Clever Quotes and Sayings

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and have the world wondering how the hell you did it. :)

Submitted by: happyness xx

The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

Submitted by: Lexy

Sometimes the most clever thing to say is nothing at all.

Submitted by: Teah monique

How can people say I love you so easly?
Dont they know that every time they do they give a piece of your heart to someone…when you finally do REALLY LOVE someone will there be enough of your heart to give???

Submitted by: PARIS

What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??

Submitted by: Peta

There is no chance unless you take one

Submitted by: Chey

Sell a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you’ll be out of a job…

Submitted by: me

Wise man talk because they have something to say,
fools talk because they have to say something.

Submitted by: cassah

If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.

Submitted by: Thomas

A fool isn’t someone who is wrong, a fool is someone who is afraid of being wrong.

Submitted by: max

If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!

Submitted by: Jamie

Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.

Submitted by: kiara

You always miss
100% of the shots
you don’t take

Submitted by: ***brokengurl***

People are like chocolates some soft centered some hard some are just plane nutty.

Submitted by: breezy

They say never judge a book by its cover but they also said a picture is worth a thousand words.

Submitted by: Brooklyn Kid

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