Clever Quotes and Sayings
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and have the world wondering how the hell you did it. :)
The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
Sometimes the most clever thing to say is nothing at all.
How can people say I love you so easly?
Dont they know that every time they do they give a piece of your heart to someone…when you finally do REALLY LOVE someone will there be enough of your heart to give???
What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??
There is no chance unless you take one
Sell a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you’ll be out of a job…
If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.
Wise man talk because they have something to say,
fools talk because they have to say something.
A fool isn’t someone who is wrong, a fool is someone who is afraid of being wrong.
Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.
If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!
People are like chocolates some soft centered some hard some are just plane nutty.
They say never judge a book by its cover but they also said a picture is worth a thousand words.
You always miss
100% of the shots
you don’t take