Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.
- Max Amsterdam

Clever Quote: Business is the art of extracting money...

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If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.

Submitted by: Oly Pop
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I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Submitted by: some1
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I am not always right but I am never wrong.

Submitted by: Abolmore
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Never value first impressions cos along with it comes deception.

Submitted by: nov-thirteen
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If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

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Submitted by: Adrian
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You know that you’ve become wise when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.

Submitted by: Andy Harding
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I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.

Submitted by: James
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Grass maybe greener on the other side , but it might not have as many flowers.

Submitted by: Nicci
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Technology is not complete if I can’t download money.

Submitted by: Olanrewaju john ayorinde
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The grass is always greener on the other side, but what if I’m already on the other side.

Submitted by: morras
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Early bird gets the worm, but the early hunter gets the bird.

Submitted by: J.S.
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He who waits, will be late for the rest of his life.

Submitted by: Danielle
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If all boys are the same, why are girls so picky?

Submitted by: spongebob
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A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.

Submitted by: Jake
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People talk so much. Yet say so little.

Submitted by: Marvin
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Don’t believe in ‘they say’ because ‘they say’ won’t be able to say what ‘they say’ when ‘they say’ is called to say what ‘they say’.

Submitted by: Boma
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When in doubt, mumble.

Submitted by: Rockmesam
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There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I like women.

Submitted by: miggy
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I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.

Submitted by: Patricia
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I asked my parents what’s it like to have such an awesome kid, they told me to ask my grandparents.

Submitted by: Jailyn
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Over analysis creates paralysis.

Submitted by: prplraines
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A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.

Submitted by: Rahul
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Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.

Submitted by: Haqi Ali
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If you can’t see the bright side, shine the dull side.

Submitted by: Jeff

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