Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
It’s not necessary to be educated, to be intelligent.
I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.
Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.
– Max Amsterdam
If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
I am not always right but I am never wrong.
Never value first impressions cos along with it comes deception.
You know that you’ve become wise when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.
I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.
Grass maybe greener on the other side , but it might not have as many flowers.
Technology is not complete if I can’t download money.
The grass is always greener on the other side, but what if I’m already on the other side.
Early bird gets the worm, but the early hunter gets the bird.
He who waits, will be late for the rest of his life.
If all boys are the same, why are girls so picky?
A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.
People talk so much. Yet say so little.
Don’t believe in ‘they say’ because ‘they say’ won’t be able to say what ‘they say’ when ‘they say’ is called to say what ‘they say’.
When in doubt, mumble.
There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I like women.
I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.
I asked my parents what’s it like to have such an awesome kid, they told me to ask my grandparents.
Over analysis creates paralysis.
A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.