Clever Quotes and Sayings
Real Eyes. Realize. Real Lies.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
The message below is a lie,
The message above is the truth..
You’ll never be old and wise if you weren’t young and crazy. :]]
The day you realize you’re not as young as you used to be is the day you start dying.
Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and have the world wondering how the hell you did it. :)
The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
How can people say I love you so easly?
Dont they know that every time they do they give a piece of your heart to someone…when you finally do REALLY LOVE someone will there be enough of your heart to give???
Sometimes the most clever thing to say is nothing at all.
What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??