Clever Quotes for the Inquisitive Mind - Page 2

Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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People are like chocolates some soft centered some hard some are just plane nutty.

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My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.

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You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
– Dr T.P.Chia

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When someone ties to impress you … It means he/she is already impressed by you!

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If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.

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Always say what you mean and mean what you say.

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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… Provided I die in the next hour or so.

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Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.

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Fear is temporary, regret is forever.
“i think, therefore I am”

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If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!

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The search for love is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that was never there in the first place

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Never point your finger at some one, you will always have three fingers pointing back at you.

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My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.

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Never be afraid to try something new… An amateur built the ark that lasted forty days and forty nights; professionals built the titanic that sank.

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If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done?

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Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…

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Sometimes you need to act like a fool to fool the fools who think that they are fooling you.

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There are some idiots who always answer “No” to every question, now tell me. Are you one of them?

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Its better to have tried and failed, than not to have tried at all.

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