Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
People are like chocolates some soft centered some hard some are just plane nutty.
My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.
You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble. – Dr T.P.Chia
When someone ties to impress you … It means he/she is already impressed by you!
If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.
Always say what you mean and mean what you say.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… Provided I die in the next hour or so.
Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.
Fear is temporary, regret is forever. “i think, therefore I am”
If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!
The search for love is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that was never there in the first place
Never point your finger at some one, you will always have three fingers pointing back at you.
My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.
Never be afraid to try something new… An amateur built the ark that lasted forty days and forty nights; professionals built the titanic that sank.
If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done?
Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…
Sometimes you need to act like a fool to fool the fools who think that they are fooling you.
There are some idiots who always answer “No” to every question, now tell me. Are you one of them?
Its better to have tried and failed, than not to have tried at all.
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