Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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I am not always right but I am never wrong.

Submitted by: Abolmore
10

Never value first impressions cos along with it comes deception.

Submitted by: nov-thirteen
1

You know that you’ve become wise when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.

Submitted by: Andy Harding
3

I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.

Submitted by: James
6

Grass maybe greener on the other side , but it might not have as many flowers.

Submitted by: Nicci
4

Technology is not complete if I can’t download money.

Submitted by: Olanrewaju john ayorinde
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The grass is always greener on the other side, but what if I’m already on the other side.

Submitted by: morras
4

Early bird gets the worm, but the early hunter gets the bird.

Submitted by: J.S.
5

He who waits, will be late for the rest of his life.

Submitted by: Danielle
8

If all boys are the same, why are girls so picky?

Submitted by: spongebob
3

A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.

Submitted by: Jake
8

People talk so much. Yet say so little.

Submitted by: Marvin
22

Don’t believe in ‘they say’ because ‘they say’ won’t be able to say what ‘they say’ when ‘they say’ is called to say what ‘they say’.

Submitted by: Boma
9

When in doubt, mumble.

Submitted by: Rockmesam
16

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I like women.

Submitted by: miggy
7

I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.

Submitted by: Patricia
7

I asked my parents what’s it like to have such an awesome kid, they told me to ask my grandparents.

Submitted by: Jailyn
6

Over analysis creates paralysis.

Submitted by: prplraines
7

A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.

Submitted by: Rahul
5

Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.

Submitted by: Haqi Ali
4

If you can’t see the bright side, shine the dull side.

Submitted by: Jeff
8

If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.

Submitted by: Dennis
9

Remember..Less is More, but then if Less is More, just think how much More, More would be.

Submitted by: steve ainey
7

There are plenty more fishes in the sea, maybe you just need to swim in a different ocean.

Submitted by: Lisa
5

Stupidity is the greatest disguise for the clever, if, you can pull that off.

Submitted by: Earl

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