Clever Quotes and Sayings
If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.
Sell a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you’ll be out of a job…
There is no chance unless you take one
Wise man talk because they have something to say,
fools talk because they have to say something.
A fool isn’t someone who is wrong, a fool is someone who is afraid of being wrong.
Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.
People are like chocolates some soft centered some hard some are just plane nutty.
You always miss
100% of the shots
you don’t take
If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!
If practice makes perfect and no one is perfect, why practice?
They say never judge a book by its cover but they also said a picture is worth a thousand words.
Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… Provided I die in the next hour or so.
When someone ties to impress you … It means he/she is already impressed by you!
Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
Always say what you mean and mean what you say.
Fear is temporary, regret is forever.
“i think, therefore I am”
You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
– Dr T.P.Chia
The search for love is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that was never there in the first place