Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Submitted by: Doreen Deramo
18

He who waits to take the first step, will spend his entire life on one foot.

Submitted by: Bugz
59

Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.

Submitted by: jamie
2

You can’t be late until you show up.

21

The search for love is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that was never there in the first place

Submitted by: kenneth barrow
4

If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.

Submitted by: Oly Pop
7

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Submitted by: Nikki
2

You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it to be true.

19

Its not the fall that kills you !!! Its the Pavement!!!
I’m not afraid of heights…I can look up at a mountain all day. Its depths that disturb me !!

Submitted by: the one
42

There is no chance unless you take one

Submitted by: Chey
16

Remember, wherever you are, that’s exactly the place to be.

Submitted by: nicole
3

You know that you’ve become wise when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.

Submitted by: Andy Harding
4

I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.

Submitted by: Athena
26

Always say what you mean and mean what you say.

Submitted by: Neeko
14

Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.

Submitted by: kiara
13

Girl- If you really do get rich will you ever remember me?
Guy- If I don’t will you remember me?

Submitted by: Neil. G.
30

You always miss
100% of the shots
you don’t take

Submitted by: ***brokengurl***
3

Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.
– Max Amsterdam

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I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
Oscar Wilde

10

You can’t be late until you show up.

Submitted by: pyxle
3

Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness.
– Henri Frederic Amiel

38

If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!

Submitted by: Jamie
8

My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.

Submitted by: Loshani Sigwadi
3

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

3

A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.

Submitted by: Jake

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