Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

20

The search for love is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that was never there in the first place

Submitted by: kenneth barrow
16

The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

Submitted by: Lexy
21

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Submitted by: romulous
18

He who waits to take the first step, will spend his entire life on one foot.

Submitted by: Bugz
59

Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.

Submitted by: jamie
3

If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.

Submitted by: Oly Pop
2

You can’t be late until you show up.

2

You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it to be true.

19

Its not the fall that kills you !!! Its the Pavement!!!
I’m not afraid of heights…I can look up at a mountain all day. Its depths that disturb me !!

Submitted by: the one
42

There is no chance unless you take one

Submitted by: Chey
16

Remember, wherever you are, that’s exactly the place to be.

Submitted by: nicole
3

I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
- Elayne Boosler.

Submitted by: Athena
26

Always say what you mean and mean what you say.

Submitted by: Neeko
30

You always miss
100% of the shots
you don’t take

Submitted by: ***brokengurl***
13

Girl- If you really do get rich will you ever remember me?
Guy- If I don’t will you remember me?

Submitted by: Neil. G.
3

You know that you’ve become wise when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.

Submitted by: Andy Harding
3

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde

3

Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness.
- Henri Frederic Amiel

3

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
- G. K. Chesterton

7

My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.

Submitted by: Loshani Sigwadi
38

If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!

Submitted by: Jamie
10

You can’t be late until you show up.

Submitted by: pyxle
3

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

3

Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
- Emil Nolde

26

Never point your finger at some one, you will always have three fingers pointing back at you.

Submitted by: shelia

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