Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The search for love is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that was never there in the first place
He who waits to take the first step, will spend his entire life on one foot.
Its not the fall that kills you !!! Its the Pavement!!!
I’m not afraid of heights…I can look up at a mountain all day. Its depths that disturb me !!
Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.
You can’t be late until you show up.
Remember, wherever you are, that’s exactly the place to be.
You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it to be true.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
There is no chance unless you take one
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
Always say what you mean and mean what you say.
I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
- Elayne Boosler.
You always miss
100% of the shots
you don’t take
The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
Girl- If you really do get rich will you ever remember me?
Guy- If I don’t will you remember me?
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
- G. K. Chesterton
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness.
- Henri Frederic Amiel
Never point your finger at some one, you will always have three fingers pointing back at you.
If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!
Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
- Emil Nolde
Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
- French Proverb
My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.