Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

44

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Submitted by: Doreen Deramo
18

He who waits to take the first step, will spend his entire life on one foot.

Submitted by: Bugz
59

Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.

Submitted by: jamie
2

You know that you’ve become wise when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.

Submitted by: Andy Harding
2

You can’t be late until you show up.

15

Remember, wherever you are, that’s exactly the place to be.

Submitted by: nicole
2

You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it to be true.

19

Its not the fall that kills you !!! Its the Pavement!!!
I’m not afraid of heights…I can look up at a mountain all day. Its depths that disturb me !!

Submitted by: the one
6

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Submitted by: Nikki
42

There is no chance unless you take one

Submitted by: Chey
3

If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.

Submitted by: Oly Pop
26

Always say what you mean and mean what you say.

Submitted by: Neeko
14

The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

Submitted by: Lexy
30

You always miss
100% of the shots
you don’t take

Submitted by: ***brokengurl***
13

Girl- If you really do get rich will you ever remember me?
Guy- If I don’t will you remember me?

Submitted by: Neil. G.
3

I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
- Elayne Boosler.

Submitted by: Athena
3

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde

3

Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness.
- Henri Frederic Amiel

3

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
- G. K. Chesterton

25

Never point your finger at some one, you will always have three fingers pointing back at you.

Submitted by: shelia
38

If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!

Submitted by: Jamie
3

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

3

Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
- Emil Nolde

2

I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Submitted by: some1
10

You can’t be late until you show up.

Submitted by: pyxle

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