Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

16

You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Dr T.P.Chia
46

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Submitted by: Doreen Deramo
7

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Submitted by: Nikki
18

He who waits to take the first step, will spend his entire life on one foot.

Submitted by: Bugz
21

The search for love is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that was never there in the first place

Submitted by: kenneth barrow
19

Its not the fall that kills you !!! Its the Pavement!!!
I’m not afraid of heights…I can look up at a mountain all day. Its depths that disturb me !!

Submitted by: the one
59

Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.

Submitted by: jamie
2

You can’t be late until you show up.

2

You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it to be true.

16

Remember, wherever you are, that’s exactly the place to be.

Submitted by: nicole
5

I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.

Submitted by: Athena
42

There is no chance unless you take one

Submitted by: Chey
26

Always say what you mean and mean what you say.

Submitted by: Neeko
30

You always miss
100% of the shots
you don’t take

Submitted by: ***brokengurl***
14

Girl- If you really do get rich will you ever remember me?
Guy- If I don’t will you remember me?

Submitted by: Neil. G.
4

I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Submitted by: some1
3

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

3

Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness.
– Henri Frederic Amiel

9

I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.

Submitted by: Patricia
12

My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.

Submitted by: Loshani Sigwadi
26

Never point your finger at some one, you will always have three fingers pointing back at you.

Submitted by: shelia
11

You can’t be late until you show up.

Submitted by: pyxle
3

Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
– Emil Nolde

7

Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.

Submitted by: Haqi Ali
22

My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.


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