Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

18

He who waits to take the first step, will spend his entire life on one foot.

Submitted by: Bugz
21

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Submitted by: romulous
59

Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.

Submitted by: jamie
2

You can’t be late until you show up.

2

You know that you’ve become wise when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.

Submitted by: Andy Harding
6

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Submitted by: Nikki
2

You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it to be true.

19

Its not the fall that kills you !!! Its the Pavement!!!
I’m not afraid of heights…I can look up at a mountain all day. Its depths that disturb me !!

Submitted by: the one
14

The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

Submitted by: Lexy
42

There is no chance unless you take one

Submitted by: Chey
3

If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.

Submitted by: Oly Pop
16

Remember, wherever you are, that’s exactly the place to be.

Submitted by: nicole
26

Always say what you mean and mean what you say.

Submitted by: Neeko
30

You always miss
100% of the shots
you don’t take

Submitted by: ***brokengurl***
3

I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
- Elayne Boosler.

Submitted by: Athena
13

Girl- If you really do get rich will you ever remember me?
Guy- If I don’t will you remember me?

Submitted by: Neil. G.
3

Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness.
- Henri Frederic Amiel

3

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
- G. K. Chesterton

3

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde

38

If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!

Submitted by: Jamie
3

Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
- Emil Nolde

3

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

2

I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Submitted by: some1
10

You can’t be late until you show up.

Submitted by: pyxle
26

Never point your finger at some one, you will always have three fingers pointing back at you.

Submitted by: shelia

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