Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 2


If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Submitted by: Doreen Deramo

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Submitted by: romulous

You know that you’ve become wise when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.

Submitted by: Andy Harding

I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.

Submitted by: Athena

He who waits to take the first step, will spend his entire life on one foot.

Submitted by: Bugz

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Submitted by: Nikki

The search for love is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that was never there in the first place

Submitted by: kenneth barrow

Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.

Submitted by: jamie

You can’t be late until you show up.


You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it to be true.


Its not the fall that kills you !!! Its the Pavement!!!
I’m not afraid of heights…I can look up at a mountain all day. Its depths that disturb me !!

Submitted by: the one

Remember, wherever you are, that’s exactly the place to be.

Submitted by: nicole

There is no chance unless you take one

Submitted by: Chey

Always say what you mean and mean what you say.

Submitted by: Neeko

You always miss
100% of the shots
you don’t take

Submitted by: ***brokengurl***

Girl- If you really do get rich will you ever remember me?
Guy- If I don’t will you remember me?

Submitted by: Neil. G.

You can’t be late until you show up.

Submitted by: pyxle

Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.
– Max Amsterdam

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Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness.
– Henri Frederic Amiel


Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.


My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.


Never point your finger at some one, you will always have three fingers pointing back at you.

Submitted by: shelia

Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.

Submitted by: Haqi Ali

Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
– Emil Nolde


I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.

Submitted by: Patricia

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