Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

21

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Submitted by: romulous
46

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Submitted by: Doreen Deramo
18

He who waits to take the first step, will spend his entire life on one foot.

Submitted by: Bugz
59

Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.

Submitted by: jamie
21

The search for love is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that was never there in the first place

Submitted by: kenneth barrow
2

You can’t be late until you show up.

2

You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it to be true.

7

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Submitted by: Nikki
19

Its not the fall that kills you !!! Its the Pavement!!!
I’m not afraid of heights…I can look up at a mountain all day. Its depths that disturb me !!

Submitted by: the one
3

You know that you’ve become wise when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.

Submitted by: Andy Harding
16

Remember, wherever you are, that’s exactly the place to be.

Submitted by: nicole
42

There is no chance unless you take one

Submitted by: Chey
4

I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.

Submitted by: Athena
26

Always say what you mean and mean what you say.

Submitted by: Neeko
13

Girl- If you really do get rich will you ever remember me?
Guy- If I don’t will you remember me?

Submitted by: Neil. G.
30

You always miss
100% of the shots
you don’t take

Submitted by: ***brokengurl***
3

A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.

Submitted by: Jake
10

You can’t be late until you show up.

Submitted by: pyxle
3

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

3

Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness.
– Henri Frederic Amiel

26

Never point your finger at some one, you will always have three fingers pointing back at you.

Submitted by: shelia
3

Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
– Emil Nolde

20

Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.

Submitted by: kiara
39

If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!

Submitted by: Jamie
14

You don’t see it until its not there.

Submitted by: alim

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