Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

20

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Submitted by: romulous
20

The search for love is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that was never there in the first place

Submitted by: kenneth barrow
18

Its not the fall that kills you !!! Its the Pavement!!!
I’m not afraid of heights…I can look up at a mountain all day. Its depths that disturb me !!

Submitted by: the one
18

He who waits to take the first step, will spend his entire life on one foot.

Submitted by: Bugz
59

Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.

Submitted by: jamie
2

You can’t be late until you show up.

15

Remember, wherever you are, that’s exactly the place to be.

Submitted by: nicole
2

You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it to be true.

44

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Submitted by: Doreen Deramo
42

There is no chance unless you take one

Submitted by: Chey
6

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Submitted by: Nikki
26

Always say what you mean and mean what you say.

Submitted by: Neeko
2

I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
- Elayne Boosler.

Submitted by: Athena
10

The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

Submitted by: Lexy
30

You always miss
100% of the shots
you don’t take

Submitted by: ***brokengurl***
4

My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.

Submitted by: Loshani Sigwadi
13

Girl- If you really do get rich will you ever remember me?
Guy- If I don’t will you remember me?

Submitted by: Neil. G.
3

Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness.
- Henri Frederic Amiel

3

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
- G. K. Chesterton

3

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde

25

Never point your finger at some one, you will always have three fingers pointing back at you.

Submitted by: shelia
38

If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!

Submitted by: Jamie
3

It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
- French Proverb

3

Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
- Emil Nolde

3

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.


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