Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.
If you can’t see the bright side, shine the dull side.
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.
Remember..Less is More, but then if Less is More, just think how much More, More would be.
There are plenty more fishes in the sea, maybe you just need to swim in a different ocean.
Stupidity is the greatest disguise for the clever, if, you can pull that off.
Anyone can be glamorous. All you have to do is to stand still and look stupid.
You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!
Without order nothing could exist, But without chaos nothing could evolve.
I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.
One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.
The grass is greener on the side you water.
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?
Is the glass half full or half empty? Depends.
The glass is half full when it has been filled halfway. The glass is half empty when it was full and half of it was emptied.
There. Doesn’t that make sense?
They say violence isn’t the answer but actions speak louder than words.;)
When he touched me, I was touched!
Is the cup half empty or half full? Why hasn’t someone filled the cup already?
Visits always give pleasure…
If not the arrival, the departure.
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .
To do is to be. – Aristotle
To be is to do. – Jean Paul Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra
I don’t get the relationship between guys and cars. I mean, they’re just hurting themselves. They stare at cars they’ll never have.