Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.
One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.
The grass is greener on the side you water.
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?
Is the glass half full or half empty? Depends.
The glass is half full when it has been filled halfway. The glass is half empty when it was full and half of it was emptied.
There. Doesn’t that make sense?
They say violence isn’t the answer but actions speak louder than words.;)
When he touched me, I was touched!
Is the cup half empty or half full? Why hasn’t someone filled the cup already?
Visits always give pleasure…
If not the arrival, the departure.
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .
To do is to be. – Aristotle
To be is to do. – Jean Paul Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra
I don’t get the relationship between guys and cars. I mean, they’re just hurting themselves. They stare at cars they’ll never have.
You have to twist the vine to go where you want while it’s growing, not when it’s mature and you can’t train it to go where you want it to go.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
I’m leery of people who like me.
When life throws you lemons, retaliate, throw watermelons!
If the grass is greener on the other side watch out, there must be a septic tank.
Most people who drive in a hurry are never in a hurry.
There’s no “I” in team, there’s no “we” in team either.
If you are ever looking for something you will find it in the last place you look.
Cation to anion. “Why are you always so negative?”.
Girl- If you really do get rich will you ever remember me?
Guy- If I don’t will you remember me?
They say when life gives you lemons…but what happens when life gives you a banana?
Speed Kills, Kills Time…
The early bird catches the early worm…
Those who do not know, do not know that they do not know.
They say it’s always in the last place that you look
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it.
Spoon feeding teaches us nothing, except the shape of the spoon.