Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.

Submitted by: Diçi
9

One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.

Submitted by: Sal
21

The grass is greener on the side you water.

Submitted by: Goecke
10

The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Mediamonkey
6

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?

Submitted by: Elyod Llerret
16

Is the glass half full or half empty? Depends.
The glass is half full when it has been filled halfway. The glass is half empty when it was full and half of it was emptied.
There. Doesn’t that make sense?

Submitted by: sarah
20

They say violence isn’t the answer but actions speak louder than words.;)

Submitted by: Jillian
28

When he touched me, I was touched!

Submitted by: Samuel d great
12

Is the cup half empty or half full? Why hasn’t someone filled the cup already?

Submitted by: Adri
6

Visits always give pleasure…
If not the arrival, the departure.

Submitted by: Debbie DiSibio
9

To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .

Submitted by: Joe muffins
14

To do is to be. – Aristotle
To be is to do. – Jean Paul Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra

Submitted by: Ashley Rushbrook
22

I don’t get the relationship between guys and cars. I mean, they’re just hurting themselves. They stare at cars they’ll never have.

Submitted by: Bay420
17

You have to twist the vine to go where you want while it’s growing, not when it’s mature and you can’t train it to go where you want it to go.

Submitted by: Sonia Luis
7

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Submitted by: Nikki
18

I’m leery of people who like me.

Submitted by: Steve D'amico
15

When life throws you lemons, retaliate, throw watermelons!

Submitted by: Antonyo
25

If the grass is greener on the other side watch out, there must be a septic tank.

Submitted by: Adamf
25

Most people who drive in a hurry are never in a hurry.

Submitted by: emmanuel Oboh
26

There’s no “I” in team, there’s no “we” in team either.

Submitted by: Miguel Torres
37

If you are ever looking for something you will find it in the last place you look.

Submitted by: pearl
30

Cation to anion. “Why are you always so negative?”.

Submitted by: kornelas
13

Girl- If you really do get rich will you ever remember me?
Guy- If I don’t will you remember me?

Submitted by: Neil. G.
39

They say when life gives you lemons…but what happens when life gives you a banana?

Submitted by: Emily M.
49

Speed Kills, Kills Time…

Submitted by: Ken Maher
36

The early bird catches the early worm…

Submitted by: dvillarjr
25

Those who do not know, do not know that they do not know.

Submitted by: sport addict chic
17

They say it’s always in the last place that you look
OF COURSE!
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!

Submitted by: bree berry
18

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it.

Submitted by: Bob
21

Spoon feeding teaches us nothing, except the shape of the spoon.

Submitted by: lady in black

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