Clever Quotes and Sayings

If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!

Submitted by: Jamie

Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.

Submitted by: Rick

Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Submitted by: DUANE. G. FINCH. SR.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Submitted by: romulous

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… Provided I die in the next hour or so.

Submitted by: Frederick J Taylor
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Always say what you mean and mean what you say.

Submitted by: Neeko

You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Dr T.P.Chia

Fear is temporary, regret is forever.
“i think, therefore I am”

Submitted by: Should be doin hw lol :P

When someone ties to impress you … It means he/she is already impressed by you!

Submitted by: Usman saleem

The search for love is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that was never there in the first place

Submitted by: kenneth barrow

Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…

Submitted by: tammie
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Never point your finger at some one, you will always have three fingers pointing back at you.

Submitted by: shelia

My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.

Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.

Submitted by: missymae94

If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done?

Submitted by: Kristen

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