Clever Quotes and Sayings

Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…

Submitted by: tammie

Never point your finger at some one, you will always have three fingers pointing back at you.

Submitted by: shelia

If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done?

Submitted by: Kristen

Better to ask forgiveness than permission.

Submitted by: X

Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.

Submitted by: missymae94

My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.

Its better to have tried and failed, than not to have tried at all.

Submitted by: Spunky Tuna

Love all, trust a few.

Submitted by: mona

He who waits to take the first step, will spend his entire life on one foot.

Submitted by: Bugz

Its not the fall that kills you !!! Its the Pavement!!!
I’m not afraid of heights…I can look up at a mountain all day. Its depths that disturb me !!

Submitted by: the one

“A clever man is one who never shows his cleverness to others”

Submitted by: Tehreem

Always Remember …

Submitted by: KK

If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.

Submitted by: lexy

Cleverness is what a guy has, well at least he’s got something besides brains!!!

Submitted by: abbey

Remember, wherever you are, that’s exactly the place to be.

Submitted by: nicole

If I look confused…i probably am

Submitted by: miss C

Anger is one letter short of danger.

Submitted by: Veryfine

If life is so hard how come so many idiots are doing it?

Submitted by: ben

Pain only means you’re still alive

Submitted by: marvin

I asked my parents what’s it like to have such an awesome kid, they told me to ask my grandparents.

Submitted by: Jailyn

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