Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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Remember..Less is More, but then if Less is More, just think how much More, More would be.

Submitted by: steve ainey
7

There are plenty more fishes in the sea, maybe you just need to swim in a different ocean.

Submitted by: Lisa
5

Stupidity is the greatest disguise for the clever, if, you can pull that off.

Submitted by: Earl
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Anyone can be glamorous. All you have to do is to stand still and look stupid.

Submitted by: tammy14
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You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Submitted by: Tom
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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Submitted by: blah
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I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.

Submitted by: Harithpro1999
10

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
&
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!

Submitted by: Rose
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Without order nothing could exist, But without chaos nothing could evolve.

Submitted by: Read me
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I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.

Submitted by: Diçi
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One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.

Submitted by: Sal
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The grass is greener on the side you water.

Submitted by: Goecke
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The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Mediamonkey
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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?

Submitted by: Elyod Llerret
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Is the glass half full or half empty? Depends.
The glass is half full when it has been filled halfway. The glass is half empty when it was full and half of it was emptied.
There. Doesn’t that make sense?

Submitted by: sarah
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They say violence isn’t the answer but actions speak louder than words.;)

Submitted by: Jillian
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When he touched me, I was touched!

Submitted by: Samuel d great
10

Is the cup half empty or half full? Why hasn’t someone filled the cup already?

Submitted by: Adri
5

Visits always give pleasure…
If not the arrival, the departure.

Submitted by: Debbie DiSibio
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To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .

Submitted by: Joe muffins
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To do is to be. – Aristotle
To be is to do. – Jean Paul Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra

Submitted by: Ashley Rushbrook
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I don’t get the relationship between guys and cars. I mean, they’re just hurting themselves. They stare at cars they’ll never have.

Submitted by: Bay420
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You have to twist the vine to go where you want while it’s growing, not when it’s mature and you can’t train it to go where you want it to go.

Submitted by: Sonia Luis
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If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Submitted by: Nikki
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I’m leery of people who like me.

Submitted by: Steve D'amico

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