Clever Quotes and Sayings
Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… Provided I die in the next hour or so.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Always say what you mean and mean what you say.
Fear is temporary, regret is forever.
“i think, therefore I am”
When someone ties to impress you … It means he/she is already impressed by you!
You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
– Dr T.P.Chia
The search for love is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that was never there in the first place
If practice makes perfect and no one is perfect, why practice?
Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…
Better to ask forgiveness than permission.
If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done?
Its better to have tried and failed, than not to have tried at all.
Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.