Clever Quotes and Sayings
Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… Provided I die in the next hour or so.
When someone ties to impress you … It means he/she is already impressed by you!
The search for love is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that was never there in the first place
You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
– Dr T.P.Chia
Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.