Clever Quotes and Sayings
The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.
The grass is greener on the other side, because that’s where the dogs have been pooping.
I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.
Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.
– Max Amsterdam
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
You know that you’ve become wise when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.