Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”
When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.
If life gives you lemons. Eat carrots.
The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.
How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?
The grass is greener on the other side, because that’s where the dogs have been pooping.
It’s not necessary to be educated, to be intelligent.
I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.
Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.
– Max Amsterdam
If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.