Clever Quotes and Sayings

I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!

Clever Quote: I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just...

Submitted by: Kassi
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Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!

Clever Quote: Make love and not war Or, find...

Submitted by: Paul Finkleman (the haikumedian)
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If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!

Submitted by: Buju Aka Israr

My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.

All things being equal, if you give too little you receive too little and if you give too much you receive too much. You could say giving nothing is as selfish as giving everything.

Submitted by: Dan

You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
Albert Camus

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Did you sleep well?
No, I made a couple of mistakes.
Steven Wright

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My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.

Submitted by: Loshani Sigwadi

Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”

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Submitted by: Rikku
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When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.

Submitted by: stubsandstubby

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