Clever Quotes and Sayings
He who waits, will be late for the rest of his life.
If all boys are the same, why are girls so picky?
A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.
People talk so much. Yet say so little.
Don’t believe in ‘they say’ because ‘they say’ won’t be able to say what ‘they say’ when ‘they say’ is called to say what ‘they say’.
When in doubt, mumble.
There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I like women.
I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.
I asked my parents what’s it like to have such an awesome kid, they told me to ask my grandparents.
Over analysis creates paralysis.
A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.
Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.
If you can’t see the bright side, shine the dull side.
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.
Remember..Less is More, but then if Less is More, just think how much More, More would be.
There are plenty more fishes in the sea, maybe you just need to swim in a different ocean.
Stupidity is the greatest disguise for the clever, if, you can pull that off.
Anyone can be glamorous. All you have to do is to stand still and look stupid.
You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!
Without order nothing could exist, But without chaos nothing could evolve.
I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.
One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.