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If all boys are the same, why are girls so picky?

Submitted by: spongebob

A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.

Submitted by: Jake

People talk so much. Yet say so little.

Submitted by: Marvin

Don’t believe in ‘they say’ because ‘they say’ won’t be able to say what ‘they say’ when ‘they say’ is called to say what ‘they say’.

Submitted by: Boma

When in doubt, mumble.

Submitted by: Rockmesam

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I like women.

Submitted by: miggy

I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.

Submitted by: Patricia

I asked my parents what’s it like to have such an awesome kid, they told me to ask my grandparents.

Submitted by: Jailyn

Over analysis creates paralysis.

Submitted by: prplraines

A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.

Submitted by: Rahul

Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.

Submitted by: Haqi Ali

If you can’t see the bright side, shine the dull side.

Submitted by: Jeff

If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.

Submitted by: Dennis

Remember..Less is More, but then if Less is More, just think how much More, More would be.

Submitted by: steve ainey

There are plenty more fishes in the sea, maybe you just need to swim in a different ocean.

Submitted by: Lisa

Stupidity is the greatest disguise for the clever, if, you can pull that off.

Submitted by: Earl

Anyone can be glamorous. All you have to do is to stand still and look stupid.

Submitted by: tammy14

You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Submitted by: Tom

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Submitted by: blah

I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.

Submitted by: Harithpro1999

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