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Did you sleep well?
No, I made a couple of mistakes.
Steven Wright

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My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.

Submitted by: Loshani Sigwadi

Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”

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Submitted by: Rikku

When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.

Submitted by: stubsandstubby

If life gives you lemons. Eat carrots.

Submitted by: Naila Boo

The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.

Submitted by: some guy

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: Lovers

The grass is greener on the other side, because that’s where the dogs have been pooping.

Submitted by: cattDaDDy

It’s not necessary to be educated, to be intelligent.

Submitted by: saloni

I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.

Submitted by: Athena
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