Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.

All things being equal, if you give too little you receive too little and if you give too much you receive too much. You could say giving nothing is as selfish as giving everything.

Submitted by: Dan

You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
Albert Camus

Did you sleep well?
No, I made a couple of mistakes.
Steven Wright

My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.

Submitted by: Loshani Sigwadi

Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”

Submitted by: Rikku

When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.

Submitted by: stubsandstubby

If life gives you lemons. Eat carrots.

Submitted by: Naila Boo

The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.

Submitted by: some guy

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: Lovers
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