Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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He who falls into the water doesn’t drown, but the one who stays in it does.

Submitted by: Hassan Mehanna
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I’m not random you just don’t think as fast as me.

Submitted by: i love my baby boy forevers
15

When in doubt, Google it.
Clever Quote: When in doubt, Google it.

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Submitted by: anitac
38

Girl: WOW ! You have big feet! =O
Guy: You know what they say about big feet don’t you? ;)
Girl: No??
Guy: BIG SOCKS!

Submitted by: SOPHIE-LOPHIE
20

What people say, what people do, and what they say they do are entirely different things.

Submitted by: SHEREEN YATES
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I did today, what I should do tomorrow. So now what?

Submitted by: bertman
22

I did today, what I should do tomorrow. So now what?

Submitted by: bertman
40

What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)

Submitted by: liliaaa
24

Skill is luck becoming a habit.

Submitted by: dan bury
25

Do you have a hole in your sock?
If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)

Submitted by: Bob
12

He who smiles in the face of adversity clearly has a scapegoat.

Submitted by: Becky
10

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… Provided I die in the next hour or so.

Submitted by: Frederick J Taylor
37

They say, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Well I’m here to tell you, if my grass was being watered twice a day, it would be pretty green.

Submitted by: Melissa Mangus
22

A poor man with weird habits is an idiot, a rich man with weird habits is eccentric.

Submitted by: iyad
18

You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.

Submitted by: Tom Hyett
21

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Submitted by: romulous
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Don’t trust me I’m a liar.

Submitted by: megan lil
38

Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places!

Submitted by: gb
14

As technology develops we will do what we did in half the time, yet we are more stressed, more busy and can’t get things done.

Submitted by: Faizal Sayed
16

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.

Submitted by: Taylor
36

The grass may be greener on the other side, but then again you still have to mow it…

Submitted by: Jordyy
12

When someone ties to impress you … It means he/she is already impressed by you!

Submitted by: Usman saleem
10

You can’t be late until you show up.

Submitted by: pyxle
13

Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.

Submitted by: malfman21
13

When someone tells you stories of how they wrecked someone, its only a matter of time till its your turn.

Submitted by: malfman21
18

The more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget the less you know.

Submitted by: king
41

If the grass is always greener on the other sides I want to be color blind.

Submitted by: Reason
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They say never judge a book by its cover but they also said a picture is worth a thousand words.

Submitted by: Brooklyn Kid
18

If you think you’re nobody, just recall who’s perfect!

Submitted by: shipra
21

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: dude who do you think you are?

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