Clever Quotes and Sayings
Never point your finger at some one, you will always have three fingers pointing back at you.
My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.
Love all, trust a few.
Its not the fall that kills you !!! Its the Pavement!!!
I’m not afraid of heights…I can look up at a mountain all day. Its depths that disturb me !!
He who waits to take the first step, will spend his entire life on one foot.
“A clever man is one who never shows his cleverness to others”
If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.
Remember, wherever you are, that’s exactly the place to be.
Cleverness is what a guy has, well at least he’s got something besides brains!!!
If I look confused…i probably am
If life is so hard how come so many idiots are doing it?
NEVER BE TOO HONEST…
Always Remember …
STRAIGHT TREES ARE CUT FIRST…
Anger is one letter short of danger.
Pain only means you’re still alive
I asked my parents what’s it like to have such an awesome kid, they told me to ask my grandparents.