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Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.

Submitted by: Rick

They say never judge a book by its cover but they also said a picture is worth a thousand words.

Submitted by: Brooklyn Kid

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… Provided I die in the next hour or so.

Submitted by: Frederick J Taylor

Always say what you mean and mean what you say.

Submitted by: Neeko

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Submitted by: romulous

When someone ties to impress you … It means he/she is already impressed by you!

Submitted by: Usman saleem

Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Submitted by: DUANE. G. FINCH. SR.

Fear is temporary, regret is forever.
“i think, therefore I am”

Submitted by: Should be doin hw lol :P

You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
Dr T.P.Chia

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Submitted by: Dr T.P.Chia

Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…

Submitted by: tammie
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