Clever Quotes and Sayings
Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… Provided I die in the next hour or so.
Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Always say what you mean and mean what you say.
Fear is temporary, regret is forever.
“i think, therefore I am”
When someone ties to impress you … It means he/she is already impressed by you!
You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
– Dr T.P.Chia
The search for love is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that was never there in the first place
Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…