Clever Quotes and Sayings

My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.

Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.

Submitted by: missymae94

Love all, trust a few.

Submitted by: mona

He who waits to take the first step, will spend his entire life on one foot.

Submitted by: Bugz

Its not the fall that kills you !!! Its the Pavement!!!
I’m not afraid of heights…I can look up at a mountain all day. Its depths that disturb me !!

Submitted by: the one

“A clever man is one who never shows his cleverness to others”

Submitted by: Tehreem

Cleverness is what a guy has, well at least he’s got something besides brains!!!

Submitted by: abbey

Remember, wherever you are, that’s exactly the place to be.

Submitted by: nicole

If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.

Submitted by: lexy

If I look confused…i probably am

Submitted by: miss C

Always Remember …

Submitted by: KK

If life is so hard how come so many idiots are doing it?

Submitted by: ben

Pain only means you’re still alive

Submitted by: marvin

Anger is one letter short of danger.

Submitted by: Veryfine

I asked my parents what’s it like to have such an awesome kid, they told me to ask my grandparents.

Submitted by: Jailyn

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