Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.
They say never judge a book by its cover but they also said a picture is worth a thousand words.
Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
Fear is temporary, regret is forever.
“i think, therefore I am”
Always say what you mean and mean what you say.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… Provided I die in the next hour or so.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
When someone ties to impress you … It means he/she is already impressed by you!
The search for love is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that was never there in the first place
Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…