Clever Quotes and Sayings

Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.

Submitted by: Rick

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… Provided I die in the next hour or so.

Clever Quote: I have enough money to last me...

Submitted by: Frederick J Taylor
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Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Submitted by: DUANE. G. FINCH. SR.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Submitted by: romulous

Always say what you mean and mean what you say.

Submitted by: Neeko

Fear is temporary, regret is forever.
“i think, therefore I am”

Submitted by: Should be doin hw lol :P

When someone ties to impress you … It means he/she is already impressed by you!

Submitted by: Usman saleem

You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
Dr T.P.Chia

Clever Quote: You do not become smarter by blowing...

Submitted by: Dr T.P.Chia
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The search for love is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that was never there in the first place

Submitted by: kenneth barrow

Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…

Submitted by: tammie

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