Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… Provided I die in the next hour or so.
If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.
They say never judge a book by its cover but they also said a picture is worth a thousand words.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Always say what you mean and mean what you say.
When someone ties to impress you … It means he/she is already impressed by you!
Fear is temporary, regret is forever.
“i think, therefore I am”
Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…
The search for love is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that was never there in the first place