Clever Quotes and Sayings

The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It’s simply twice as big as it needs to be.

Submitted by: cnychu

If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!

Submitted by: Buju Aka Israr

A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.

Submitted by: kath

Advice…a clever man doesnt need it…a fool won’t take it…

Submitted by: roshaan

When in doubt, Google it.

Submitted by: anitac

If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.

Submitted by: Oly Pop

What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)

Submitted by: liliaaa

You don’t see it until its not there.

Submitted by: alim

They say it’s always in the last place that you look
OF COURSE!
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!

Submitted by: bree berry

I didn’t fail math. I just found a lot of ways not to do it

Submitted by: beka
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Problem free life never makes a strong person

Submitted by: ilyas

The man is the head of the house !!!!
but the woman is the neck
and she can turn the head anyway she wants hehe

Submitted by: rosie d

Whether you’re first or last in the queue depends which way your looking

Submitted by: Richard

All people have a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right…

Submitted by: Bridget

You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Submitted by: Tom

If you aim at nothing, your accuracy will be immense.

Submitted by: James

I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!

Submitted by: Daniel Blair

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Submitted by: Nikki

You can’t be late until you show up.

Submitted by: pyxle

Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.

Submitted by: Jamie S Bryan
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A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle

Submitted by: Shemerald

I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.

Submitted by: Patricia

If at first you don’t succeed, try again until you bleed

Submitted by: Ben

You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.

Submitted by: Tom Hyett

Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.

Submitted by: malfman21

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