Clever Quotes and Sayings
My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.
Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.
Love all, trust a few.
He who waits to take the first step, will spend his entire life on one foot.
Its not the fall that kills you !!! Its the Pavement!!!
I’m not afraid of heights…I can look up at a mountain all day. Its depths that disturb me !!
“A clever man is one who never shows his cleverness to others”
Cleverness is what a guy has, well at least he’s got something besides brains!!!
Remember, wherever you are, that’s exactly the place to be.
If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.
If I look confused…i probably am
NEVER BE TOO HONEST…
Always Remember …
STRAIGHT TREES ARE CUT FIRST…
If life is so hard how come so many idiots are doing it?
Pain only means you’re still alive
Anger is one letter short of danger.
I asked my parents what’s it like to have such an awesome kid, they told me to ask my grandparents.