Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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When life throws you lemons, retaliate, throw watermelons!

Submitted by: Antonyo
25

If the grass is greener on the other side watch out, there must be a septic tank.

Submitted by: Adamf
25

Most people who drive in a hurry are never in a hurry.

Submitted by: emmanuel Oboh
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There’s no “I” in team, there’s no “we” in team either.

Submitted by: Miguel Torres
37

If you are ever looking for something you will find it in the last place you look.

Submitted by: pearl
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Cation to anion. “Why are you always so negative?”.

Submitted by: kornelas
13

Girl- If you really do get rich will you ever remember me?
Guy- If I don’t will you remember me?

Submitted by: Neil. G.
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They say when life gives you lemons…but what happens when life gives you a banana?

Submitted by: Emily M.
49

Speed Kills, Kills Time…

Submitted by: Ken Maher
36

The early bird catches the early worm…

Submitted by: dvillarjr
25

Those who do not know, do not know that they do not know.

Submitted by: sport addict chic
17

They say it’s always in the last place that you look
OF COURSE!
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!

Submitted by: bree berry
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The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it.

Submitted by: Bob
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Spoon feeding teaches us nothing, except the shape of the spoon.

Submitted by: lady in black
14

He who falls into the water doesn’t drown, but the one who stays in it does.

Submitted by: Hassan Mehanna
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I’m not random you just don’t think as fast as me.

Submitted by: i love my baby boy forevers
15

When in doubt, Google it.
Clever Quote: When in doubt, Google it.

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Submitted by: anitac
37

Girl: WOW ! You have big feet! =O
Guy: You know what they say about big feet don’t you? ;)
Girl: No??
Guy: BIG SOCKS!

Submitted by: SOPHIE-LOPHIE
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What people say, what people do, and what they say they do are entirely different things.

Submitted by: SHEREEN YATES
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I did today, what I should do tomorrow. So now what?

Submitted by: bertman
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I did today, what I should do tomorrow. So now what?

Submitted by: bertman
40

What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)

Submitted by: liliaaa
24

Skill is luck becoming a habit.

Submitted by: dan bury
25

Do you have a hole in your sock?
If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)

Submitted by: Bob
12

He who smiles in the face of adversity clearly has a scapegoat.

Submitted by: Becky

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