Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.
They say never judge a book by its cover but they also said a picture is worth a thousand words.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… Provided I die in the next hour or so.
Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Always say what you mean and mean what you say.
Fear is temporary, regret is forever.
“i think, therefore I am”
When someone ties to impress you … It means he/she is already impressed by you!
The search for love is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that was never there in the first place
You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
– Dr T.P.Chia