Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
The grass may be greener on the other side, but then again you still have to mow it…
When someone ties to impress you … It means he/she is already impressed by you!
You can’t be late until you show up.
Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.
When someone tells you stories of how they wrecked someone, its only a matter of time till its your turn.
The more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget the less you know.
If the grass is always greener on the other sides I want to be color blind.
They say never judge a book by its cover but they also said a picture is worth a thousand words.
If you think you’re nobody, just recall who’s perfect!
How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?
Do you often find yourselve questioning a question with a question when questioned???
Imagination is a power you can’t imagine.
I’m not clever, I just don’t know how to be stupid.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
A fool isn’t someone who is wrong, a fool is someone who is afraid of being wrong.
Real Eyes. Realize. Real Lies.
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.
Opportunity knocks but once, so be sure and leave a forwarding address.
To someone else, we are someone else.
Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!
Wisdom = refined stupidity
Remember, wherever you are, that’s exactly the place to be.
If the grass looks greener on the other side its time to fertilize yours.
Never point your finger at some one, you will always have three fingers pointing back at you.
To do is too difficult to do.
One word could save the world, Communication
Its not the fall that kills you !!! Its the Pavement!!!
I’m not afraid of heights…I can look up at a mountain all day. Its depths that disturb me !!
People are like chocolates some soft centered some hard some are just plane nutty.
Cascading down through the air, she thought,
“They will wonder why I jumped. They won’t know that for a moment…I Fly.”
If at first you don’t succeed……you’re not Chuck Norris.
You don’t see it until its not there.
I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!
All people have a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right…
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and grow your own
Sure hard work pay’s off in the future! But Laziness Pay’s off Right Now !