Clever Quotes and Sayings

I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.

Submitted by: James

Grass maybe greener on the other side , but it might not have as many flowers.

Submitted by: Nicci

Technology is not complete if I can’t download money.

Submitted by: Olanrewaju john ayorinde

The grass is always greener on the other side, but what if I’m already on the other side.

Submitted by: morras

Early bird gets the worm, but the early hunter gets the bird.

Submitted by: J.S.

He who waits, will be late for the rest of his life.

Submitted by: Danielle

If all boys are the same, why are girls so picky?

Submitted by: spongebob

A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.

Submitted by: Jake

People talk so much. Yet say so little.

Submitted by: Marvin

Don’t believe in ‘they say’ because ‘they say’ won’t be able to say what ‘they say’ when ‘they say’ is called to say what ‘they say’.

Submitted by: Boma

When in doubt, mumble.

Submitted by: Rockmesam

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I like women.

Submitted by: miggy

I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.

Submitted by: Patricia

I asked my parents what’s it like to have such an awesome kid, they told me to ask my grandparents.

Submitted by: Jailyn

Over analysis creates paralysis.

Submitted by: prplraines

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