Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

The grass is greener on the other side, because that’s where the dogs have been pooping.

Submitted by: cattDaDDy

It’s not necessary to be educated, to be intelligent.

Submitted by: saloni

I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.

Submitted by: Athena

Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.
– Max Amsterdam

If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.

Submitted by: Oly Pop

I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Submitted by: some1

I am not always right but I am never wrong.

Submitted by: Abolmore

Never value first impressions cos along with it comes deception.

Submitted by: nov-thirteen

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

Submitted by: Adrian

You know that you’ve become wise when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.

Submitted by: Andy Harding
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