Sure hard work pay’s off in the future! But Laziness Pay’s off Right Now !
After one realises he’s been a fool,he’s not a fool annymore
If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!
When in doubt, Google it.
Life isn’t like Burger King, you can’t have it your way.
Do you have a hole in your sock? If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)
The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It’s simply twice as big as it needs to be.
You do things based on what you think is righteous. Solitude is worse then darkness. To live is to fight. Before I could decide what I wanted to do, I was already stuck.
Fly straight or get shot down
Life has its ups and downs, use the ups to overcome the downs!
What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)
If we do not ever take time how can we ever have time
If you’re going through hell, just keep going.
Advice…a clever man doesnt need it…a fool won’t take it…
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.
Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.
You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.
The man is the head of the house !!!! but the woman is the neck and she can turn the head anyway she wants hehe
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