Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
– Joyce Meyer

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I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.

Submitted by: Patricia
15

I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!

Submitted by: Daniel Blair
26

Pain only means you’re still alive

Submitted by: marvin
10

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

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I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.

Submitted by: Diçi
36

Love all, trust a few.

Submitted by: mona
5

Next time I’m on an elevator with four or more strangers, I’m going to turn around and say, “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.

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Anger is one letter short of danger.

Submitted by: Veryfine
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All people have a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right…

Submitted by: Bridget
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They say it’s always in the last place that you look
OF COURSE!
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!

Submitted by: bree berry
20

Whether you’re first or last in the queue depends which way your looking

Submitted by: Richard
14

I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.

Submitted by: Harithpro1999
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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?

Submitted by: Elyod Llerret
6

I like to spoon after I fork.
– Jarod Kintz

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If practice makes perfect,and no one is perfect,then why practice?

Submitted by: becka
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The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Mediamonkey
9

If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.

Submitted by: Dennis
30

Sure hard work pay’s off in the future! But Laziness Pay’s off Right Now !

Submitted by: Dawg
13

You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.

Submitted by: Vencen Troy Smith
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If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!

Submitted by: Buju Aka Israr
6

Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

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One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.

Submitted by: Sal
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The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It’s simply twice as big as it needs to be.

Submitted by: cnychu
5

Technology is not complete if I can’t download money.

Submitted by: Olanrewaju john ayorinde

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