Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.
People talk so much. Yet say so little.
Pain only means you’re still alive
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!
If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.
Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
Love all, trust a few.
Anger is one letter short of danger.
Whether you’re first or last in the queue depends which way your looking
If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .
I like to spoon after I fork.
– Jarod Kintz
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?
If practice makes perfect,and no one is perfect,then why practice?
They say it’s always in the last place that you look
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!
One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.
I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.
All people have a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right…
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.
Sure hard work pay’s off in the future! But Laziness Pay’s off Right Now !
The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It’s simply twice as big as it needs to be.
Technology is not complete if I can’t download money.
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein