Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

10

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

5

Next time I’m on an elevator with four or more strangers, I’m going to turn around and say, “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.

5

Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

36

Love all, trust a few.

Submitted by: mona
13

Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.

Submitted by: malfman21
26

Pain only means you’re still alive

Submitted by: marvin
11

I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.

Submitted by: Diçi
27

Anger is one letter short of danger.

Submitted by: Veryfine
5

If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.

20

Whether you’re first or last in the queue depends which way your looking

Submitted by: Richard
17

They say it’s always in the last place that you look
OF COURSE!
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!

Submitted by: bree berry
6

I like to spoon after I fork.
- Jarod Kintz

41

If practice makes perfect,and no one is perfect,then why practice?

Submitted by: becka
20

All people have a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right…

Submitted by: Bridget
5

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?

Submitted by: Elyod Llerret
15

My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.

8

If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!

Submitted by: Buju Aka Israr
8

If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.

Submitted by: Dennis
13

You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.

Submitted by: Vencen Troy Smith
9

I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.

Submitted by: Patricia
30

Sure hard work pay’s off in the future! But Laziness Pay’s off Right Now !

Submitted by: Dawg
26

The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It’s simply twice as big as it needs to be.

Submitted by: cnychu
27

A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.

Submitted by: kath
14

I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.

Submitted by: Harithpro1999
25

Do you have a hole in your sock?
If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)

Submitted by: Bob

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