Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .
Pain only means you’re still alive
Next time I’m on an elevator with four or more strangers, I’m going to turn around and say, “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.
Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
– Joyce Meyer
I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!
Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
People talk so much. Yet say so little.
Love all, trust a few.
Anger is one letter short of danger.
I like to spoon after I fork.
– Jarod Kintz
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?
They say it’s always in the last place that you look
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!
Whether you’re first or last in the queue depends which way your looking
If practice makes perfect,and no one is perfect,then why practice?
I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.
I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.
One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.
All people have a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right…
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
Sure hard work pay’s off in the future! But Laziness Pay’s off Right Now !
The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It’s simply twice as big as it needs to be.
Technology is not complete if I can’t download money.
If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!
Do you have a hole in your sock?
If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)