Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.
If you aim at nothing, your accuracy will be immense.
If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.
If the grass looks greener on the other side its time to fertilize yours.
All things being equal, if you give too little you receive too little and if you give too much you receive too much. You could say giving nothing is as selfish as giving everything.
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.
Give a man fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit all day in a boat drinking beer.
If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.
People talk so much. Yet say so little.
Did you sleep well?
No, I made a couple of mistakes.
- Steven Wright
A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.
I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.
If we do not ever take time how can we ever have time
Life isn’t like Burger King, you can’t have it your way.
Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!
Its good to be clever. But whats really clever is not showing it
“A clever man is one who never shows his cleverness to others”
If I look confused…i probably am
Over analysis creates paralysis.
A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!
Life has its ups and downs, use the ups to overcome the downs!
Without order nothing could exist, But without chaos nothing could evolve.
Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.
He who falls into the water doesn’t drown, but the one who stays in it does.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!
I am not always right but I am never wrong.
When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.
Cleverness is what a guy has, well at least he’s got something besides brains!!!
I’m not clever, I just don’t know how to be stupid.
Technology is not complete if I can’t download money.
BETTER TO ASK FORGIVENESS THAN PERMISSION
I didn’t fail math. I just found a lot of ways not to do it
If all boys are the same, why are girls so picky?
All is Legal. Untill U get Caught…
How can people say I love you so easly?
Dont they know that every time they do they give a piece of your heart to someone…when you finally do REALLY LOVE someone will there be enough of your heart to give???
Its better to have tried and failed, than not to have tried at all.
You do things based on what you think is righteous.
Solitude is worse then darkness.
To live is to fight.
Before I could decide what I wanted to do, I was already stuck.
He who smiles in the face of adversity clearly has a scapegoat.
Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.