Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
It is one thing to be clever and another to be wise.
- George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?
Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?
When in doubt, Google it.
Love all, trust a few.
Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
Whether you’re first or last in the queue depends which way your looking
Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
- Joyce Meyer
Next time I’m on an elevator with four or more strangers, I’m going to turn around and say, “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.
Anger is one letter short of danger.
I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.
The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It’s simply twice as big as it needs to be.
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.
All people have a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right…
If practice makes perfect,and no one is perfect,then why practice?
I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.
You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.
I like to spoon after I fork.
- Jarod Kintz
Sure hard work pay’s off in the future! But Laziness Pay’s off Right Now !
Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.
A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.
Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.
You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.