Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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Next time I’m on an elevator with four or more strangers, I’m going to turn around and say, “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.

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Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.

Submitted by: Haqi Ali
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Love all, trust a few.

Submitted by: mona
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When in doubt, Google it.
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Submitted by: anitac
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To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .

Submitted by: Joe muffins
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I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.

Submitted by: Patricia
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Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.

Submitted by: malfman21
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If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.

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Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

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Whether you’re first or last in the queue depends which way your looking

Submitted by: Richard
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Anger is one letter short of danger.

Submitted by: Veryfine
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Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!

Submitted by: Paul Finkleman (the haikumedian)
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I like to spoon after I fork.
- Jarod Kintz

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If practice makes perfect,and no one is perfect,then why practice?

Submitted by: becka
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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?

Submitted by: Elyod Llerret
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I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.

Submitted by: Diçi
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A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.

Submitted by: Jake
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All people have a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right…

Submitted by: Bridget
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They say it’s always in the last place that you look
OF COURSE!
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!

Submitted by: bree berry
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The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It’s simply twice as big as it needs to be.

Submitted by: cnychu
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You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.

Submitted by: Vencen Troy Smith
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You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
- Albert Camus

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Sure hard work pay’s off in the future! But Laziness Pay’s off Right Now !

Submitted by: Dawg
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A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

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A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.

Submitted by: Rahul

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