Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .
Pain only means you’re still alive
They say it’s always in the last place that you look
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!
Next time I’m on an elevator with four or more strangers, I’m going to turn around and say, “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.
Love all, trust a few.
I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.
Anger is one letter short of danger.
I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.
If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.
I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.
If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.
Whether you’re first or last in the queue depends which way your looking
All people have a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right…
I like to spoon after I fork.
- Jarod Kintz
If practice makes perfect,and no one is perfect,then why practice?
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?
Sure hard work pay’s off in the future! But Laziness Pay’s off Right Now !
You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.
The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It’s simply twice as big as it needs to be.
If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!