Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
Oscar Wilde

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Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.

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I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!

Submitted by: Daniel Blair
10

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

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Love all, trust a few.

Submitted by: mona
10

To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .

Submitted by: Joe muffins
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People talk so much. Yet say so little.

Submitted by: Marvin
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Anger is one letter short of danger.

Submitted by: Veryfine
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They say it’s always in the last place that you look
OF COURSE!
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!

Submitted by: bree berry
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Whether you’re first or last in the queue depends which way your looking

Submitted by: Richard
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I like to spoon after I fork.
– Jarod Kintz

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Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.
– Max Amsterdam

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If practice makes perfect,and no one is perfect,then why practice?

Submitted by: becka
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Technology is not complete if I can’t download money.

Submitted by: Olanrewaju john ayorinde
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If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!

Submitted by: Buju Aka Israr
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All people have a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right…

Submitted by: Bridget
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I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.

Submitted by: Harithpro1999
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Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

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The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Mediamonkey
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Do you have a hole in your sock?
If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)

Submitted by: Bob
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Sure hard work pay’s off in the future! But Laziness Pay’s off Right Now !

Submitted by: Dawg
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One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.

Submitted by: Sal
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The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It’s simply twice as big as it needs to be.

Submitted by: cnychu
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The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.

Submitted by: some guy
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Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.

Submitted by: kiara

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