Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.

Submitted by: Dennis
10

The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Mediamonkey
6

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?

Submitted by: Elyod Llerret
13

You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.

Submitted by: Vencen Troy Smith
14

I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.

Submitted by: Harithpro1999
10

If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!

Submitted by: Buju Aka Israr
30

Sure hard work pay’s off in the future! But Laziness Pay’s off Right Now !

Submitted by: Dawg
6

Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

26

The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It’s simply twice as big as it needs to be.

Submitted by: cnychu
8

People talk so much. Yet say so little.

Submitted by: Marvin
10

Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.

Submitted by: Jamie S Bryan
6

If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.

25

Do you have a hole in your sock?
If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)

Submitted by: Bob
9

One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.

Submitted by: Sal
30

If you’re going through hell, just keep going.

Submitted by: Kurisushyne
16

Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!

Submitted by: David
28

A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.

Submitted by: kath
12

Opportunity knocks but once, so be sure and leave a forwarding address.

Submitted by: Quentin D.
18

You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.

Submitted by: Tom Hyett
40

Fly straight or get shot down

Submitted by: Kassi
107

What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??

Submitted by: Peta
36

NEVER BE TOO HONEST…
Always Remember …
STRAIGHT TREES ARE CUT FIRST…

Submitted by: KK
21

Wisdom = refined stupidity

Submitted by: Jakob
5

Technology is not complete if I can’t download money.

Submitted by: Olanrewaju john ayorinde
9

A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.

Submitted by: Rahul
7

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

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Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.

Submitted by: missymae94
35

Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Submitted by: DUANE. G. FINCH. SR.
6

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: Lovers
23

The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!

Submitted by: Makem Hate

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