Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Fly straight or get shot down
Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.
When in doubt, Google it.
NEVER BE TOO HONEST…
Always Remember …
STRAIGHT TREES ARE CUT FIRST…
All people have a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right…
Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
How can people say I love you so easly?
Dont they know that every time they do they give a piece of your heart to someone…when you finally do REALLY LOVE someone will there be enough of your heart to give???
You can’t be late until you show up.
You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it to be true.
If you’re going through hell, just keep going.
My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.
I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .
Do you have a hole in your sock?
If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)
Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.
Wisdom = refined stupidity
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
- G. K. Chesterton
To do is to be. – Aristotle
To be is to do. – Jean Paul Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra
You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.