Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

10

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

9

To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .

Submitted by: Joe muffins
26

Pain only means you’re still alive

Submitted by: marvin
17

They say it’s always in the last place that you look
OF COURSE!
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!

Submitted by: bree berry
5

Next time I’m on an elevator with four or more strangers, I’m going to turn around and say, “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.

36

Love all, trust a few.

Submitted by: mona
12

I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.

Submitted by: Diçi
27

Anger is one letter short of danger.

Submitted by: Veryfine
9

If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.

Submitted by: lexy
9

I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.

Submitted by: Patricia
5

I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.

Submitted by: James
20

Whether you’re first or last in the queue depends which way your looking

Submitted by: Richard
20

All people have a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right…

Submitted by: Bridget
6

I like to spoon after I fork.
- Jarod Kintz

41

If practice makes perfect,and no one is perfect,then why practice?

Submitted by: becka
10

The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Mediamonkey
6

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?

Submitted by: Elyod Llerret
30

Sure hard work pay’s off in the future! But Laziness Pay’s off Right Now !

Submitted by: Dawg
13

You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.

Submitted by: Vencen Troy Smith
6

Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

14

I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.

Submitted by: Harithpro1999
9

If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.

Submitted by: Dennis
26

The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It’s simply twice as big as it needs to be.

Submitted by: cnychu
10

If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!

Submitted by: Buju Aka Israr
6

If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.


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