Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?
You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.
I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.
If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!
Sure hard work pay’s off in the future! But Laziness Pay’s off Right Now !
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It’s simply twice as big as it needs to be.
People talk so much. Yet say so little.
Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.
If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.
Do you have a hole in your sock?
If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)
One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.
If you’re going through hell, just keep going.
Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.
Opportunity knocks but once, so be sure and leave a forwarding address.
You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.
Fly straight or get shot down
What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??
NEVER BE TOO HONEST…
Always Remember …
STRAIGHT TREES ARE CUT FIRST…
Wisdom = refined stupidity
Technology is not complete if I can’t download money.
A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.
Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?
The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!