Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Next time I’m on an elevator with four or more strangers, I’m going to turn around and say, “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.
Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.
Love all, trust a few.
When in doubt, Google it.
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .
I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.
Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.
If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
Whether you’re first or last in the queue depends which way your looking
Anger is one letter short of danger.
Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!
I like to spoon after I fork.
- Jarod Kintz
If practice makes perfect,and no one is perfect,then why practice?
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?
I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.
A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.
All people have a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right…
They say it’s always in the last place that you look
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!
The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It’s simply twice as big as it needs to be.
You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.
You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
- Albert Camus
Sure hard work pay’s off in the future! But Laziness Pay’s off Right Now !
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.