Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
– Oscar Wilde
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!
Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
Love all, trust a few.
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .
People talk so much. Yet say so little.
Anger is one letter short of danger.
They say it’s always in the last place that you look
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!
Whether you’re first or last in the queue depends which way your looking
I like to spoon after I fork.
– Jarod Kintz
Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.
– Max Amsterdam
If practice makes perfect,and no one is perfect,then why practice?
Technology is not complete if I can’t download money.
If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!
All people have a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right…
I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein
Do you have a hole in your sock?
If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)
Sure hard work pay’s off in the future! But Laziness Pay’s off Right Now !
One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.
The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It’s simply twice as big as it needs to be.
The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.
Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.