Clever Quotes for the Inquisitive Mind - Page 5

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

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You don’t see it until its not there.

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The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein

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I didn’t fail math. I just found a lot of ways not to do it

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Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places!

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All people have a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right…

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I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.

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You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.

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Problem free life never makes a strong person

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Whether you’re first or last in the queue depends which way your looking

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A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle

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If you aim at nothing, your accuracy will be immense.

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I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!

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I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.

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If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.

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You can’t be late until you show up.

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Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.

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If at first you don’t succeed, try again until you bleed

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Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.

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To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .

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