Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Do you have a hole in your sock?
If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)
He who smiles in the face of adversity clearly has a scapegoat.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… Provided I die in the next hour or so.
They say, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Well I’m here to tell you, if my grass was being watered twice a day, it would be pretty green.
A poor man with weird habits is an idiot, a rich man with weird habits is eccentric.
You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Don’t trust me I’m a liar.
Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places!
As technology develops we will do what we did in half the time, yet we are more stressed, more busy and can’t get things done.
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.
The grass may be greener on the other side, but then again you still have to mow it…
When someone ties to impress you … It means he/she is already impressed by you!
You can’t be late until you show up.
Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.
When someone tells you stories of how they wrecked someone, its only a matter of time till its your turn.
The more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget the less you know.
If the grass is always greener on the other sides I want to be color blind.
They say never judge a book by its cover but they also said a picture is worth a thousand words.
If you think you’re nobody, just recall who’s perfect!
How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?
Do you often find yourselve questioning a question with a question when questioned???
Imagination is a power you can’t imagine.
I’m not clever, I just don’t know how to be stupid.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.