Clever Quotes and Sayings
Better to ask forgiveness than permission.
Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.
Its better to have tried and failed, than not to have tried at all.
If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done?
Never point your finger at some one, you will always have three fingers pointing back at you.
If practice makes perfect,and no one is perfect,then why practice?
Love all, trust a few.
Its not the fall that kills you !!! Its the Pavement!!!
I’m not afraid of heights…I can look up at a mountain all day. Its depths that disturb me !!
My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.
He who waits to take the first step, will spend his entire life on one foot.