Clever Quotes and Sayings
When in doubt, Google it.
What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)
You don’t see it until its not there.
They say it’s always in the last place that you look
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!
I didn’t fail math. I just found a lot of ways not to do it
Problem free life never makes a strong person
You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
The man is the head of the house !!!!
but the woman is the neck
and she can turn the head anyway she wants hehe
All people have a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right…
Whether you’re first or last in the queue depends which way your looking
If you aim at nothing, your accuracy will be immense.
I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
You can’t be late until you show up.
Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.
A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle
I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.
You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.
Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.
If at first you don’t succeed, try again until you bleed