You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
You don’t see it until its not there.
Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places!
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
I didn’t fail math. I just found a lot of ways not to do it
All people have a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right…
You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.
I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.
Problem free life never makes a strong person
A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle
Whether you’re first or last in the queue depends which way your looking
I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3. – Elayne Boosler.
If you aim at nothing, your accuracy will be immense.
I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.
You can’t be late until you show up.
Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.
If at first you don’t succeed, try again until you bleed
Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .
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