Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.

25

Do you have a hole in your sock?
If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)

Submitted by: Bob
9

One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.

Submitted by: Sal
5

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: Lovers
10

Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.

Submitted by: Jamie S Bryan
30

If you’re going through hell, just keep going.

Submitted by: Kurisushyne
16

Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!

Submitted by: David
28

A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.

Submitted by: kath
12

Opportunity knocks but once, so be sure and leave a forwarding address.

Submitted by: Quentin D.
18

You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.

Submitted by: Tom Hyett
40

Fly straight or get shot down

Submitted by: Kassi
107

What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??

Submitted by: Peta
36

NEVER BE TOO HONEST…
Always Remember …
STRAIGHT TREES ARE CUT FIRST…

Submitted by: KK
21

Wisdom = refined stupidity

Submitted by: Jakob
5

Technology is not complete if I can’t download money.

Submitted by: Olanrewaju john ayorinde
9

A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.

Submitted by: Rahul
34

Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Submitted by: DUANE. G. FINCH. SR.
7

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

62

Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.

Submitted by: missymae94
23

The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!

Submitted by: Makem Hate
18

To someone else, we are someone else.

Submitted by: KatieSmithJoe
26

If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.

Submitted by: Thomas
88

Give a man fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit all day in a boat drinking beer.

Submitted by: Scum
21

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: dude who do you think you are?
16

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.

Submitted by: Taylor

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