Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.
I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.
The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.
NEVER BE TOO HONEST…
Always Remember …
STRAIGHT TREES ARE CUT FIRST…
Opportunity knocks but once, so be sure and leave a forwarding address.
Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!
If you’re going through hell, just keep going.
What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??
Fly straight or get shot down
To someone else, we are someone else.
Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.
Wisdom = refined stupidity
When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!
How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?
If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.
Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.
The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!
If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.
When in doubt, Google it.
Visits always give pleasure…
If not the arrival, the departure.