Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.
Do you have a hole in your sock?
If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.
NEVER BE TOO HONEST…
Always Remember …
STRAIGHT TREES ARE CUT FIRST…
You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.
A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.
Opportunity knocks but once, so be sure and leave a forwarding address.
Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!
If you’re going through hell, just keep going.
If you can’t see the bright side, shine the dull side.
If all boys are the same, why are girls so picky?
What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??
Fly straight or get shot down
If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.
To someone else, we are someone else.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.
Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!
Wisdom = refined stupidity
If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.
Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.
The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!
Visits always give pleasure…
If not the arrival, the departure.
Give a man fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit all day in a boat drinking beer.