Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
People talk so much. Yet say so little.
If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.
Do you have a hole in your sock?
If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)
Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.
NEVER BE TOO HONEST…
Always Remember …
STRAIGHT TREES ARE CUT FIRST…
Opportunity knocks but once, so be sure and leave a forwarding address.
You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.
Fly straight or get shot down
What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??
If you’re going through hell, just keep going.
Wisdom = refined stupidity
A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.
Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.
Once a king ordered in his audience to keep their hand on any thing it will be rewarded to him. All from audience kept their hands on gold and valuable costly items. One person came and kept hand on the king.
The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.
When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.
To someone else, we are someone else.
Give a man fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit all day in a boat drinking beer.
Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.
The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.