Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.

Submitted by: kath
25

Do you have a hole in your sock?
If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)

Submitted by: Bob
30

If you’re going through hell, just keep going.

Submitted by: Kurisushyne
18

You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.

Submitted by: Tom Hyett
40

Fly straight or get shot down

Submitted by: Kassi
107

What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??

Submitted by: Peta
16

Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!

Submitted by: David
20

Wisdom = refined stupidity

Submitted by: Jakob
5

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: Lovers
12

Opportunity knocks but once, so be sure and leave a forwarding address.

Submitted by: Quentin D.
36

NEVER BE TOO HONEST…
Always Remember …
STRAIGHT TREES ARE CUT FIRST…

Submitted by: KK
8

People talk so much. Yet say so little.

Submitted by: Marvin
9

One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.

Submitted by: Sal
61

Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.

Submitted by: missymae94
5

Visits always give pleasure…
If not the arrival, the departure.

Submitted by: Debbie DiSibio
7

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

33

Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Submitted by: DUANE. G. FINCH. SR.
20

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: dude who do you think you are?
9

A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.

Submitted by: Rahul
23

The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!

Submitted by: Makem Hate
10

Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.

Submitted by: Jamie S Bryan
18

To someone else, we are someone else.

Submitted by: KatieSmithJoe
88

Give a man fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit all day in a boat drinking beer.

Submitted by: Scum
9

When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.

Submitted by: stubsandstubby
16

Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!

Submitted by: Paul Finkleman (the haikumedian)

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