Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.

Submitted by: Patricia

I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.

Submitted by: Harithpro1999

If there is evil in this world it lurks in the hearts of man.

Submitted by: Jared

You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.

Submitted by: Tom Hyett

Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.

Submitted by: Jamie S Bryan

The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!

Submitted by: Makem Hate

Wisdom = refined stupidity

Submitted by: Jakob

I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.

Submitted by: starski

If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.

Submitted by: Dennis

If at first you don’t succeed……you’re not Chuck Norris.

Submitted by: Ken

I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.

Submitted by: Athena

All is Legal. Untill U get Caught…

Submitted by: sumit

Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places!

Submitted by: gb

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
– Israel Zangwill

To someone else, we are someone else.

Submitted by: KatieSmithJoe

Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!

Submitted by: David

I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.

Submitted by: Diçi

Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.

Submitted by: Haqi Ali

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by: Ingrid Whitaker

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: dude who do you think you are?

You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.

Submitted by: Vencen Troy Smith

To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .

Submitted by: Joe muffins

When the going gets rough, you are obviousley in the wrong place

Submitted by: DeAnna_starfish

The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Mediamonkey

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