Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
Opportunity knocks but once, so be sure and leave a forwarding address.
Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.
Wisdom = refined stupidity
Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.
If you’re going through hell, just keep going.
NEVER BE TOO HONEST…
Always Remember …
STRAIGHT TREES ARE CUT FIRST…
Fly straight or get shot down
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.
They say it’s always in the last place that you look
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!
What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??
Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.
How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?
If you can’t see the bright side, shine the dull side.
Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.
Visits always give pleasure…
If not the arrival, the departure.
The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!
To someone else, we are someone else.
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.
If you aim at nothing, your accuracy will be immense.
If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.
If the grass looks greener on the other side its time to fertilize yours.
All things being equal, if you give too little you receive too little and if you give too much you receive too much. You could say giving nothing is as selfish as giving everything.