Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

14

You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.

Submitted by: Vencen Troy Smith
15

I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.

Submitted by: Diçi
9

The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.

Submitted by: some guy
28

A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.

Submitted by: kath
36

NEVER BE TOO HONEST…
Always Remember …
STRAIGHT TREES ARE CUT FIRST…

Submitted by: KK
12

Opportunity knocks but once, so be sure and leave a forwarding address.

Submitted by: Quentin D.
16

Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!

Submitted by: David
31

If you’re going through hell, just keep going.

Submitted by: Kurisushyne
107

What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??

Submitted by: Peta
40

Fly straight or get shot down

Submitted by: Kassi
18

To someone else, we are someone else.

Submitted by: KatieSmithJoe
24

Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!

Submitted by: Paul Finkleman (the haikumedian)
7

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

10

A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.

Submitted by: Rahul
21

Wisdom = refined stupidity

Submitted by: Jakob
12

When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.

Submitted by: stubsandstubby
10

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
&
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!

Submitted by: Rose
15

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: Lovers
7

If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.

16

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.

Submitted by: Taylor
63

Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.

Submitted by: missymae94
23

The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!

Submitted by: Makem Hate
60

If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.

Submitted by: Thomas
29

When in doubt, Google it.
Clever Quote: When in doubt, Google it.

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Submitted by: anitac
6

Visits always give pleasure…
If not the arrival, the departure.

Submitted by: Debbie DiSibio

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