Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.
If you can’t see the bright side, shine the dull side.
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
People talk so much. Yet say so little.
Opportunity knocks but once, so be sure and leave a forwarding address.
Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.
Wisdom = refined stupidity
Do you have a hole in your sock?
If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)
One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.
They say it’s always in the last place that you look
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!
Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!
If you’re going through hell, just keep going.
NEVER BE TOO HONEST…
Always Remember …
STRAIGHT TREES ARE CUT FIRST…
Visits always give pleasure…
If not the arrival, the departure.
How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?
Fly straight or get shot down
What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??
Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.
To someone else, we are someone else.
The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!
Technology is not complete if I can’t download money.