Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Do you have a hole in your sock?
If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)
You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.
NEVER BE TOO HONEST…
Always Remember …
STRAIGHT TREES ARE CUT FIRST…
Opportunity knocks but once, so be sure and leave a forwarding address.
You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.
Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!
If you’re going through hell, just keep going.
The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.
What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??
Fly straight or get shot down
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
You have not actually lost what you have not gained in the first place!
Wisdom = refined stupidity
A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.
If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.
The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!
To someone else, we are someone else.
Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.
If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.
Give a man fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit all day in a boat drinking beer.
Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
If you aim at nothing, your accuracy will be immense.
Visits always give pleasure…
If not the arrival, the departure.