Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.
I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.
If there is evil in this world it lurks in the hearts of man.
You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.
Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.
The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!
Wisdom = refined stupidity
I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.
If at first you don’t succeed……you’re not Chuck Norris.
I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.
All is Legal. Untill U get Caught…
Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places!
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
– Israel Zangwill
To someone else, we are someone else.
Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!
I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.
Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.
Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!
How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?
You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .
When the going gets rough, you are obviousley in the wrong place
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein