Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Technology is not complete if I can’t download money.
Do you have a hole in your sock?
If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)
You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.
If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.
Opportunity knocks but once, so be sure and leave a forwarding address.
NEVER BE TOO HONEST…
Always Remember …
STRAIGHT TREES ARE CUT FIRST…
You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.
Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!
If you’re going through hell, just keep going.
What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??
Fly straight or get shot down
Once a king ordered in his audience to keep their hand on any thing it will be rewarded to him. All from audience kept their hands on gold and valuable costly items. One person came and kept hand on the king.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!
Wisdom = refined stupidity
When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.
Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.
If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.
Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.
The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.
To someone else, we are someone else.
Give a man fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit all day in a boat drinking beer.