Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!
Do you have a hole in your sock?
If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)
You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.
Opportunity knocks but once, so be sure and leave a forwarding address.
NEVER BE TOO HONEST…
Always Remember …
STRAIGHT TREES ARE CUT FIRST…
You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.
Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!
If you’re going through hell, just keep going.
What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??
Fly straight or get shot down
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
Wisdom = refined stupidity
A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.
If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.
If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.
Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.
Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!
Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.
If you can’t see the bright side, shine the dull side.
To someone else, we are someone else.
Give a man fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit all day in a boat drinking beer.
If you aim at nothing, your accuracy will be immense.