Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

8

People talk so much. Yet say so little.

Submitted by: Marvin
6

If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.

25

Do you have a hole in your sock?
If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)

Submitted by: Bob
16

Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!

Submitted by: David
28

A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.

Submitted by: kath
36

NEVER BE TOO HONEST…
Always Remember …
STRAIGHT TREES ARE CUT FIRST…

Submitted by: KK
12

Opportunity knocks but once, so be sure and leave a forwarding address.

Submitted by: Quentin D.
18

You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.

Submitted by: Tom Hyett
40

Fly straight or get shot down

Submitted by: Kassi
107

What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??

Submitted by: Peta
31

If you’re going through hell, just keep going.

Submitted by: Kurisushyne
21

Wisdom = refined stupidity

Submitted by: Jakob
9

A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.

Submitted by: Rahul
7

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

62

Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.

Submitted by: missymae94
38

Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Submitted by: DUANE. G. FINCH. SR.
30

If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.

Submitted by: Thomas
5

Once a king ordered in his audience to keep their hand on any thing it will be rewarded to him. All from audience kept their hands on gold and valuable costly items. One person came and kept hand on the king.

Submitted by: liaqath
23

The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!

Submitted by: Makem Hate
16

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.

Submitted by: Taylor
10

When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.

Submitted by: stubsandstubby
18

To someone else, we are someone else.

Submitted by: KatieSmithJoe
88

Give a man fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit all day in a boat drinking beer.

Submitted by: Scum
14

Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.

Submitted by: Jamie S Bryan
7

The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.

Submitted by: some guy

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