Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

14

You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.

Submitted by: Vencen Troy Smith
25

Do you have a hole in your sock?
If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)

Submitted by: Bob
28

A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.

Submitted by: kath
36

NEVER BE TOO HONEST…
Always Remember …
STRAIGHT TREES ARE CUT FIRST…

Submitted by: KK
18

You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.

Submitted by: Tom Hyett
9

A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.

Submitted by: Rahul
12

Opportunity knocks but once, so be sure and leave a forwarding address.

Submitted by: Quentin D.
16

Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!

Submitted by: David
31

If you’re going through hell, just keep going.

Submitted by: Kurisushyne
7

If you can’t see the bright side, shine the dull side.

Submitted by: Jeff
9

If all boys are the same, why are girls so picky?

Submitted by: spongebob
107

What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??

Submitted by: Peta
40

Fly straight or get shot down

Submitted by: Kassi
44

If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.

Submitted by: Thomas
18

To someone else, we are someone else.

Submitted by: KatieSmithJoe
7

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

9

The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.

Submitted by: some guy
23

Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!

Submitted by: Paul Finkleman (the haikumedian)
21

Wisdom = refined stupidity

Submitted by: Jakob
7

If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.

16

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.

Submitted by: Taylor
63

Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.

Submitted by: missymae94
23

The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!

Submitted by: Makem Hate
6

Visits always give pleasure…
If not the arrival, the departure.

Submitted by: Debbie DiSibio
88

Give a man fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit all day in a boat drinking beer.

Submitted by: Scum

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