Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: Lovers
13

I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.

Submitted by: Harithpro1999
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A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.

Submitted by: kath
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Do you have a hole in your sock?
If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)

Submitted by: Bob
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Fly straight or get shot down

Submitted by: Kassi
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NEVER BE TOO HONEST…
Always Remember …
STRAIGHT TREES ARE CUT FIRST…

Submitted by: KK
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If you’re going through hell, just keep going.

Submitted by: Kurisushyne
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What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??

Submitted by: Peta
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Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!

Submitted by: David
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Wisdom = refined stupidity

Submitted by: Jakob
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You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.

Submitted by: Tom Hyett
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Opportunity knocks but once, so be sure and leave a forwarding address.

Submitted by: Quentin D.
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If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.

Submitted by: Dennis
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Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.

Submitted by: missymae94
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If you can’t see the bright side, shine the dull side.

Submitted by: Jeff
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One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.

Submitted by: Sal
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If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.

Submitted by: lexy
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The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Mediamonkey
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How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: dude who do you think you are?
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Technology is not complete if I can’t download money.

Submitted by: Olanrewaju john ayorinde
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The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!

Submitted by: Makem Hate
18

To someone else, we are someone else.

Submitted by: KatieSmithJoe
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The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.

Submitted by: Taylor
88

Give a man fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit all day in a boat drinking beer.

Submitted by: Scum
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If the grass looks greener on the other side its time to fertilize yours.

Submitted by: Dee

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