Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.

Submitted by: Harithpro1999

I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.

Submitted by: Patricia

Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.

Submitted by: Jamie S Bryan

If there is evil in this world it lurks in the hearts of man.

Submitted by: Jared

You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.

Submitted by: Tom Hyett

The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!

Submitted by: Makem Hate

Wisdom = refined stupidity

Submitted by: Jakob

I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.

Submitted by: starski

Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places!

Submitted by: gb

If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.

Submitted by: Dennis

If at first you don’t succeed……you’re not Chuck Norris.

Submitted by: Ken

All is Legal. Untill U get Caught…

Submitted by: sumit

I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.

Submitted by: Diçi

I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.

Submitted by: Athena

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
– Israel Zangwill

To someone else, we are someone else.

Submitted by: KatieSmithJoe

Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.

Submitted by: Haqi Ali

To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .

Submitted by: Joe muffins

Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!

Submitted by: David

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

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