Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!
Wisdom = refined stupidity
Remember, wherever you are, that’s exactly the place to be.
If the grass looks greener on the other side its time to fertilize yours.
Never point your finger at some one, you will always have three fingers pointing back at you.
To do is too difficult to do.
One word could save the world, Communication
Its not the fall that kills you !!! Its the Pavement!!!
I’m not afraid of heights…I can look up at a mountain all day. Its depths that disturb me !!
People are like chocolates some soft centered some hard some are just plane nutty.
Cascading down through the air, she thought,
“They will wonder why I jumped. They won’t know that for a moment…I Fly.”
If at first you don’t succeed……you’re not Chuck Norris.
You don’t see it until its not there.
I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!
All people have a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right…
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and grow your own
Sure hard work pay’s off in the future! But Laziness Pay’s off Right Now !
You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.
Anger is one letter short of danger.
NEVER BE TOO HONEST…
Always Remember …
STRAIGHT TREES ARE CUT FIRST…
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and have the world wondering how the hell you did it. :)
Whether you’re first or last in the queue depends which way your looking
If you’re going through hell, just keep going.
If life is so hard how come so many idiots are doing it?
The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It’s simply twice as big as it needs to be.
No matter where you go, there you are!