Clever Quotes and Sayings
The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It’s simply twice as big as it needs to be.
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.
To do is to be. – Socrates
To be is to do. – Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra
– Kurt Vonnegut
When in doubt, Google it.
If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!
They say it’s always in the last place that you look
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!
You don’t see it until its not there.
If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.
I didn’t fail math. I just found a lot of ways not to do it
Whether you’re first or last in the queue depends which way your looking
Problem free life never makes a strong person
What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)
The man is the head of the house !!!!
but the woman is the neck
and she can turn the head anyway she wants hehe
All people have a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right…
I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!