Clever Quotes and Sayings

If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.

Submitted by: Oly Pop

To do is to be. – Socrates
To be is to do. – Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra
– Kurt Vonnegut

Submitted by: Ashley Rushbrook

If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!

Submitted by: Buju Aka Israr

When in doubt, Google it.

Submitted by: anitac

A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.

Submitted by: kath

Advice…a clever man doesnt need it…a fool won’t take it…

Submitted by: roshaan

What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)

Submitted by: liliaaa

You don’t see it until its not there.

Submitted by: alim
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They say it’s always in the last place that you look
OF COURSE!
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!

Submitted by: bree berry

I didn’t fail math. I just found a lot of ways not to do it

Submitted by: beka

The man is the head of the house !!!!
but the woman is the neck
and she can turn the head anyway she wants hehe

Submitted by: rosie d

Problem free life never makes a strong person

Submitted by: ilyas

You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Submitted by: Tom

All people have a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right…

Submitted by: Bridget

Whether you’re first or last in the queue depends which way your looking

Submitted by: Richard

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