If there is evil in this world it lurks in the hearts of man.
Wise man speaks and the fools follows them
The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!
Wisdom = refined stupidity
If at first you don’t succeed……you’re not Chuck Norris.
I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.
To someone else, we are someone else.
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it. – Israel Zangwill
Did you sleep well? No, I made a couple of mistakes. – Steven Wright
I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.
Its good to be clever. But whats really clever is not showing it
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
When the going gets rough, you are obviousley in the wrong place
All is Legal. Untill U get Caught…
How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?
If all boys are the same, why are girls so picky?
Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!
People talk so much. Yet say so little.
Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water. He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?” I took the glass from his hand and drank the water. No more problem.
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