Clever Quotes and Sayings
I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.
If there is evil in this world it lurks in the hearts of man.
The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!
Wise man speaks and the fools follows them
I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.
I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.
Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places!
If at first you don’t succeed……you’re not Chuck Norris.
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.
I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .
Wisdom = refined stupidity
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein
Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.
To someone else, we are someone else.
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
– Israel Zangwill
All is Legal. Untill U get Caught…
Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!
Its good to be clever. But whats really clever is not showing it
Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!