Clever Quotes and Sayings
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.
The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It’s simply twice as big as it needs to be.
Advice…a clever man doesnt need it…a fool won’t take it…
When in doubt, Google it.
If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!
If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.
You don’t see it until its not there.
They say it’s always in the last place that you look
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!
What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)
I didn’t fail math. I just found a lot of ways not to do it
Whether you’re first or last in the queue depends which way your looking
Problem free life never makes a strong person
The man is the head of the house !!!!
but the woman is the neck
and she can turn the head anyway she wants hehe
All people have a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right…
I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!