Clever Quotes and Sayings

A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.

Submitted by: Jake

People talk so much. Yet say so little.

Submitted by: Marvin

Don’t believe in ‘they say’ because ‘they say’ won’t be able to say what ‘they say’ when ‘they say’ is called to say what ‘they say’.

Submitted by: Boma

When in doubt, mumble.

Submitted by: Rockmesam

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I like women.

Submitted by: miggy

I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.

Submitted by: Patricia

I asked my parents what’s it like to have such an awesome kid, they told me to ask my grandparents.

Submitted by: Jailyn

Over analysis creates paralysis.

Submitted by: prplraines

A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.

Submitted by: Rahul

Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.

Submitted by: Haqi Ali

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