Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
When in doubt, mumble.
There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I like women.
I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.
I asked my parents what’s it like to have such an awesome kid, they told me to ask my grandparents.
Over analysis creates paralysis.
A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.
Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.
If you can’t see the bright side, shine the dull side.
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.
Remember..Less is More, but then if Less is More, just think how much More, More would be.