Clever Quotes and Sayings
A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.
People talk so much. Yet say so little.
Don’t believe in ‘they say’ because ‘they say’ won’t be able to say what ‘they say’ when ‘they say’ is called to say what ‘they say’.
When in doubt, mumble.
There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I like women.
I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.
I asked my parents what’s it like to have such an awesome kid, they told me to ask my grandparents.
Over analysis creates paralysis.
A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.
Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.