Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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Do you have a hole in your sock?
If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)

Submitted by: Bob

He who smiles in the face of adversity clearly has a scapegoat.

Submitted by: Becky

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… Provided I die in the next hour or so.

Submitted by: Frederick J Taylor

They say, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Well I’m here to tell you, if my grass was being watered twice a day, it would be pretty green.

Submitted by: Melissa Mangus

A poor man with weird habits is an idiot, a rich man with weird habits is eccentric.

Submitted by: iyad

You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.

Submitted by: Tom Hyett

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Submitted by: romulous

Don’t trust me I’m a liar.

Submitted by: megan lil

Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places!

Submitted by: gb

As technology develops we will do what we did in half the time, yet we are more stressed, more busy and can’t get things done.

Submitted by: Faizal Sayed

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.

Submitted by: Taylor

The grass may be greener on the other side, but then again you still have to mow it…

Submitted by: Jordyy

When someone ties to impress you … It means he/she is already impressed by you!

Submitted by: Usman saleem

You can’t be late until you show up.

Submitted by: pyxle

Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.

Submitted by: malfman21

When someone tells you stories of how they wrecked someone, its only a matter of time till its your turn.

Submitted by: malfman21

The more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget the less you know.

Submitted by: king

If the grass is always greener on the other sides I want to be color blind.

Submitted by: Reason

They say never judge a book by its cover but they also said a picture is worth a thousand words.

Submitted by: Brooklyn Kid

If you think you’re nobody, just recall who’s perfect!

Submitted by: shipra

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