Clever Quotes and Sayings
The grass is greener on the side you water.
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?
Is the glass half full or half empty? Depends.
The glass is half full when it has been filled halfway. The glass is half empty when it was full and half of it was emptied.
There. Doesn’t that make sense?
They say violence isn’t the answer but actions speak louder than words.;)
When he touched me, I was touched!
Is the cup half empty or half full? Why hasn’t someone filled the cup already?
Visits always give pleasure…
If not the arrival, the departure.
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .
To do is to be. – Socrates
To be is to do. – Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra
– Kurt Vonnegut
I don’t get the relationship between guys and cars. I mean, they’re just hurting themselves. They stare at cars they’ll never have.
You have to twist the vine to go where you want while it’s growing, not when it’s mature and you can’t train it to go where you want it to go.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
I’m leery of people who like me.
When life throws you lemons, retaliate, throw watermelons!