Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

When in doubt, mumble.

Submitted by: Rockmesam

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I like women.

Submitted by: miggy

I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.

Submitted by: Patricia

I asked my parents what’s it like to have such an awesome kid, they told me to ask my grandparents.

Submitted by: Jailyn

Over analysis creates paralysis.

Submitted by: prplraines

A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.

Submitted by: Rahul

Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.

Submitted by: Haqi Ali

If you can’t see the bright side, shine the dull side.

Submitted by: Jeff

If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.

Submitted by: Dennis

Remember..Less is More, but then if Less is More, just think how much More, More would be.

Submitted by: steve ainey
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