Clever Quotes and Sayings

The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Mediamonkey

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?

Submitted by: Elyod Llerret

Is the glass half full or half empty? Depends.
The glass is half full when it has been filled halfway. The glass is half empty when it was full and half of it was emptied.
There. Doesn’t that make sense?

Submitted by: sarah

They say violence isn’t the answer but actions speak louder than words.;)

Submitted by: Jillian

When he touched me, I was touched!

Submitted by: Samuel d great

Is the cup half empty or half full? Why hasn’t someone filled the cup already?

Submitted by: Adri

Visits always give pleasure…
If not the arrival, the departure.

Submitted by: Debbie DiSibio

To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .

Submitted by: Joe muffins

To do is to be. – Socrates
To be is to do. – Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra
– Kurt Vonnegut

Submitted by: Ashley Rushbrook

I don’t get the relationship between guys and cars. I mean, they’re just hurting themselves. They stare at cars they’ll never have.

Submitted by: Bay420

You have to twist the vine to go where you want while it’s growing, not when it’s mature and you can’t train it to go where you want it to go.

Submitted by: Sonia Luis

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Submitted by: Nikki

I’m leery of people who like me.

Submitted by: Steve D'amico

When life throws you lemons, retaliate, throw watermelons!

Submitted by: Antonyo

If the grass is greener on the other side watch out, there must be a septic tank.

Submitted by: Adamf

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