Clever Quotes and Sayings

Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.

Submitted by: malfman21

When someone tells you stories of how they wrecked someone, its only a matter of time till its your turn.

Submitted by: malfman21

The more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget the less you know.

Submitted by: king

If the grass is always greener on the other sides I want to be color blind.

Submitted by: Reason

They say never judge a book by its cover but they also said a picture is worth a thousand words.

Submitted by: Brooklyn Kid

If you think you’re nobody, just recall who’s perfect!

Submitted by: shipra

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: dude who do you think you are?

Do you often find yourselve questioning a question with a question when questioned???

Submitted by: Diana

Imagination is a power you can’t imagine.

Submitted by: From Atmaprakash

I’m not clever, I just don’t know how to be stupid.

Submitted by: HS
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If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Submitted by: Doreen Deramo

A fool isn’t someone who is wrong, a fool is someone who is afraid of being wrong.

Submitted by: max

Real Eyes. Realize. Real Lies.

Submitted by: MollyFranciss

A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.

Submitted by: kath

Opportunity knocks but once, so be sure and leave a forwarding address.

Submitted by: Quentin D.

To someone else, we are someone else.

Submitted by: KatieSmithJoe

Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!

Submitted by: David

Wisdom = refined stupidity

Submitted by: Jakob

Remember, wherever you are, that’s exactly the place to be.

Submitted by: nicole

If the grass looks greener on the other side its time to fertilize yours.

Submitted by: Dee
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Never point your finger at some one, you will always have three fingers pointing back at you.

Submitted by: shelia

To do is too difficult to do.

Submitted by: ram

Its not the fall that kills you !!! Its the Pavement!!!
I’m not afraid of heights…I can look up at a mountain all day. Its depths that disturb me !!

Submitted by: the one

People are like chocolates some soft centered some hard some are just plane nutty.

Submitted by: breezy

Cascading down through the air, she thought,
“They will wonder why I jumped. They won’t know that for a moment…I Fly.”

Submitted by: Evangeline

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