Clever Quotes and Sayings

They say it’s always in the last place that you look
OF COURSE!
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!

Submitted by: bree berry

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it.

Submitted by: Bob

Spoon feeding teaches us nothing, except the shape of the spoon.

Submitted by: lady in black

He who falls into the water doesn’t drown, but the one who stays in it does.

Submitted by: Hassan Mehanna

I’m not random you just don’t think as fast as me.

Submitted by: i love my baby boy forevers

Girl: WOW ! You have big feet! =O
Guy: You know what they say about big feet don’t you? ;)
Girl: No??
Guy: BIG SOCKS!

Submitted by: SOPHIE-LOPHIE

What people say, what people do, and what they say they do are entirely different things.

Submitted by: SHEREEN YATES

I did today, what I should do tomorrow. So now what?

Submitted by: bertman

I did today, what I should do tomorrow. So now what?

Submitted by: bertman

What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)

Submitted by: liliaaa
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Skill is luck becoming a habit.

Submitted by: dan bury

Do you have a hole in your sock?
If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)

Submitted by: Bob

He who smiles in the face of adversity clearly has a scapegoat.

Submitted by: Becky

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… Provided I die in the next hour or so.

Submitted by: Frederick J Taylor

They say, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Well I’m here to tell you, if my grass was being watered twice a day, it would be pretty green.

Submitted by: Melissa Mangus

A poor man with weird habits is an idiot, a rich man with weird habits is eccentric.

Submitted by: iyad

You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.

Submitted by: Tom Hyett

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Submitted by: romulous

Don’t trust me I’m a liar.

Submitted by: megan lil

Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places!

Submitted by: gb

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