Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
Its good to be clever. But whats really clever is not showing it
Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!
I like to spoon after I fork.
- Jarod Kintz
I didn’t fail math. I just found a lot of ways not to do it
You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
- Albert Camus
I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.
Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.
If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.
One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.
All is Legal. Untill U get Caught…
My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I’m not clever, I just don’t know how to be stupid.
A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!
What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)
If at first you don’t succeed……you’re not Chuck Norris.
If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done?
He who falls into the water doesn’t drown, but the one who stays in it does.