Clever Quotes and Sayings

I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!

Submitted by: Daniel Blair

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Submitted by: Nikki

You can’t be late until you show up.

Submitted by: pyxle

You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Submitted by: Tom

A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle

Submitted by: Shemerald

I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.

Submitted by: Patricia

Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.

Submitted by: Jamie S Bryan

You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.

Submitted by: Tom Hyett

Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.

Submitted by: malfman21

If at first you don’t succeed, try again until you bleed

Submitted by: Ben

If there is evil in this world it lurks in the hearts of man.

Submitted by: Jared

I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.

Submitted by: Harithpro1999

The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!

Submitted by: Makem Hate

Wise man speaks and the fools follows them

Submitted by: Alison Galea

I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.

Submitted by: Athena

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