Clever Quotes and Sayings
Problem free life never makes a strong person
I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
You can’t be late until you show up.
A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle
Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.
If at first you don’t succeed, try again until you bleed
I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.
Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.
Wise man speaks and the fools follows them
If there is evil in this world it lurks in the hearts of man.
You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.
The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!
I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.