Clever Quotes and Sayings
You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.
I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.
I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.
I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.