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Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by: Ingrid Whitaker

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: dude who do you think you are?

The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Mediamonkey

You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.

Submitted by: Vencen Troy Smith

When the going gets rough, you are obviousley in the wrong place

Submitted by: DeAnna_starfish

Its good to be clever. But whats really clever is not showing it

Submitted by: special fred

If the grass looks greener on the other side its time to fertilize yours.

Submitted by: Dee

People talk so much. Yet say so little.

Submitted by: Marvin

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: Lovers

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.

Submitted by: Taylor

One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.

Submitted by: Sal

Opportunity knocks but once, so be sure and leave a forwarding address.

Submitted by: Quentin D.

I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.

Submitted by: James

You know that you’ve become wise when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.

Submitted by: Andy Harding

Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.
– Max Amsterdam

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I’m not clever, I just don’t know how to be stupid.

Submitted by: HS

A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.

Submitted by: Jake

Light a man a fire and he’ll be warm for the night, light a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life

Submitted by: jon

I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Submitted by: some1

When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.

Submitted by: stubsandstubby

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