Clever Quotes and Sayings
I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
You can’t be late until you show up.
You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle
I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.
Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.
You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.
Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.
If at first you don’t succeed, try again until you bleed
If there is evil in this world it lurks in the hearts of man.
I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.
The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!
Wise man speaks and the fools follows them
I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.