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You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Submitted by: Tom

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Submitted by: blah

I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.

Submitted by: Harithpro1999

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!

Submitted by: Rose

Without order nothing could exist, But without chaos nothing could evolve.

Submitted by: Read me

I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.

Submitted by: Diçi

One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.

Submitted by: Sal

The grass is greener on the side you water.

Submitted by: Goecke

The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

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Submitted by: Mediamonkey

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?

Submitted by: Elyod Llerret
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