Clever Quotes and Sayings

If you can’t see the bright side, shine the dull side.

Submitted by: Jeff

If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.

Submitted by: Dennis

Remember..Less is More, but then if Less is More, just think how much More, More would be.

Clever Quote: Remember..Less is More, but then if Less...

Submitted by: steve ainey
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There are plenty more fishes in the sea, maybe you just need to swim in a different ocean.

Submitted by: Lisa

Stupidity is the greatest disguise for the clever, if, you can pull that off.

Submitted by: Earl

Anyone can be glamorous. All you have to do is to stand still and look stupid.

Submitted by: tammy14

You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Submitted by: Tom

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Submitted by: blah

I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.

Submitted by: Harithpro1999

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
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A garlic a day keeps everyone away!

Submitted by: Rose

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