Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!
Without order nothing could exist, But without chaos nothing could evolve.
I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.
One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.
The grass is greener on the side you water.
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?
Is the glass half full or half empty? Depends.
The glass is half full when it has been filled halfway. The glass is half empty when it was full and half of it was emptied.
There. Doesn’t that make sense?
They say violence isn’t the answer but actions speak louder than words.;)