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I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.

Submitted by: Harithpro1999

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
&
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!

Submitted by: Rose

Without order nothing could exist, But without chaos nothing could evolve.

Submitted by: Read me

I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.

Submitted by: Diçi

One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.

Submitted by: Sal

The grass is greener on the side you water.

Submitted by: Goecke

The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

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Submitted by: Mediamonkey

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?

Submitted by: Elyod Llerret

Is the glass half full or half empty? Depends.
The glass is half full when it has been filled halfway. The glass is half empty when it was full and half of it was emptied.
There. Doesn’t that make sense?

Submitted by: sarah

They say violence isn’t the answer but actions speak louder than words.;)

Submitted by: Jillian
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