Clever Quotes and Sayings
If the grass is greener on the other side watch out, there must be a septic tank.
Most people who drive in a hurry are never in a hurry.
There’s no “I” in team, there’s no “we” in team either.
If you are ever looking for something you will find it in the last place you look.
Cation to anion. “Why are you always so negative?”.
Girl- If you really do get rich will you ever remember me?
Guy- If I don’t will you remember me?
They say when life gives you lemons…but what happens when life gives you a banana?
Speed Kills, Kills Time…
The early bird catches the early worm…
Those who do not know, do not know that they do not know.
They say it’s always in the last place that you look
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it.
Spoon feeding teaches us nothing, except the shape of the spoon.
He who falls into the water doesn’t drown, but the one who stays in it does.
I’m not random you just don’t think as fast as me.