Clever Quotes and Sayings
If you are ever looking for something you will find it in the last place you look.
Girl- If you really do get rich will you ever remember me?
Guy- If I don’t will you remember me?
They say when life gives you lemons…but what happens when life gives you a banana?
They say it’s always in the last place that you look
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it.
He who falls into the water doesn’t drown, but the one who stays in it does.
Girl: WOW ! You have big feet! =O
Guy: You know what they say about big feet don’t you? ;)
Guy: BIG SOCKS!