Clever Quotes and Sayings

If the grass is greener on the other side watch out, there must be a septic tank.

Submitted by: Adamf

Most people who drive in a hurry are never in a hurry.

Submitted by: emmanuel Oboh

There’s no “I” in team, there’s no “we” in team either.

Submitted by: Miguel Torres

If you are ever looking for something you will find it in the last place you look.

Submitted by: pearl

Cation to anion. “Why are you always so negative?”.

Submitted by: kornelas

Girl- If you really do get rich will you ever remember me?
Guy- If I don’t will you remember me?

Submitted by: Neil. G.

They say when life gives you lemons…but what happens when life gives you a banana?

Submitted by: Emily M.

Speed Kills, Kills Time…

Submitted by: Ken Maher

The early bird catches the early worm…

Submitted by: dvillarjr

Those who do not know, do not know that they do not know.

Submitted by: sport addict chic

They say it’s always in the last place that you look
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!

Submitted by: bree berry

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it.

Submitted by: Bob

Spoon feeding teaches us nothing, except the shape of the spoon.

Submitted by: lady in black

He who falls into the water doesn’t drown, but the one who stays in it does.

Submitted by: Hassan Mehanna

I’m not random you just don’t think as fast as me.

Submitted by: i love my baby boy forevers

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