Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
Did you sleep well?
No, I made a couple of mistakes.
- Steven Wright
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I’m not clever, I just don’t know how to be stupid.
How can people say I love you so easly?
Dont they know that every time they do they give a piece of your heart to someone…when you finally do REALLY LOVE someone will there be enough of your heart to give???
Its better to have tried and failed, than not to have tried at all.
He who smiles in the face of adversity clearly has a scapegoat.
All is Legal. Untill U get Caught…
You do things based on what you think is righteous.
Solitude is worse then darkness.
To live is to fight.
Before I could decide what I wanted to do, I was already stuck.
If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.
I am not always right but I am never wrong.
Without order nothing could exist, But without chaos nothing could evolve.
What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)
Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places!
If at first you don’t succeed……you’re not Chuck Norris.
Over analysis creates paralysis.
Stupidity is the greatest disguise for the clever, if, you can pull that off.
When someone tells you stories of how they wrecked someone, its only a matter of time till its your turn.
If you think you’re nobody, just recall who’s perfect!
If there is evil in this world it lurks in the hearts of man.
Imagination is a power you can’t imagine.
Build a man a fire, he’s warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.
If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done?
If all boys are the same, why are girls so picky?
Is the glass half full or half empty? Depends.
The glass is half full when it has been filled halfway. The glass is half empty when it was full and half of it was emptied.
There. Doesn’t that make sense?
Wise man speaks and the fools follows them