Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
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If all boys are the same, why are girls so picky?
Its better to have tried and failed, than not to have tried at all.
How can people say I love you so easly?
Dont they know that every time they do they give a piece of your heart to someone…when you finally do REALLY LOVE someone will there be enough of your heart to give???
Did you sleep well?
No, I made a couple of mistakes.
– Steven Wright
He who falls into the water doesn’t drown, but the one who stays in it does.
All is Legal. Untill U get Caught…
Over analysis creates paralysis.
You do things based on what you think is righteous.
Solitude is worse then darkness.
To live is to fight.
Before I could decide what I wanted to do, I was already stuck.
He who smiles in the face of adversity clearly has a scapegoat.
What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)
Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places!
You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
– Albert Camus
When someone tells you stories of how they wrecked someone, its only a matter of time till its your turn.
If you think you’re nobody, just recall who’s perfect!
If at first you don’t succeed……you’re not Chuck Norris.
Stupidity is the greatest disguise for the clever, if, you can pull that off.
If there is evil in this world it lurks in the hearts of man.
Imagination is a power you can’t imagine.
Build a man a fire, he’s warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.
If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done?
There are plenty more fishes in the sea, maybe you just need to swim in a different ocean.
Is the glass half full or half empty? Depends.
The glass is half full when it has been filled halfway. The glass is half empty when it was full and half of it was emptied.
There. Doesn’t that make sense?
When in doubt, mumble.
When life throws you lemons, retaliate, throw watermelons!