Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!
I like to spoon after I fork.
- Jarod Kintz
You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
- Albert Camus
I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.
Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.
One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.
My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!
If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!
A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
&
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!
What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)