Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!
Its good to be clever. But whats really clever is not showing it
I like to spoon after I fork.
- Jarod Kintz
I didn’t fail math. I just found a lot of ways not to do it
You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
- Albert Camus
I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.
Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.
If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.
One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.
All is Legal. Untill U get Caught…
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I’m not clever, I just don’t know how to be stupid.
Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!
If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!
A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!
What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)
When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.