Clever Quotes and Sayings

I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.

Submitted by: Diçi

I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.

Submitted by: Athena

If at first you don’t succeed……you’re not Chuck Norris.

Submitted by: Ken

Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.

Submitted by: Haqi Ali

Wisdom = refined stupidity

Submitted by: Jakob

If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.

Submitted by: Dennis

I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.

Submitted by: starski
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To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .

Submitted by: Joe muffins

The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Mediamonkey

To someone else, we are someone else.

Submitted by: KatieSmithJoe

Its good to be clever. But whats really clever is not showing it

Submitted by: special fred

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
– Israel Zangwill

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All is Legal. Untill U get Caught…

Submitted by: sumit

Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by: Ingrid Whitaker

Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!

Submitted by: David

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