Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 8
If practice makes perfect,and no one is perfect,then why practice?
The message below is a lie,
The message above is the truth..
He who waits to take the first step, will spend his entire life on one foot.
Love all, trust a few.
Its good to be clever. But whats really clever is not showing it
Life isn’t like Burger King, you can’t have it your way.
“its better to know what you think you know, then
not to know nothing at all”
There are more stars in the sky then there are grains of sand on Earth
One is the lonliest number
If you aim at nothing, your accuracy will be immense.
How can you go up and down and up and down but never move? ask a road on some hills that =].
If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!
To be clever and not flaunt it is not being clever at all.
give a man a peice of cake and he can eat it, give a man two peices of cake and he can have his cake and eat it too.
anger being expressed by violence is nothing more than ignorance.
speak your mind, but chose your words carefully.
place your heart in a dangerous environment and when it gets hurt thats called irony.
to be clever is to be smart enough to hide your flaws, to be foolish is to flaunt them.
when God gives you lemons, throw that at people and pray to hit them in the eye. :)
Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.
Always say what you mean and mean what you say.
If at first you don’t succeed, try and fail again…
A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle
Build a man a fire, he’s warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.
“It is what it can only be.”
“To compare, is not to prove.”
“Wit must be foiled by wit;cut a diamond with a diamond.”
When life gives you lemons, say ok lemons…what else you got?
Knowledge and love makes a human different than animals
knowledge : know led edge = know how to lead to your edge
You’ll never be old and wise if you weren’t young and crazy. :]]
The day you realize you’re not as young as you used to be is the day you start dying.
You always miss
100% of the shots
you don’t take
I didn’t fail math. I just found a lot of ways not to do it
Life has its ups and downs, use the ups to overcome the downs!