Clever Quotes and Sayings

Wisdom = refined stupidity

Submitted by: Jakob

If at first you don’t succeed……you’re not Chuck Norris.

Submitted by: Ken

I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.

Submitted by: starski

Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places!

Submitted by: gb

If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.

Submitted by: Dennis

I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.

Submitted by: Diçi

Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.

Submitted by: Haqi Ali

The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Mediamonkey

All is Legal. Untill U get Caught…

Submitted by: sumit

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
– Israel Zangwill

To someone else, we are someone else.

Submitted by: KatieSmithJoe

Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!

Submitted by: David

Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by: Ingrid Whitaker

To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .

Submitted by: Joe muffins

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

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