Clever Quotes and Sayings
The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.
Light a man a fire and he’ll be warm for the night, light a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
Next time I’m on an elevator with four or more strangers, I’m going to turn around and say, “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.
A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.
You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it to be true.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!
He who falls into the water doesn’t drown, but the one who stays in it does.
You can’t be late until you show up.
I like to spoon after I fork.
– Jarod Kintz
Technology is not complete if I can’t download money.
Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
It is one thing to be clever and another to be wise.
– George R.R. Martin, Game of Thrones
Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness.
– Henri Frederic Amiel
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
– Oscar Wilde
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
– G. K. Chesterton
You have not actually lost what you have not gained in the first place!
Once a king ordered in his audience to keep their hand on any thing it will be rewarded to him. All from audience kept their hands on gold and valuable costly items. One person came and kept hand on the king.
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.