Clever Quotes and Sayings

The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.

Submitted by: some guy

Light a man a fire and he’ll be warm for the night, light a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life

Submitted by: jon

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?

Submitted by: Elyod Llerret

Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.

Next time I’m on an elevator with four or more strangers, I’m going to turn around and say, “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.

A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.

Submitted by: Rahul

You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it to be true.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
&
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!

Submitted by: Rose

He who falls into the water doesn’t drown, but the one who stays in it does.

Submitted by: Hassan Mehanna

You can’t be late until you show up.

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I like to spoon after I fork.
– Jarod Kintz

Technology is not complete if I can’t download money.

Submitted by: Olanrewaju john ayorinde

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

It is one thing to be clever and another to be wise.
George R.R. Martin, Game of Thrones

Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness.
– Henri Frederic Amiel

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
Oscar Wilde

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
– G. K. Chesterton

You have not actually lost what you have not gained in the first place!

Submitted by: Jacqueline nambiar

Once a king ordered in his audience to keep their hand on any thing it will be rewarded to him. All from audience kept their hands on gold and valuable costly items. One person came and kept hand on the king.

Submitted by: liaqath

Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

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