Clever Quotes and Sayings
I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.
I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.
Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places!
Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.
Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
– Israel Zangwill
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein
Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!