Clever Quotes and Sayings
If at first you don’t succeed……you’re not Chuck Norris.
Wisdom = refined stupidity
I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.
I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.
Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places!
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.
Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein
All is Legal. Untill U get Caught…
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
– Israel Zangwill
To someone else, we are someone else.
Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!
Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!
Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.