Clever Quotes and Sayings
I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.
Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places!
If at first you don’t succeed……you’re not Chuck Norris.
Wisdom = refined stupidity
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.
I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .
Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.
To someone else, we are someone else.
All is Legal. Untill U get Caught…
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
– Israel Zangwill
Its good to be clever. But whats really clever is not showing it
Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!
Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!