Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 8
A poor man with weird habits is an idiot, a rich man with weird habits is eccentric.
There’s no “I” in team, there’s no “we” in team either.
Did you sleep well?
No, I made a couple of mistakes.
– Steven Wright
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Is the glass half full or half empty? Depends.
The glass is half full when it has been filled halfway. The glass is half empty when it was full and half of it was emptied.
There. Doesn’t that make sense?
The more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget the less you know.
Once a king ordered in his audience to keep their hand on any thing it will be rewarded to him. All from audience kept their hands on gold and valuable costly items. One person came and kept hand on the king.
Wise man speaks and the fools follows them
It’s not necessary to be educated, to be intelligent.
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it.
Skill is luck becoming a habit.
Cascading down through the air, she thought,
“They will wonder why I jumped. They won’t know that for a moment…I Fly.”
If at first you don’t succeed, try again until you bleed
I did today, what I should do tomorrow. So now what?
He who waits, will be late for the rest of his life.
The man is the head of the house !!!!
but the woman is the neck
and she can turn the head anyway she wants hehe
Light a man a fire and he’ll be warm for the night, light a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life
“its better to know what you think you know, then
not to know nothing at all”
I am not always right but I am never wrong.
As technology develops we will do what we did in half the time, yet we are more stressed, more busy and can’t get things done.
There are more stars in the sky then there are grains of sand on Earth
When the going gets rough, you are obviousley in the wrong place
Those who do not know, do not know that they do not know.
To be clever and not flaunt it is not being clever at all.
give a man a peice of cake and he can eat it, give a man two peices of cake and he can have his cake and eat it too.
anger being expressed by violence is nothing more than ignorance.
speak your mind, but chose your words carefully.
place your heart in a dangerous environment and when it gets hurt thats called irony.
to be clever is to be smart enough to hide your flaws, to be foolish is to flaunt them.
when God gives you lemons, throw that at people and pray to hit them in the eye. :)
Love is like a wind,..you can feel it but you can’t see it