Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 8
Is the glass half full or half empty? Depends.
The glass is half full when it has been filled halfway. The glass is half empty when it was full and half of it was emptied.
There. Doesn’t that make sense?
Wise man speaks and the fools follows them
What people say, what people do, and what they say they do are entirely different things.
The more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget the less you know.
A poor man with weird habits is an idiot, a rich man with weird habits is eccentric.
Cascading down through the air, she thought,
“They will wonder why I jumped. They won’t know that for a moment…I Fly.”
The grass is greener on the other side, because that’s where the dogs have been pooping.
If at first you don’t succeed, try again until you bleed
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it.
I did today, what I should do tomorrow. So now what?
Light a man a fire and he’ll be warm for the night, light a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life
“its better to know what you think you know, then
not to know nothing at all”
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
The man is the head of the house !!!!
but the woman is the neck
and she can turn the head anyway she wants hehe
Skill is luck becoming a habit.
There are more stars in the sky then there are grains of sand on Earth
To be clever and not flaunt it is not being clever at all.
give a man a peice of cake and he can eat it, give a man two peices of cake and he can have his cake and eat it too.
anger being expressed by violence is nothing more than ignorance.
speak your mind, but chose your words carefully.
place your heart in a dangerous environment and when it gets hurt thats called irony.
to be clever is to be smart enough to hide your flaws, to be foolish is to flaunt them.
when God gives you lemons, throw that at people and pray to hit them in the eye. :)
Cation to anion. “Why are you always so negative?”.
When the going gets rough, you are obviousley in the wrong place
Love is like a wind,..you can feel it but you can’t see it
Spoon feeding teaches us nothing, except the shape of the spoon.
He who waits, will be late for the rest of his life.
It’s not necessary to be educated, to be intelligent.
Those who do not know, do not know that they do not know.
Is the cup half empty or half full? Why hasn’t someone filled the cup already?