Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 9
Spoon feeding teaches us nothing, except the shape of the spoon.
Cation to anion. “Why are you always so negative?”.
If nobody is perfect then I must be a nobody
“It is what it can only be.”
“To compare, is not to prove.”
“Wit must be foiled by wit;cut a diamond with a diamond.”
If the grass is greener on the other side watch out, there must be a septic tank.
I’m leery of people who like me.
Do you often find yourselve questioning a question with a question when questioned???
There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I like women.
Remember..Less is More, but then if Less is More, just think how much More, More would be.
The grass is greener on the other side, because that’s where the dogs have been pooping.
You have to twist the vine to go where you want while it’s growing, not when it’s mature and you can’t train it to go where you want it to go.
They say violence isn’t the answer but actions speak louder than words.;)
Anyone can be glamorous. All you have to do is to stand still and look stupid.
If life gives you lemons. Eat carrots.
Never value first impressions cos along with it comes deception.
Grass maybe greener on the other side , but it might not have as many flowers.
They say, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Well I’m here to tell you, if my grass was being watered twice a day, it would be pretty green.
I’m not random you just don’t think as fast as me.
My teacher says that Bill Gate was a millionaire when he was of my age but he always forget that he was a trillionaire when he was of my teacher’s age ;- )
Girl: WOW ! You have big feet! =O
Guy: You know what they say about big feet don’t you? ;)
Guy: BIG SOCKS!
Those who Know they do not Know that to Know is to Know what they do not Know!
– Ali Sina (Aveccina)
Is the cup half empty or half full? Why hasn’t someone filled the cup already?
Don’t do to others what you don’t want others to do to you, but do to others who do to you what they would not like others to do to them.
Strong men are strong, but no better then the rest, since they still die, as for the wise, they are no better then the rest of us since they still silently wonder.
They say when life gives you lemons…but what happens when life gives you a banana?