Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 9
To be clever and not flaunt it is not being clever at all.
give a man a peice of cake and he can eat it, give a man two peices of cake and he can have his cake and eat it too.
anger being expressed by violence is nothing more than ignorance.
speak your mind, but chose your words carefully.
place your heart in a dangerous environment and when it gets hurt thats called irony.
to be clever is to be smart enough to hide your flaws, to be foolish is to flaunt them.
when God gives you lemons, throw that at people and pray to hit them in the eye. :)
Love is like a wind,..you can feel it but you can’t see it
Spoon feeding teaches us nothing, except the shape of the spoon.
They say violence isn’t the answer but actions speak louder than words.;)
Cation to anion. “Why are you always so negative?”.
Remember..Less is More, but then if Less is More, just think how much More, More would be.
If men had wings and bore black feathers, Few of them would be clever enough to be crows.
– Henry Ward Beecher
You have to twist the vine to go where you want while it’s growing, not when it’s mature and you can’t train it to go where you want it to go.
I’m leery of people who like me.
Anyone can be glamorous. All you have to do is to stand still and look stupid.
Never value first impressions cos along with it comes deception.
If the grass is greener on the other side watch out, there must be a septic tank.
Grass maybe greener on the other side , but it might not have as many flowers.
Do you often find yourselve questioning a question with a question when questioned???
There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I like women.
The grass is greener on the other side, because that’s where the dogs have been pooping.
Is the cup half empty or half full? Why hasn’t someone filled the cup already?
I’m not random you just don’t think as fast as me.
They say, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Well I’m here to tell you, if my grass was being watered twice a day, it would be pretty green.
Most people who drive in a hurry are never in a hurry.
Those who Know they do not Know that to Know is to Know what they do not Know!
– Ali Sina (Aveccina)
My teacher says that Bill Gate was a millionaire when he was of my age but he always forget that he was a trillionaire when he was of my teacher’s age ;- )
Girl: WOW ! You have big feet! =O
Guy: You know what they say about big feet don’t you? ;)
Guy: BIG SOCKS!
Don’t do to others what you don’t want others to do to you, but do to others who do to you what they would not like others to do to them.