Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 9

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He who waits, will be late for the rest of his life.

Submitted by: Danielle
31

Cation to anion. “Why are you always so negative?”.

Submitted by: kornelas
57

If nobody is perfect then I must be a nobody

Submitted by: David
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If men had wings and bore black feathers, Few of them would be clever enough to be crows.
Henry Ward Beecher

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“It is what it can only be.”
“To compare, is not to prove.”
“Wit must be foiled by wit;cut a diamond with a diamond.”

Submitted by: Carmen
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If the grass is greener on the other side watch out, there must be a septic tank.

Submitted by: Adamf
18

I’m leery of people who like me.

Submitted by: Steve D'amico
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Do you often find yourselve questioning a question with a question when questioned???

Submitted by: Diana
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There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I like women.

Submitted by: miggy
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Remember..Less is More, but then if Less is More, just think how much More, More would be.

Submitted by: steve ainey
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They say violence isn’t the answer but actions speak louder than words.;)

Submitted by: Jillian
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Anyone can be glamorous. All you have to do is to stand still and look stupid.

Submitted by: tammy14
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You have to twist the vine to go where you want while it’s growing, not when it’s mature and you can’t train it to go where you want it to go.

Submitted by: Sonia Luis
13

The grass is greener on the other side, because that’s where the dogs have been pooping.

Submitted by: cattDaDDy
46

If life gives you lemons. Eat carrots.

Submitted by: Naila Boo
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Never value first impressions cos along with it comes deception.

Submitted by: nov-thirteen
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They say, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Well I’m here to tell you, if my grass was being watered twice a day, it would be pretty green.

Submitted by: Melissa Mangus
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I’m not random you just don’t think as fast as me.

Submitted by: i love my baby boy forevers
101

My teacher says that Bill Gate was a millionaire when he was of my age but he always forget that he was a trillionaire when he was of my teacher’s age ;- )

Submitted by: sourabh
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Girl: WOW ! You have big feet! =O
Guy: You know what they say about big feet don’t you? ;)
Girl: No??
Guy: BIG SOCKS!

Submitted by: SOPHIE-LOPHIE
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Those who Know they do not Know that to Know is to Know what they do not Know!
– Ali Sina (Aveccina)

Submitted by: Shumaila
13

Is the cup half empty or half full? Why hasn’t someone filled the cup already?

Submitted by: Adri
10

Grass maybe greener on the other side , but it might not have as many flowers.

Submitted by: Nicci
129

Don’t do to others what you don’t want others to do to you, but do to others who do to you what they would not like others to do to them.

Submitted by: edmund peters
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Strong men are strong, but no better then the rest, since they still die, as for the wise, they are no better then the rest of us since they still silently wonder.

Submitted by: Wonder Woman

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