Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 9
Those who do not know, do not know that they do not know.
There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I like women.
If nobody is perfect then I must be a nobody
As technology develops we will do what we did in half the time, yet we are more stressed, more busy and can’t get things done.
You have to twist the vine to go where you want while it’s growing, not when it’s mature and you can’t train it to go where you want it to go.
If the grass is greener on the other side watch out, there must be a septic tank.
Is the cup half empty or half full? Why hasn’t someone filled the cup already?
Remember..Less is More, but then if Less is More, just think how much More, More would be.
The grass is greener on the other side, because that’s where the dogs have been pooping.
“It is what it can only be.”
“To compare, is not to prove.”
“Wit must be foiled by wit;cut a diamond with a diamond.”
I’m leery of people who like me.
If life gives you lemons. Eat carrots.
They say violence isn’t the answer but actions speak louder than words.;)
Do you often find yourselve questioning a question with a question when questioned???
My teacher says that Bill Gate was a millionaire when he was of my age but he always forget that he was a trillionaire when he was of my teacher’s age ;- )
I’m not random you just don’t think as fast as me.
Anyone can be glamorous. All you have to do is to stand still and look stupid.
Girl: WOW ! You have big feet! =O
Guy: You know what they say about big feet don’t you? ;)
Guy: BIG SOCKS!
Those who Know they do not Know that to Know is to Know what they do not Know!
- Ali Sina (Aveccina)
Don’t do to others what you don’t want others to do to you, but do to others who do to you what they would not like others to do to them.
Strong men are strong, but no better then the rest, since they still die, as for the wise, they are no better then the rest of us since they still silently wonder.
They say when life gives you lemons…but what happens when life gives you a banana?
They say, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Well I’m here to tell you, if my grass was being watered twice a day, it would be pretty green.
No matter where you go, there you are!
If you think you feel good,,
then wait till you feel me…