Coffee Quotes and Sayings

A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.

Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.

Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin !!

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.

Coffee has two virtues: it’s wet and warm.

Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.

I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.

Coffee is not my cup of tea.

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.

My blood type is coffee.

All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person

Coffee in England is just toasted milk.

There has never been a better office communication system than the coffee break.

I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine.

Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.

Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.

On the eighth day God created coffee.

Don’t criticize my coffee. You may be old and weak one day.

Is there life before coffee? There is NO life before coffee. There is life AFTER coffee !!

Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.

If you’ll excuse me a minute, I’m going to have a cup of coffee.

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

No questions until I’ve had my second cup of coffee!

Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.

I make serious coffee – so strong it wakes up the neighbors !!!!!!!!

72 Comments to “Coffee Quotes and Sayings”

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  • 1. chjs wrote on 31 August, 2007, 9:02
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    Coffee; you can sleep when you’re dead!

  • 2. The Stiffmeister wrote on 24 September, 2007, 7:39
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    Coffee should be STRONG, BLACK, and PROUD.

    Althoug I like my coffee white like Michael Jackson.

    YAH.

  • 3. dawn tejada wrote on 3 October, 2007, 1:21
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    coffee is the best drink ever.
    im a certified coffee addict,drinker and lover!
    coffee is the best!

  • 4. Somebody... wrote on 5 October, 2007, 2:13
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    men are like coffee, they’re strong, warm and keep you up all night!!

  • 5. Rachii wrote on 26 October, 2007, 14:16
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    Coffee…one sip at a time…

  • 6. polk-a-dot princess wrote on 3 November, 2007, 11:57
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    if heaven had a flavor……… it would be coffee!

  • 7. no fixt address wrote on 14 November, 2007, 4:27
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    nothing like a good cup of joe in the morning

  • 8. hilary wrote on 4 December, 2007, 4:07
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    Decaffinated coffee is just useless brown water.

    ;)

  • 9. Rich wrote on 8 January, 2008, 22:33
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    decaffinated coffee, like taking paracetamol for the taste

  • 10. Tiffany wrote on 26 January, 2008, 20:24
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    On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experiance those seven other days.

  • 11. goobs wrote on 20 February, 2008, 0:45
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    Coffee tastes like you’ve just taken one step into heaven.

  • 12. Sarah Marian wrote on 9 March, 2008, 17:27
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    Everybody loves the greatness of coffee in the morning. It just wakes me up and makes me feel good and ready for the day to come.

  • 13. jill wrote on 13 April, 2008, 9:47
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    Coffee! the sign of being happy!!!

    A good man will be a superior smuggler of coffee!!

  • 14. LilyAngel wrote on 13 April, 2008, 16:54
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    Nothing really can be said after the first sip but a desiringly quiet utter of, “mmmm, coffeeee”.

  • 15. Millibuilder wrote on 9 May, 2008, 14:49
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    Coffee, the 100% natural replacement for sleep!

  • 16. eman wrote on 10 May, 2008, 18:55
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    Error running WAKEUP.BAT: COFFEE.INI not found.

  • 17. Eman wrote on 10 May, 2008, 18:56
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    coffee: The gasoline of life.

    Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?

  • 18. Bushra wrote on 29 June, 2008, 19:06
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    Without coffee breaks, there will be no accomplishments!

  • 19. javajim wrote on 25 July, 2008, 14:20
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    Coffee: skydiver juice-good to the last drop!

  • 20. ASIM wrote on 5 August, 2008, 11:57
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    if some1 asks me where will ya go-heaven or hell?? but as soon as i’ll ask this he’ll think about it before leading me someWHR…
    my queston is– IS JAVA AVAILABLE THR?????

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