Coffee Quotes and Sayings

Decaffinated coffee is just useless brown water.

Submitted by: hilary

Men are like coffee, they’re strong, warm and keep you up all night!!

Submitted by: Somebody...

On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience those seven other days.

Submitted by: Tiffany

If heaven had a flavor…… It would be coffee!

Submitted by: polk-a-dot princess

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?
Albert Camus

I sleep just to wake up for coffee!

Submitted by: aprilchimes

Coffee is not a beverage… It’s a moment of pleasure

Submitted by: maryam

Just give me my caffeine and nobody gets hurt!

Submitted by: Anita

There are only two kinds of conversation needed for a good marriage…
coffee talk, and pillow talk.
They should both be warm, and sweet.

Submitted by: Shelly Bean

Coffee: The gasoline of life.
Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?

Submitted by: Eman

There’s too much blood in my coffee stream.

Submitted by: Matthew

There are so many things I need in life…but right now the most important one is my cup of coffee!!!!!!

Submitted by: juanita

Coffee can’t cure everything, but it can cure the mornings!

Submitted by: aprilchimes

Coffee, the 100% natural replacement for sleep

Submitted by: Millibuilder

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.
– Turkish proverb

Coffee; you can sleep when you’re dead!

Submitted by: chjs

Hello. My name is Laura and I’m a coffeeholic. It’s been 38 seconds since my last sip.

Submitted by: Laura

You know you’ve had to much coffee when you can thread a running sewing machine.

Submitted by: shortnsassy31

Error running WAKEUP.BAT: COFFEE.INI not found.

Submitted by: eman

Coffee, like life… One sip at a time.

Submitted by: mwn

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