Coffee Quotes and Sayings
Decaffinated coffee is just useless brown water.
Men are like coffee, they’re strong, warm and keep you up all night!!
On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience those seven other days.
If heaven had a flavor…… It would be coffee!
I sleep just to wake up for coffee!
Just give me my caffeine and nobody gets hurt!
There are only two kinds of conversation needed for a good marriage…
coffee talk, and pillow talk.
They should both be warm, and sweet.
Coffee: The gasoline of life.
Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?
Coffe is not a beverage… It’s a moment of pleasure
There’s too much blood in my coffee stream.
There are so many things I need in life…but right now the most important one is my cup of coffee!!!!!!
Coffee, the 100% natural replacement for sleep!
Coffee can’t cure everything, but it can cure the mornings!
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.
– Turkish proverb
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?
– Albert Camus
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Coffee; you can sleep when you’re dead!
You know you’ve had to much coffee when you can thread a running sewing machine.
Hello. My name is Laura and I’m a coffeeholic. It’s been 38 seconds since my last sip.
Coffee…one sip at a time…