Coffee Quotes and Sayings
All you need is love and more coffee.
It’s always coffee time.
My blood type is coffee.
Today’s To Do:
1. Get up
2. Make coffee
3. Drink coffee
4. Make more coffee
Some coffee + Some thinking = Some great ideas
OCD: Obsessive Coffee Disorder
Coffee drinkers make better lovers.
Coffee: The most important meal of the day.
It is inhumane in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
- Dave Barry
The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.
- Sir James Mackintosh
The best thing about waking up is knowing…you have another cup of coffee to enjoy.
Depresso: The feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee.
You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.
If heaven had a flavor…… It would be coffee!
If you see me up then I must’ve had a cup.
Coffee is like drinking sunshine!
Coffee is like alcohol they are both addictive but you can only drink one while your driving.
I sleep just to wake up for coffee!
I can’t help but ponder if the bean in jack and the bean stalk, just had to be a coffee bean, no other kind of bean could take you to a golden egg.
Decaffinated coffee is just useless brown water.
I can do all things through prayer and coffee.
Coffee is my happiness and productivity and it is the key of my successful life.
There’s too much blood in my coffee stream.
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?
- Albert Camus
You know you’ve had to much coffee when you can thread a running sewing machine.