Coffee Quotes and Sayings

Decaffinated coffee is just useless brown water.
;)

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Submitted by: hilary
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Men are like coffee, they’re strong, warm and keep you up all night!!

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On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience those seven other days.

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Submitted by: Tiffany
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If heaven had a flavor…… It would be coffee!

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Submitted by: polk-a-dot princess
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Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?
Albert Camus

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I sleep just to wake up for coffee!

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Submitted by: aprilchimes
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Coffee is not a beverage… It’s a moment of pleasure

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Submitted by: maryam
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Just give me my caffeine and nobody gets hurt!

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Submitted by: Anita
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There are only two kinds of conversation needed for a good marriage…
coffee talk, and pillow talk.
They should both be warm, and sweet.

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Submitted by: Shelly Bean
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Coffee: The gasoline of life.
Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?

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Submitted by: Eman
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There’s too much blood in my coffee stream.

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Submitted by: Matthew
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There are so many things I need in life…but right now the most important one is my cup of coffee!!!!!!

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Submitted by: juanita
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Coffee can’t cure everything, but it can cure the mornings!

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Submitted by: aprilchimes
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Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.
– Turkish proverb

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Coffee, the 100% natural replacement for sleep

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Submitted by: Millibuilder
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You know you’ve had to much coffee when you can thread a running sewing machine.

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Submitted by: shortnsassy31
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Coffee; you can sleep when you’re dead!

Coffee Quote: Coffee; you can sleep when you’re dead!

Submitted by: chjs
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Error running WAKEUP.BAT: COFFEE.INI not found.

Coffee Quote: Error running WAKEUP.BAT: COFFEE.INI not found.

Submitted by: eman
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Hello. My name is Laura and I’m a coffeeholic. It’s been 38 seconds since my last sip.

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Submitted by: Laura
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Behind every successful woman ..is a substantial amount of coffee.

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Submitted by: xena
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