Coffee Quotes and Sayings
There are so many things I need in life…but right now the most important one is my cup of coffee!!!!!!
You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.
Decaffinated coffee is just useless brown water.
Coffee: The gasoline of life.
Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?
Just give me my caffeine and nobody gets hurt!
No matter how bitter a life gets, a sip of a great black coffee changes everything.:)
Behind every successful woman ..is a substantial amount of coffee.
There are only two kinds of conversation needed for a good marriage…
coffee talk, and pillow talk.
They should both be warm, and sweet.
Men are like coffee, they’re strong, warm and keep you up all night!!
On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience those seven other days.
Coffee, the 100% natural replacement for sleep!
I sleep just to wake up for coffee!
If heaven had a flavor…… It would be coffee!
There’s too much blood in my coffee stream.
You know you’ve had to much coffee when you can thread a running sewing machine.
Don’t speak to me so early if you don’t have coffee for me.
Coffe is not a beverage… It’s a moment of pleasure
Coffee can’t cure everything, but it can cure the mornings!
No questions until I’ve had my second cup of coffee!
WIth enough coffee, I could rule the world.
Decaf is a waste of cream and sugar.
Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.
There has never been a better office communication system than the coffee break.
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
Hello. My name is Laura and I’m a coffeeholic. It’s been 38 seconds since my last sip.