Coffee Quotes and Sayings
There are so many things I need in life…but right now the most important one is my cup of coffee!!!!!!
Decaffinated coffee is just useless brown water.
Coffee: The gasoline of life.
Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?
The best thing about waking up is knowing…you have another cup of coffee to enjoy.
Just give me my caffeine and nobody gets hurt!
You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.
No matter how bitter a life gets, a sip of a great black coffee changes everything.:)
There’s too much blood in my coffee stream.
Don’t speak to me so early if you don’t have coffee for me.
On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience those seven other days.
Men are like coffee, they’re strong, warm and keep you up all night!!
Coffee, the 100% natural replacement for sleep!
Behind every successful woman ..is a substantial amount of coffee.
I sleep just to wake up for coffee!
There are only two kinds of conversation needed for a good marriage…
coffee talk, and pillow talk.
They should both be warm, and sweet.
OCD: Obsessive Coffee Disorder
Decaf is a waste of cream and sugar.
Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.
If heaven had a flavor…… It would be coffee!
I don’t understand decaf, it’s like sex without the sex.
– A.C. Van Cherub
Coffe is not a beverage… It’s a moment of pleasure
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.
– Turkish proverb
Coffee can’t cure everything, but it can cure the mornings!
Depresso: The feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee.
You know you’ve had to much coffee when you can thread a running sewing machine.