Coffee Quotes and Sayings
There are so many things I need in life…but right now the most important one is my cup of coffee!!!!!!
Decaffinated coffee is just useless brown water.
Coffee: The gasoline of life.
Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?
Behind every successful woman ..is a substantial amount of coffee.
I sleep just to wake up for coffee!
Just give me my caffeine and nobody gets hurt!
Don’t speak to me so early if you don’t have coffee for me.
Decaf is a waste of cream and sugar.
On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience those seven other days.
Men are like coffee, they’re strong, warm and keep you up all night!!
Coffe is not a beverage… It’s a moment of pleasure
There’s too much blood in my coffee stream.
Coffee, the 100% natural replacement for sleep!
No matter how bitter a life gets, a sip of a great black coffee changes everything.:)
There are only two kinds of conversation needed for a good marriage…
coffee talk, and pillow talk.
They should both be warm, and sweet.
Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.
If heaven had a flavor…… It would be coffee!
Coffee: Because sleep is for the weak.
Hello. My name is Laura and I’m a coffeeholic. It’s been 38 seconds since my last sip.
You know you’ve had to much coffee when you can thread a running sewing machine.
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.
- Turkish proverb
Coffee can’t cure everything, but it can cure the mornings!
WIth enough coffee, I could rule the world.
Life without coffee is a life not lived.
No questions until I’ve had my second cup of coffee!