Coffee Quotes and Sayings
There are so many things I need in life…but right now the most important one is my cup of coffee!!!!!!
Decaffinated coffee is just useless brown water.
Behind every successful woman ..is a substantial amount of coffee.
Coffee: The gasoline of life.
Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?
Decaf is a waste of cream and sugar.
Just give me my caffeine and nobody gets hurt!
I sleep just to wake up for coffee!
The best thing about waking up is knowing…you have another cup of coffee to enjoy.
No matter how bitter a life gets, a sip of a great black coffee changes everything.:)
There’s too much blood in my coffee stream.
On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience those seven other days.
Men are like coffee, they’re strong, warm and keep you up all night!!
Coffee, the 100% natural replacement for sleep!
Don’t speak to me so early if you don’t have coffee for me.
There are only two kinds of conversation needed for a good marriage…
coffee talk, and pillow talk.
They should both be warm, and sweet.
Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.
I don’t understand decaf, it’s like sex without the sex.
– A.C. Van Cherub
If heaven had a flavor…… It would be coffee!
Coffe is not a beverage… It’s a moment of pleasure
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.
– Turkish proverb
Coffee can’t cure everything, but it can cure the mornings!
You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.
WIth enough coffee, I could rule the world.
No questions until I’ve had my second cup of coffee!
Hello. My name is Laura and I’m a coffeeholic. It’s been 38 seconds since my last sip.