Coffee Quotes and Sayings

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There are so many things I need in life…but right now the most important one is my cup of coffee!!!!!!

Submitted by: juanita
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You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.

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Coffee: The gasoline of life.
Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?

Submitted by: Eman
30

Decaffinated coffee is just useless brown water.
;)

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Submitted by: hilary
7

Just give me my caffeine and nobody gets hurt!

Submitted by: Anita
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No matter how bitter a life gets, a sip of a great black coffee changes everything.:)

Submitted by: Emily Michelle Muli
3

Behind every successful woman ..is a substantial amount of coffee.

Submitted by: xena
8

There are only two kinds of conversation needed for a good marriage…
coffee talk, and pillow talk.
They should both be warm, and sweet.

Submitted by: Shelly Bean
32

Men are like coffee, they’re strong, warm and keep you up all night!!

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On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience those seven other days.

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Submitted by: Tiffany
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Coffee, the 100% natural replacement for sleep!

Submitted by: Millibuilder
4

You know you’ve had to much coffee when you can thread a running sewing machine.

Submitted by: shortnsassy31
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If heaven had a flavor…… It would be coffee!

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Submitted by: polk-a-dot princess
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Don’t speak to me so early if you don’t have coffee for me.

Submitted by: tiffany
9

Coffe is not a beverage… It’s a moment of pleasure

Submitted by: maryam
7

Coffee can’t cure everything, but it can cure the mornings!

Submitted by: aprilchimes
3

No questions until I’ve had my second cup of coffee!

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I sleep just to wake up for coffee!

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Submitted by: aprilchimes
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Decaf is a waste of cream and sugar.

Submitted by: mary ellen
4

WIth enough coffee, I could rule the world.

Submitted by: Talanhart
3

Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.

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There has never been a better office communication system than the coffee break.

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There’s too much blood in my coffee stream.

Submitted by: Matthew
3

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

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Hello. My name is Laura and I’m a coffeeholic. It’s been 38 seconds since my last sip.

Submitted by: Laura

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