Coffee Quotes and Sayings
There are so many things I need in life…but right now the most important one is my cup of coffee!!!!!!
Decaffinated coffee is just useless brown water.
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?
- Albert Camus
Don’t speak to me so early if you don’t have coffee for me.
Behind every successful woman ..is a substantial amount of coffee.
Coffee: The gasoline of life.
Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?
I sleep just to wake up for coffee!
Just give me my caffeine and nobody gets hurt!
Decaf is a waste of cream and sugar.
Life without coffee is a life not lived.
On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience those seven other days.
Men are like coffee, they’re strong, warm and keep you up all night!!
If heaven had a flavor…… It would be coffee!
Coffee, the 100% natural replacement for sleep!
Coffee can’t cure everything, but it can cure the mornings!
Coffe is not a beverage… It’s a moment of pleasure
Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.
There are only two kinds of conversation needed for a good marriage…
coffee talk, and pillow talk.
They should both be warm, and sweet.
Of the many ways to make a good cup of coffee, sheer accident is as good as any.
There’s too much blood in my coffee stream.
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.
- Turkish proverb
WIth enough coffee, I could rule the world.
Hello. My name is Laura and I’m a coffeeholic. It’s been 38 seconds since my last sip.
No questions until I’ve had my second cup of coffee!
No matter how bitter a life gets, a sip of a great black coffee changes everything.:)
Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin !!
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
Bean me up!
There has never been a better office communication system than the coffee break.
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
Death before decaf!!!
Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
- Jonathan Swift
Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.
Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.
Coffee has two virtues: it’s wet and warm.
On the eighth day God created coffee.
Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.
- Agatha Christie
Coffee: Because sleep is for the weak.
Coffee: My favorite kind of bean.
My blood type is coffee.