Coffee Quotes and Sayings
There are so many things I need in life…but right now the most important one is my cup of coffee!!!!!!
Decaffinated coffee is just useless brown water.
Don’t speak to me so early if you don’t have coffee for me.
Behind every successful woman ..is a substantial amount of coffee.
Coffee: The gasoline of life.
Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?
I sleep just to wake up for coffee!
Just give me my caffeine and nobody gets hurt!
On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience those seven other days.
Men are like coffee, they’re strong, warm and keep you up all night!!
If heaven had a flavor…… It would be coffee!
Coffee, the 100% natural replacement for sleep!
Coffee can’t cure everything, but it can cure the mornings!
There are only two kinds of conversation needed for a good marriage…
coffee talk, and pillow talk.
They should both be warm, and sweet.
Coffe is not a beverage… It’s a moment of pleasure
Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.
Death before decaf!!!
You know you’ve had to much coffee when you can thread a running sewing machine.
No matter how bitter a life gets, a sip of a great black coffee changes everything.:)
Decaf is a waste of cream and sugar.
There’s too much blood in my coffee stream.
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.
- Turkish proverb
Hello. My name is Laura and I’m a coffeeholic. It’s been 38 seconds since my last sip.
WIth enough coffee, I could rule the world.
No questions until I’ve had my second cup of coffee!
Bean me up!