Coffee Quotes and Sayings

Known blood types are O, A, B, AB… Mine is C… Stands for Coffee!

Submitted by: jovencius

Decaffinated coffee, like taking paracetamol for the taste

Submitted by: Rich

Coffee is the best medicine for the stressed people.

Submitted by: agent_mickey

No one man has done more to bring peace to mankind than the inventor of coffe

Submitted by: Peter

If you’ll excuse me a minute, I’m going to have a cup of coffee.

Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.
– Agatha Christie

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
Jonathan Swift


I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
– Stephen Wright

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.
– Sheik Abd- al- Kadir

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
– Alex Levine

Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.

All you need is love and more coffee.

If you see me up then I must’ve had a cup.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

A typical day in my life – Sleepless in the night > headache throughout the next day > coffee to overcome the headache > sleepless due to too much coffee!

Submitted by: Milind G

On the eighth day God created coffee.

Coffee has two virtues: it’s wet and warm.

Is there life before coffee? There is NO life before coffee. There is life AFTER coffee !!

Just say NO to decaf!

Submitted by: Lilli

Coffee in England is just toasted milk.

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