Coffee Quotes and Sayings

I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine.

Coffee…the breakfast of champions.

Submitted by: J.R Daniels

There has never been a better office communication system than the coffee break.

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person

Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.

No one man has done more to bring peace to mankind than the inventor of coffe

Submitted by: Peter

Don’t criticize my coffee. You may be old and weak one day.

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
Jonathan Swift

It is inhumane in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
Dave Barry

No matter how bitter a life gets, a sip of a great black coffee changes everything.:)

Submitted by: Emily Michelle Muli

Decaffinated coffee, like taking paracetamol for the taste

Submitted by: Rich

A typical day in my life – Sleepless in the night > headache throughout the next day > coffee to overcome the headache > sleepless due to too much coffee!

Submitted by: Milind G

If you’ll excuse me a minute, I’m going to have a cup of coffee.

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