Coffee Quotes and Sayings

On the eighth day God created coffee.

Coffee has two virtues: it’s wet and warm.

Coffee in England is just toasted milk.

Is there life before coffee? There is NO life before coffee. There is life AFTER coffee !!

Just say NO to decaf!

Submitted by: Lilli

The best thing about waking up is knowing…you have another cup of coffee to enjoy.

A great day starts with a great coffee, A great coffee starts with a great bean.

Submitted by: Randy

Coffee!!! its a food group!

Submitted by: Duke

I love you but not as much as coffee.

Submitted by: ozkar

I’m not human until I’ve had a coffee … Well, maybe 3 or 4.;- )

Submitted by: Jojo

Today’s To Do:
1. Get up
2. Make coffee
3. Drink coffee
4. Make more coffee


Coffee: The most important meal of the day.

Life’s too short for a bad coffee.

Submitted by: Mirko Angele

I don’t understand decaf, it’s like sex without the sex.
– A.C. Van Cherub

I cannot function in the morning with out my coffee. Therefore, if you want to talk to me, go buy me some coffee!

Submitted by: Bailey

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