College Quotes and Sayings
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.
– Fats Domino
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you have always got.
80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.
I have never let schooling interfere with my education.
– Mark Twain
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.
– William E. Vaughan
The average Ph.D. Thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
– J. Frank Dobie
The purpose of the university is to make students safe for ideas – not ideas safe for students.
You can lead a boy to college, but you can’t make him think.
– Elbert Hubbard
The important thing is the educational experience itself…how to survive it.
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
– Albert Camus
College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
– Robert Frost
College life is that part of your life that you are going to relive in your memories till you breathe.
A university is just a group of buildings gathered around a library.
– Shelby Foote
It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge.
– Brooks Atkinson
Does college pay? They do if you are a good open- field runner.
– Will Rogers
One funny thing about college life is that; teachers make you sleep during day and friends don’t let you to sleep at night. . . . .:- );- )
College isn’t the place to go for ideas.
– Helen Keller
College is like a fountain of knowledge – and the students are there to drink.
The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education, but the means to an education.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000.
– Leonard L Levinson
A college should feel alarmed rather than pleased if it graduates nothing but good citizens. For when the body politic is composed of nothing but submissive individuals, half of its health and all of its vigor have disappeared.
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
– John Ciardi
School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.
Hard work never killed anyone, but I don’t want to be the first…
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
– Mark Twain