College Quotes and Sayings

19

If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you have always got.

Submitted by: Steve
3

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.
– Fats Domino

1

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.
– William E. Vaughan

2

The average Ph.D. Thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
– J. Frank Dobie

1

The purpose of the university is to make students safe for ideas – not ideas safe for students.

3

You can lead a boy to college, but you can’t make him think.
Elbert Hubbard

6

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
Albert Camus

1

The important thing is the educational experience itself…how to survive it.

3

I have never let schooling interfere with my education.
Mark Twain

23

One funny thing about college life is that; teachers make you sleep during day and friends don’t let you to sleep at night. . . . .:- );- )

Submitted by: Rashmi
13

College is like a fountain of knowledge – and the students are there to drink.

Submitted by: DANi
2

The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education, but the means to an education.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

12

College life is that part of your life that you are going to relive in your memories till you breathe.

Submitted by: pragatiahluwalia
3

80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.

4

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
Robert Frost

3

A college education shows a man how little other people know.
– Thomas Chandler Haliburton

4

A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000.
– Leonard L Levinson

2

A college should feel alarmed rather than pleased if it graduates nothing but good citizens. For when the body politic is composed of nothing but submissive individuals, half of its health and all of its vigor have disappeared.

2

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
– John Ciardi

4

A university is just a group of buildings gathered around a library.
– Shelby Foote

3

College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
– David Wood

19

A college education shows a man how little other people know.
Education is not preparation for life, education is life itself.

Submitted by: Ayesha malik
2

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it’s very complex, it’s very profound.
– Dennis Prager

3

If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing… You have a college degree.

5

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Mark Twain


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