College Quotes and Sayings
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.
– Fats Domino
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you have always got.
80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.
The average Ph.D. Thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
– J. Frank Dobie
I have never let schooling interfere with my education.
– Mark Twain
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.
– William E. Vaughan
A college education shows a man how little other people know.
– Thomas Chandler Haliburton
The important thing is the educational experience itself…how to survive it.
It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge.
– Brooks Atkinson
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
– John Ciardi
You can lead a boy to college, but you can’t make him think.
– Elbert Hubbard
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
– Mark Twain
A college should feel alarmed rather than pleased if it graduates nothing but good citizens. For when the body politic is composed of nothing but submissive individuals, half of its health and all of its vigor have disappeared.
The purpose of the university is to make students safe for ideas – not ideas safe for students.
One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it’s very complex, it’s very profound.
– Dennis Prager
A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000.
– Leonard L Levinson
College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
– Robert Frost
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
– Albert Camus
College is like a fountain of knowledge – and the students are there to drink.
College life is that part of your life that you are going to relive in your memories till you breathe.
A university is just a group of buildings gathered around a library.
– Shelby Foote
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
– David Wood
Does college pay? They do if you are a good open- field runner.
– Will Rogers
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
– Theodore Roosevelt
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
– Woody Allen