College Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
- Theodore Roosevelt
Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors.
- Louisa May Alcott
Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or they didn’t.
- L.L. Hendren
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
- David Wood
Does college pay? They do if you are a good open- field runner.
- Will Rogers
College isn’t the place to go for ideas.
- Helen Keller
A college education shows a man how little other people know.
Education is not preparation for life, education is life itself.
College is like a fountain of knowledge – and the students are there to drink.
School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.
No man should escape our universities without knowing how little he knows.
- J. Robert Oppenheimer
The freshman girl, oh so shy, sits and watches the sophomore guy. The sophomore guy, his head in a whirl, sits and watches the junior girl. The junior girl, in her red sedan, sits and watches the senior man. The senior man, all hot and wild, secretly loves the freshman girl.
One funny thing about college life is that; teachers make you sleep during day and friends don’t let you to sleep at night. . . . .:- );- )
Education is the best money making ritual!
College professor – someone who talks in other people’s sleep
Everyone can pass college, most just don’t feel like it.
Colleges don’t make fools, they only develop them.
Experience the college life and enjoy.
You are the pawns in the first year…you are ministers in the second year…You become the king of campus in the final year.
Hug a stressed college student. It helps a lot. :)
College comes and goes like a wind what is left behind is a bunch of memories which you cherish for the rest of your lives – showing it to your relatives, friends, everyone – “These Were My Golden Days. I Was The King Of My Life. Everybody Used To Call Me ‘The Ultimate Rockstar’ .Don’t Miss It And Don’t Ruin It either…Live It All !!!!”
You spend thousands of dollars and the best years of your life going to college so you can be considered good enough for a job you hate for a boss who doesn’t care about you, so you can be paid money which doesn’t exist in order to buy stuff you don’t need to impress people you don’t even like.
You can make life dance to your tunes inside your college gates (i.e.during your college life) but at the other side of the gate, life sets its own tunes & makes you dance. So live each moment of your college life.
The simplest college boy is now familiar with truths for which Archimedes would have given his life.
College is the place where you live your life to the fullest.
Things taught in college are not education but the means of education.
It sounds a little like a Janis Joplin quote:
On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone.