College Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing… You have a college degree.

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One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it’s very complex, it’s very profound.
– Dennis Prager

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School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.

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Education is the best money making ritual!

Submitted by: funsho
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Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or they didn’t.
– L.L. Hendren

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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
Woody Allen

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College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
– David Wood

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Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors.
– Louisa May Alcott

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A college education shows a man how little other people know.
Education is not preparation for life, education is life itself.

Submitted by: Ayesha malik
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College professor – someone who talks in other people’s sleep

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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
Theodore Roosevelt

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The chief value in going to college is that it’s the only way to learn it really doesn’t matter.
– George Edwin Howes

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No man should escape our universities without knowing how little he knows.
– J. Robert Oppenheimer

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Colleges don’t make fools, they only develop them.

Submitted by: rouf para
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The freshman girl, oh so shy, sits and watches the sophomore guy. The sophomore guy, his head in a whirl, sits and watches the junior girl. The junior girl, in her red sedan, sits and watches the senior man. The senior man, all hot and wild, secretly loves the freshman girl.

Submitted by: Ryann
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Experience the college life and enjoy.
You are the pawns in the first year…you are ministers in the second year…You become the king of campus in the final year.

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College is the place where you live your life to the fullest.

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Things taught in college are not education but the means of education.

Submitted by: mujahid aziz
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You spend thousands of dollars and the best years of your life going to college so you can be considered good enough for a job you hate for a boss who doesn’t care about you, so you can be paid money which doesn’t exist in order to buy stuff you don’t need to impress people you don’t even like.

Submitted by: the comedian
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You can make life dance to your tunes inside your college gates (i.e.during your college life) but at the other side of the gate, life sets its own tunes & makes you dance. So live each moment of your college life.

Submitted by: Soumya Menon
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Hug a stressed college student. It helps a lot. :)

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College comes and goes like a wind what is left behind is a bunch of memories which you cherish for the rest of your lives – showing it to your relatives, friends, everyone – “These Were My Golden Days. I Was The King Of My Life. Everybody Used To Call Me ‘The Ultimate Rockstar’ .Don’t Miss It And Don’t Ruin It either…Live It All !!!!”

Submitted by: Chinu
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College is the best place to enjoy life happily..nothing else can beat that..enjoy it friends.

Submitted by: bala karthi
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The simplest college boy is now familiar with truths for which Archimedes would have given his life.

Submitted by: hifza
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Sera,
It sounds a little like a Janis Joplin quote:
On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone.

Submitted by: Fallon

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