College Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.
It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge.
– Brooks Atkinson
Hard work never killed anyone, but I don’t want to be the first…
Education is the best money making ritual!
Does college pay? They do if you are a good open- field runner.
– Will Rogers
College isn’t the place to go for ideas.
– Helen Keller
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
– Theodore Roosevelt
The chief value in going to college is that it’s the only way to learn it really doesn’t matter.
– George Edwin Howes
No man should escape our universities without knowing how little he knows.
– J. Robert Oppenheimer
Things taught in college are not education but the means of education.
Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors.
– Louisa May Alcott
Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or they didn’t.
– L.L. Hendren
Experience the college life and enjoy.
You are the pawns in the first year…you are ministers in the second year…You become the king of campus in the final year.
Colleges don’t make fools, they only develop them.
College professor – someone who talks in other people’s sleep
You spend thousands of dollars and the best years of your life going to college so you can be considered good enough for a job you hate for a boss who doesn’t care about you, so you can be paid money which doesn’t exist in order to buy stuff you don’t need to impress people you don’t even like.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
– Woody Allen
The freshman girl, oh so shy, sits and watches the sophomore guy. The sophomore guy, his head in a whirl, sits and watches the junior girl. The junior girl, in her red sedan, sits and watches the senior man. The senior man, all hot and wild, secretly loves the freshman girl.
College is the place where you live your life to the fullest.
College is the best place to enjoy life happily..nothing else can beat that..enjoy it friends.
College comes and goes like a wind what is left behind is a bunch of memories which you cherish for the rest of your lives – showing it to your relatives, friends, everyone – “These Were My Golden Days. I Was The King Of My Life. Everybody Used To Call Me ‘The Ultimate Rockstar’ .Don’t Miss It And Don’t Ruin It either…Live It All !!!!”
You can make life dance to your tunes inside your college gates (i.e.during your college life) but at the other side of the gate, life sets its own tunes & makes you dance. So live each moment of your college life.
Everyone can pass college, most just don’t feel like it.
Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.
Hug a stressed college student. It helps a lot. :)