College Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge.
– Brooks Atkinson
Experience the college life and enjoy.
You are the pawns in the first year…you are ministers in the second year…You become the king of campus in the final year.
The average Ph.D. Thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
– J. Frank Dobie
Things taught in college are not education but the means of education.
Education is the best money making ritual!
You spend thousands of dollars and the best years of your life going to college so you can be considered good enough for a job you hate for a boss who doesn’t care about you, so you can be paid money which doesn’t exist in order to buy stuff you don’t need to impress people you don’t even like.
Colleges don’t make fools, they only develop them.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
– Woody Allen
A college should feel alarmed rather than pleased if it graduates nothing but good citizens. For when the body politic is composed of nothing but submissive individuals, half of its health and all of its vigor have disappeared.
The important thing is the educational experience itself…how to survive it.
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
– Theodore Roosevelt
No man should escape our universities without knowing how little he knows.
– J. Robert Oppenheimer
College professor – someone who talks in other people’s sleep
College is the place where you live your life to the fullest.
The freshman girl, oh so shy, sits and watches the sophomore guy. The sophomore guy, his head in a whirl, sits and watches the junior girl. The junior girl, in her red sedan, sits and watches the senior man. The senior man, all hot and wild, secretly loves the freshman girl.
College comes and goes like a wind what is left behind is a bunch of memories which you cherish for the rest of your lives – showing it to your relatives, friends, everyone – “These Were My Golden Days. I Was The King Of My Life. Everybody Used To Call Me ‘The Ultimate Rockstar’ .Don’t Miss It And Don’t Ruin It either…Live It All !!!!”
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
– John Ciardi
Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors.
– Louisa May Alcott
You can make life dance to your tunes inside your college gates (i.e.during your college life) but at the other side of the gate, life sets its own tunes & makes you dance. So live each moment of your college life.
College is the best place to enjoy life happily..nothing else can beat that..enjoy it friends.
Everyone can pass college, most just don’t feel like it.
One funny thing about college life is that; teachers make you sleep during day and friends don’t let you to sleep at night. . . . .:- );- )
It sounds a little like a Janis Joplin quote:
On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone.