College Quotes and Sayings
If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing… You have a college degree.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
– Mark Twain
Everyone can pass college, most just don’t feel like it.
A college education shows a man how little other people know.
– Thomas Chandler Haliburton
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.
– William E. Vaughan
A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000.
– Leonard L Levinson
Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors.
– Louisa May Alcott
The purpose of the university is to make students safe for ideas – not ideas safe for students.
The important thing is the educational experience itself…how to survive it.
Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or they didn’t.
– L.L. Hendren
The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education, but the means to an education.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge.
– Brooks Atkinson
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
– David Wood
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
– Theodore Roosevelt
Does college pay? They do if you are a good open- field runner.
– Will Rogers