College Quotes and Sayings
A university is just a group of buildings gathered around a library.
– Shelby Foote
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
– Mark Twain
A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000.
– Leonard L Levinson
Everyone can pass college, most just don’t feel like it.
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.
– William E. Vaughan
A college education shows a man how little other people know.
– Thomas Chandler Haliburton
Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or they didn’t.
– L.L. Hendren
The purpose of the university is to make students safe for ideas – not ideas safe for students.
The important thing is the educational experience itself…how to survive it.
The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education, but the means to an education.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
– David Wood
Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors.
– Louisa May Alcott
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
– Woody Allen
It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge.
– Brooks Atkinson