College Quotes and Sayings
A university is just a group of buildings gathered around a library.
– Shelby Foote
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
– Mark Twain
A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000.
– Leonard L Levinson
A college education shows a man how little other people know.
– Thomas Chandler Haliburton
Everyone can pass college, most just don’t feel like it.
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.
– William E. Vaughan
The important thing is the educational experience itself…how to survive it.
Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or they didn’t.
– L.L. Hendren
The purpose of the university is to make students safe for ideas – not ideas safe for students.
The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education, but the means to an education.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors.
– Louisa May Alcott
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
– David Wood
It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge.
– Brooks Atkinson
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
– Woody Allen
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
– Theodore Roosevelt