College Quotes and Sayings

Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or they didn’t.
– L.L. Hendren

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
Theodore Roosevelt

It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge.
– Brooks Atkinson

College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
– David Wood

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
Woody Allen

Does college pay? They do if you are a good open- field runner.
Will Rogers

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
– John Ciardi

A college should feel alarmed rather than pleased if it graduates nothing but good citizens. For when the body politic is composed of nothing but submissive individuals, half of its health and all of its vigor have disappeared.

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it’s very complex, it’s very profound.
– Dennis Prager

College professor – someone who talks in other people’s sleep

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No man should escape our universities without knowing how little he knows.
– J. Robert Oppenheimer

The chief value in going to college is that it’s the only way to learn it really doesn’t matter.
– George Edwin Howes

I used to hear a saying back in the mid 60′s in college but can’t remember it well. Might you know it? Not even sure how it began but will give it a try. It went something like this…
“A thousand faces the the crowds but still feel alone”… Or something like that? Can you help me out? Tried checking the Internet, but can’t find it anywhere. Thanks, sera :)

Submitted by: sera

“College is important, but saving money can be even more important”

Submitted by: Emily

“I are a college student.” This is how stupid some college students are.

Submitted by: Jackie

Sera,
It sounds a little like a Janis Joplin quote:
On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone.

Submitted by: Fallon

I really want to learn, but college won’t let me. I guess I will be down the local library come Monday morning.

Submitted by: Anthony Rawly
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