College Quotes and Sayings
The freshman girl, oh so shy, sits and watches the sophomore guy. The sophomore guy, his head in a whirl, sits and watches the junior girl. The junior girl, in her red sedan, sits and watches the senior man. The senior man, all hot and wild, secretly loves the freshman girl.
College is the best place to enjoy life happily..nothing else can beat that..enjoy it friends.
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.
– Fats Domino
80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.
The average Ph.D. Thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
– J. Frank Dobie
If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing… You have a college degree.