Computer Quotes, Sayings
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
– Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…
Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
– Dave Barry
The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.
Why are so many viruses aimed at windows ? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!
I had a life once… Now I have a computer and a modem.
When all else fails, read the manual.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
– Jeff Pesis
DOS never says : EXCELLENT command or filename.
The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
– Edsger W. Dijkstra
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII – and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure.
– Douglas Adams
To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.