Computer Quotes, Sayings
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
– Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.
The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.
Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
– Dave Barry
Why are so many viruses aimed at windows ? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!
The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
– Edsger W. Dijkstra
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII – and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure.
– Douglas Adams