Computer Quotes, Sayings
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
– Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Why are so many viruses aimed at windows ? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!
The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.
Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
– Dave Barry
When all else fails, read the manual.
I had a life once… Now I have a computer and a modem.
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
– Jeff Pesis