Computer Quotes, Sayings

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I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
– Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.

Why are so many viruses aimed at windows ? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!

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When all else fails, read the manual.

Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
Dave Barry

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
– Jeff Pesis

DOS never says : EXCELLENT command or filename.

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