Computer Quotes, Sayings
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
– Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…
Why are so many viruses aimed at windows ? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.
When all else fails, read the manual.
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
– Jeff Pesis
DOS never says : EXCELLENT command or filename.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?