Computer Quotes, Sayings

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I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
– Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Why are so many viruses aimed at windows ? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!

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The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.

Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
Dave Barry

When all else fails, read the manual.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

I had a life once… Now I have a computer and a modem.

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