Computer Quotes, Sayings

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I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
– Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.

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Why are so many viruses aimed at windows ? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

I had a life once… Now I have a computer and a modem.

Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
Dave Barry

When all else fails, read the manual.


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