Computer Quotes, Sayings

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I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
– Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Why are so many viruses aimed at windows ? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!

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The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.

Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
Dave Barry

When all else fails, read the manual.

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
– Jeff Pesis

DOS never says : EXCELLENT command or filename.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

I had a life once… Now I have a computer and a modem.

To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.

First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII – and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure.
Douglas Adams

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The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
– Edsger W. Dijkstra

A computer is like the union, it never works unless you spend money on it.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.

Keyboard missing – press F3 to continue.

Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.

The computer is a product of the human mind. The computer does not perform without the control of the human mind.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee

Unix never says ‘please’.
– Rob Pike

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
– Mitch Ratcliffe

In a world without borders, who needs Windows and Gates ?

Human brain is a computer…the difference is that we don’t have any backup or restore.

Submitted by: gagan

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