Computer Quotes, Sayings

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
– Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…

Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.

Why are so many viruses aimed at windows ? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!

I had a life once… Now I have a computer and a modem.

When all else fails, read the manual.

Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
Dave Barry

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

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