Computer Quotes, Sayings

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
– Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.


Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
Dave Barry

I had a life once… Now I have a computer and a modem.

Why are so many viruses aimed at windows ? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!

When all else fails, read the manual.

DOS never says : EXCELLENT command or filename.

The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
– Edsger W. Dijkstra


Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
– Jeff Pesis

First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII – and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure.
Douglas Adams

To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.

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