Computer Quotes, Sayings

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
– Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

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Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.

The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.

Why are so many viruses aimed at windows ? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!

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I had a life once… Now I have a computer and a modem.

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When all else fails, read the manual.

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Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
Dave Barry

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Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

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