Computer Quotes, Sayings

The computer is a product of the human mind. The computer does not perform without the control of the human mind.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee

My software has no bug. It develops random features.

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Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
– Martin Fowler (refactoring: improving the design of existing code, 1999)

Submitted by: Jogai

Now that nearly everyone has access to a computer, could we possibly be turning from the rat race to the mouse race?

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Submitted by: Robert D Dangoor

There are only two hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation and naming things.
– Phil Karlton

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That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.

I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So my computer just tells me when I forget.

If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.

Congratulation! You are the 1000000th person to visit this site. To claim your reward press ctrl and w. Twice.

Submitted by: Nafeesa

I often fall asleep in front of my computer, and it accompanies me in sleep mode.

Submitted by: angus Brennan

Those who say “If I can rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.” have obviously never seen a computer keyboard.

Submitted by: Jessie

I was asked to have a password of 8 characters, so I chose mine as “Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs”.

Submitted by: Chloe

I can’t see an end. I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape – I don’t even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard.

Submitted by: Jevin

History always tells a story…So make sure you clear it before your dad uses the PC!!

Submitted by: Steve

I keep hitting the escape button on my keyboard but I’m still here.

Submitted by: Candy Goods

An apply a day keeps Microsoft away.

Submitted by: Tim

it’s not that we cannot explain ,
it’s just that you won’t understand it…

Submitted by: sachin

We BYTE People…A BIT at a time

Submitted by: Chetan

Human brain is a computer…the difference is that we don’t have any backup or restore.

Submitted by: gagan

Multitasking is crashing up several things at the same time…

Submitted by: sumit

“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.

Giga bite me

Submitted by: Jenna May

First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII – and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure.
– Douglas Adams

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…

The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
– Edsger W. Dijkstra

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