Computer Quotes, Sayings

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My software has no bug. It develops random features.

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Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
– Martin Fowler (refactoring: improving the design of existing code, 1999)

Submitted by: Jogai
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Now that nearly everyone has access to a computer, could we possibly be turning from the rat race to the mouse race?

Submitted by: Robert D Dangoor
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There are only two hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation and naming things.
– Phil Karlton

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That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.

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I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So my computer just tells me when I forget.

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If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.

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Congratulation! You are the 1000000th person to visit this site. To claim your reward press ctrl and w. Twice.

Submitted by: Nafeesa
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I often fall asleep in front of my computer, and it accompanies me in sleep mode.

Submitted by: angus Brennan
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Those who say “If I can rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.” have obviously never seen a computer keyboard.

Submitted by: Jessie
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I was asked to have a password of 8 characters, so I chose mine as “Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs”.

Submitted by: Chloe
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I can’t see an end. I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape – I don’t even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard.

Submitted by: Jevin
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History always tells a story…So make sure you clear it before your dad uses the PC!!

Submitted by: Steve
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I keep hitting the escape button on my keyboard but I’m still here.

Submitted by: Candy Goods
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An apply a day keeps Microsoft away.

Submitted by: Tim
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010011101
it’s not that we cannot explain ,
it’s just that you won’t understand it…

Submitted by: sachin
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We BYTE People…A BIT at a time

Submitted by: Chetan
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Human brain is a computer…the difference is that we don’t have any backup or restore.

Submitted by: gagan
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Multitasking is crashing up several things at the same time…

Submitted by: sumit
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“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.

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Giga bite me

Submitted by: Jenna May
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I had a life once… Now I have a computer and a modem.

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To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.

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Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.

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First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII – and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure.
– Douglas Adams

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Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…

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The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
– Edsger W. Dijkstra

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Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.

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Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
– Dave Barry

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.


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