Computer Quotes, Sayings

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I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
– Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Why are so many viruses aimed at windows ? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!

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The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.

Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
Dave Barry

When all else fails, read the manual.

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
– Jeff Pesis

DOS never says : EXCELLENT command or filename.

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