Computer Quotes, Sayings
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
Why are so many viruses aimed at windows ? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!
I had a life once… Now I have a computer and a modem.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…
Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.
The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
- Edsger W. Dijkstra
Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
- Dave Barry
Keyboard missing – press F3 to continue.
Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.
The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.
When all else fails, read the manual.
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
- Jeff Pesis
A computer is like the union, it never works unless you spend money on it.
DOS never says : EXCELLENT command or filename.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.
Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII – and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure.
- Douglas Adams