Computer Quotes, Sayings

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I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
– Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.

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Why are so many viruses aimed at windows ? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.

DOS never says : EXCELLENT command or filename.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

I had a life once… Now I have a computer and a modem.

Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
Dave Barry

When all else fails, read the manual.

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
– Jeff Pesis

A computer is like the union, it never works unless you spend money on it.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.

First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII – and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure.
Douglas Adams

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The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
– Edsger W. Dijkstra

Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.

Keyboard missing – press F3 to continue.

Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.

The computer is a product of the human mind. The computer does not perform without the control of the human mind.
Dr T.P.Chia

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Unix never says ‘please’.
– Rob Pike

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
– Mitch Ratcliffe

In a world without borders, who needs Windows and Gates ?

Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.

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