Computer Quotes, Sayings

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
– Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.

The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.

Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
Dave Barry

Why are so many viruses aimed at windows ? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!

I had a life once… Now I have a computer and a modem.

When all else fails, read the manual.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
– Jeff Pesis

DOS never says : EXCELLENT command or filename.

The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
– Edsger W. Dijkstra

First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII – and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure.
Douglas Adams

To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.

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