Computer Quotes, Sayings
My software has no bug. It develops random features.
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
– Martin Fowler (refactoring: improving the design of existing code, 1999)
Now that nearly everyone has access to a computer, could we possibly be turning from the rat race to the mouse race?
There are only two hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation and naming things.
– Phil Karlton
That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.
I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.
Congratulation! You are the 1000000th person to visit this site. To claim your reward press ctrl and w. Twice.
I often fall asleep in front of my computer, and it accompanies me in sleep mode.
Those who say “If I can rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.” have obviously never seen a computer keyboard.
I was asked to have a password of 8 characters, so I chose mine as “Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs”.
I can’t see an end. I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape – I don’t even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard.
History always tells a story…So make sure you clear it before your dad uses the PC!!
I keep hitting the escape button on my keyboard but I’m still here.
An apply a day keeps Microsoft away.
it’s not that we cannot explain ,
it’s just that you won’t understand it…
We BYTE People…A BIT at a time
Human brain is a computer…the difference is that we don’t have any backup or restore.
Multitasking is crashing up several things at the same time…
“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.
Giga bite me
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
– Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
Keyboard missing – press F3 to continue.
Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.