I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. – Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.
Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it. – Dave Barry
Why are so many viruses aimed at windows ? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!
I had a life once… Now I have a computer and a modem.
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. – Jeff Pesis
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII – and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure. – Douglas Adams
When all else fails, read the manual.
DOS never says : EXCELLENT command or filename.
The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim. – Edsger W. Dijkstra
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.
A computer is like the union, it never works unless you spend money on it.
The computer is a product of the human mind. The computer does not perform without the control of the human mind. – Dr T.P.Chia
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Keyboard missing – press F3 to continue.
Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.
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