Computer Quotes, Sayings
The inside of a computer is as dumb as hell but it goes like mad! – Richard Feynman
Mac users swear by their computers.PC users swear at their computers.
There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
– J.H. Goldfuss
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.
RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.
- John F. Kennedy
A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind.
– Joseph Weizenbaum
After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy.
- John Pierce
Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living. – Nicholas Negroponte
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. – Joseph Campbell
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
– Edsger W. Dijkstra
The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”
- Dave Barry
I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.
Congratulation! You are the 1000000th person to visit this site. To claim your reward press ctrl and w. Twice.
I often fall asleep in front of my computer, and it accompanies me in sleep mode.
Those who say “If I can rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.” have obviously never seen a computer keyboard.
I was asked to have a password of 8 characters, so I chose mine as “Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs”.