Computer Quotes, Sayings
That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.
I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.
Congratulation! You are the 1000000th person to visit this site. To claim your reward press ctrl and w. Twice.
I often fall asleep in front of my computer, and it accompanies me in sleep mode.
Those who say “If I can rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.” have obviously never seen a computer keyboard.
I was asked to have a password of 8 characters, so I chose mine as “Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs”.
I can’t see an end. I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape – I don’t even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard.
History always tells a story…So make sure you clear it before your dad uses the PC!!
I keep hitting the escape button on my keyboard but I’m still here.
An apply a day keeps Microsoft away.
it’s not that we cannot explain ,
it’s just that you won’t understand it…
We BYTE People…A BIT at a time
Human brain is a computer…the difference is that we don’t have any backup or restore.
Multitasking is crashing up several things at the same time…
“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.
Giga bite me
When all else fails, read the manual.
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
- Jeff Pesis
A computer is like the union, it never works unless you spend money on it.
DOS never says : EXCELLENT command or filename.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Unix never says ‘please’.
- Rob Pike