Computer Quotes, Sayings - Page 2
When all else fails, read the manual.
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
– Jeff Pesis
A computer is like the union, it never works unless you spend money on it.
DOS never says : EXCELLENT command or filename.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Unix never says ‘please’.
– Rob Pike
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
– Mitch Ratcliffe
In a world without borders, who needs Windows and Gates ?
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
Why are so many viruses aimed at windows ? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!
I had a life once… Now I have a computer and a modem.
To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.
Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII – and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure.
– Douglas Adams
The inside of a computer is as dumb as hell but it goes like mad! – Richard Feynman
Mac users swear by their computers.PC users swear at their computers.
There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
– J.H. Goldfuss
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.
RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.
– John F. Kennedy
A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind.
– Joseph Weizenbaum
After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy.
– John Pierce
Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living. – Nicholas Negroponte
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. – Joseph Campbell
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
– Edsger W. Dijkstra
The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”
– Dave Barry