Computer Quotes, Sayings

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

A computer is like the union, it never works unless you spend money on it.

Keyboard missing – press F3 to continue.

Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.

Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.

The computer is a product of the human mind. The computer does not perform without the control of the human mind.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee

“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.


That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.

Unix never says ‘please’.
– Rob Pike

Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…


In a world without borders, who needs Windows and Gates ?

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
– Mitch Ratcliffe

Human brain is a computer…the difference is that we don’t have any backup or restore.

Submitted by: gagan

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