Computer Quotes, Sayings - Page 2

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When all else fails, read the manual.

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Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
– Jeff Pesis

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A computer is like the union, it never works unless you spend money on it.

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DOS never says : EXCELLENT command or filename.

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Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.

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Unix never says ‘please’.
– Rob Pike

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A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
– Mitch Ratcliffe

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In a world without borders, who needs Windows and Gates ?

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Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…

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Why are so many viruses aimed at windows ? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!

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I had a life once… Now I have a computer and a modem.

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To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.

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Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.

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First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII – and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure.
– Douglas Adams

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The inside of a computer is as dumb as hell but it goes like mad! – Richard Feynman

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Mac users swear by their computers.PC users swear at their computers.

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There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
– J.H. Goldfuss

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Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.

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The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.

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RAM disk is not an installation procedure.

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Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.
John F. Kennedy

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A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind.
– Joseph Weizenbaum

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After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy.
– John Pierce

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Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living. – Nicholas Negroponte

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Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. – Joseph Campbell

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Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
– Edsger W. Dijkstra

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The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”
– Dave Barry


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