Computer Quotes, Sayings
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
A computer is like the union, it never works unless you spend money on it.
Keyboard missing – press F3 to continue.
Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.
Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.
The computer is a product of the human mind. The computer does not perform without the control of the human mind.
– Dr T.P.Chia
“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.
Unix never says ‘please’.
– Rob Pike
That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
In a world without borders, who needs Windows and Gates ?
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
– Mitch Ratcliffe
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
Human brain is a computer…the difference is that we don’t have any backup or restore.