Computer Quotes | Inspiring Sayings for the Computer Age - Page 2

Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.

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“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.

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Human brain is a computer…the difference is that we don’t have any backup or restore.

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That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.

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Unix never says ‘please’.
– Rob Pike

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Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.
– John F. Kennedy

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Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.

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A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
– Mitch Ratcliffe

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In a world without borders, who needs Windows and Gates ?

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I was asked to have a password of 8 characters, so I chose mine as “Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs”.

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Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…

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A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind.
– Joseph Weizenbaum

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If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.

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There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
– J.H. Goldfuss

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010011101
it’s not that we cannot explain ,
it’s just that you won’t understand it…

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Mac users swear by their computers. PC users swear at their computers.

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Those who say “If I can rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.” have obviously never seen a computer keyboard.

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Congratulation! You are the 1000000th person to visit this site. To claim your reward press ctrl and w. Twice.

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User: The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”
– Dave Barry

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Now that nearly everyone has access to a computer, could we possibly be turning from the rat race to the mouse race?

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