Computer Quotes, Sayings
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
– Jeff Pesis
DOS never says : EXCELLENT command or filename.
The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
– Edsger W. Dijkstra
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII – and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure.
– Douglas Adams
To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
A computer is like the union, it never works unless you spend money on it.
Keyboard missing – press F3 to continue.
Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.
Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.