Computer Quotes, Sayings - Page 2

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First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII – and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure.
- Douglas Adams

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Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…

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The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
- Edsger W. Dijkstra

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Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.

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Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
- Dave Barry

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

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Keyboard missing – press F3 to continue.

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Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.

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The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.

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When all else fails, read the manual.

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Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
- Jeff Pesis

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A computer is like the union, it never works unless you spend money on it.

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DOS never says : EXCELLENT command or filename.

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Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.

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Unix never says ‘please’.
- Rob Pike

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A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
- Mitch Ratcliffe

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In a world without borders, who needs Windows and Gates ?

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The inside of a computer is as dumb as hell but it goes like mad! – Richard Feynman

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Mac users swear by their computers.PC users swear at their computers.

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There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
– J.H. Goldfuss

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Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.

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The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.


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