Computer Quotes, Sayings - Page 2
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
I had a life once… Now I have a computer and a modem.
A computer is like the union, it never works unless you spend money on it.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII – and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure.
– Douglas Adams
The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
– Edsger W. Dijkstra
Keyboard missing – press F3 to continue.
Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.
Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.