Computer Quotes, Sayings
A computer is like the union, it never works unless you spend money on it.
Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.
The computer is a product of the human mind. The computer does not perform without the control of the human mind.
– Dr T.P.Chia
Unix never says ‘please’.
– Rob Pike
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
– Mitch Ratcliffe
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
Human brain is a computer…the difference is that we don’t have any backup or restore.
I was asked to have a password of 8 characters, so I chose mine as “Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs”.