Computer Quotes, Sayings

The computer is a product of the human mind. The computer does not perform without the control of the human mind.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee

“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.

That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.

Unix never says ‘please’.
– Rob Pike

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…

In a world without borders, who needs Windows and Gates ?

Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
– Mitch Ratcliffe

Human brain is a computer…the difference is that we don’t have any backup or restore.

Submitted by: gagan
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I was asked to have a password of 8 characters, so I chose mine as “Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs”.

Submitted by: Chloe

If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
– J.H. Goldfuss

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.
John F. Kennedy

Now that nearly everyone has access to a computer, could we possibly be turning from the rat race to the mouse race?

Submitted by: Robert D Dangoor

Mac users swear by their computers. PC users swear at their computers.

RAM disk is not an installation procedure.

User: The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”
Dave Barry

Congratulation! You are the 1000000th person to visit this site. To claim your reward press ctrl and w. Twice.

Submitted by: Nafeesa

The inside of a computer is as dumb as hell but it goes like mad! – Richard Feynman

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