Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.
“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.
Human brain is a computer…the difference is that we don’t have any backup or restore.
That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.
Unix never says ‘please’. – Rob Pike
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. – John F. Kennedy
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. – Mitch Ratcliffe
In a world without borders, who needs Windows and Gates ?
I was asked to have a password of 8 characters, so I chose mine as “Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs”.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind. – Joseph Weizenbaum
If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.
There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer. – J.H. Goldfuss
Mac users swear by their computers. PC users swear at their computers.
Those who say “If I can rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.” have obviously never seen a computer keyboard.
010011101 it’s not that we cannot explain , it’s just that you won’t understand it…
User: The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry
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Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
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