Computer Quotes, Sayings - Page 2
In a world without borders, who needs Windows and Gates ?
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Unix never says ‘please’.
- Rob Pike
To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII – and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure.
- Douglas Adams
The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
- Edsger W. Dijkstra
Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.
Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
– J.H. Goldfuss
I was asked to have a password of 8 characters, so I chose mine as “Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs”.
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.
“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.
it’s not that we cannot explain ,
it’s just that you won’t understand it…
Human brain is a computer…the difference is that we don’t have any backup or restore.
History always tells a story…So make sure you clear it before your dad uses the PC!!
Congratulation! You are the 1000000th person to visit this site. To claim your reward press ctrl and w. Twice.
If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.
I keep hitting the escape button on my keyboard but I’m still here.
Those who say “If I can rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.” have obviously never seen a computer keyboard.
An apply a day keeps Microsoft away.
I often fall asleep in front of my computer, and it accompanies me in sleep mode.
Giga bite me