Computer Quotes, Sayings - Page 2

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In a world without borders, who needs Windows and Gates ?

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Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…

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To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.

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First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII – and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure.
- Douglas Adams

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The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
- Edsger W. Dijkstra

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Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…

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I was asked to have a password of 8 characters, so I chose mine as “Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs”.

Submitted by: Chloe
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Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.

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Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.

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There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
– J.H. Goldfuss

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

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There are only two hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation and naming things.
- Phil Karlton

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RAM disk is not an installation procedure.

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The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.

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“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.

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010011101
it’s not that we cannot explain ,
it’s just that you won’t understand it…

Submitted by: sachin
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If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.

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Congratulation! You are the 1000000th person to visit this site. To claim your reward press ctrl and w. Twice.

Submitted by: Nafeesa
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Human brain is a computer…the difference is that we don’t have any backup or restore.

Submitted by: gagan
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I often fall asleep in front of my computer, and it accompanies me in sleep mode.

Submitted by: angus Brennan
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History always tells a story…So make sure you clear it before your dad uses the PC!!

Submitted by: Steve
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I keep hitting the escape button on my keyboard but I’m still here.

Submitted by: Candy Goods
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An apply a day keeps Microsoft away.

Submitted by: Tim
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Those who say “If I can rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.” have obviously never seen a computer keyboard.

Submitted by: Jessie

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