Computer Quotes, Sayings - Page 2
In a world without borders, who needs Windows and Gates ?
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
I was asked to have a password of 8 characters, so I chose mine as “Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs”.
To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII – and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure.
– Douglas Adams
The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
– Edsger W. Dijkstra
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…
Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.
Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.
There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
– J.H. Goldfuss
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
– Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
Keyboard missing – press F3 to continue.
There are only two hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation and naming things.
– Phil Karlton
RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.
If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
– Martin Fowler (refactoring: improving the design of existing code, 1999)
“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.
Congratulation! You are the 1000000th person to visit this site. To claim your reward press ctrl and w. Twice.
I often fall asleep in front of my computer, and it accompanies me in sleep mode.
Human brain is a computer…the difference is that we don’t have any backup or restore.
it’s not that we cannot explain ,
it’s just that you won’t understand it…
History always tells a story…So make sure you clear it before your dad uses the PC!!
Those who say “If I can rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.” have obviously never seen a computer keyboard.