Computer Quotes, Sayings - Page 2
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Unix never says ‘please’.
- Rob Pike
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
- Mitch Ratcliffe
In a world without borders, who needs Windows and Gates ?
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
I was asked to have a password of 8 characters, so I chose mine as “Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs”.
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
– J.H. Goldfuss
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. – Joseph Campbell
Mac users swear by their computers.PC users swear at their computers.
The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”
- Dave Barry
The inside of a computer is as dumb as hell but it goes like mad! – Richard Feynman
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
– Edsger W. Dijkstra
Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living. – Nicholas Negroponte
After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy.
- John Pierce
A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind.
– Joseph Weizenbaum
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.
- John F. Kennedy
RAM disk is not an installation procedure.