Computer Quotes, Sayings - Page 2
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Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Unix never says ‘please’.
- Rob Pike
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
- Mitch Ratcliffe
In a world without borders, who needs Windows and Gates ?
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…
The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
- Edsger W. Dijkstra
To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.
Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII – and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure.
- Douglas Adams
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
– J.H. Goldfuss
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.
“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.
it’s not that we cannot explain ,
it’s just that you won’t understand it…
Congratulation! You are the 1000000th person to visit this site. To claim your reward press ctrl and w. Twice.
Human brain is a computer…the difference is that we don’t have any backup or restore.
History always tells a story…So make sure you clear it before your dad uses the PC!!
I keep hitting the escape button on my keyboard but I’m still here.
An apply a day keeps Microsoft away.
If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.
That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.
Those who say “If I can rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.” have obviously never seen a computer keyboard.
Giga bite me