Computer Quotes, Sayings - Page 2
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
– Mitch Ratcliffe
In a world without borders, who needs Windows and Gates ?
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII – and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure.
– Douglas Adams
The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
– Edsger W. Dijkstra
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…
Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.
Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
– J.H. Goldfuss
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
– Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
Keyboard missing – press F3 to continue.
I was asked to have a password of 8 characters, so I chose mine as “Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs”.
There are only two hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation and naming things.
– Phil Karlton
RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.
If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.
“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.
Congratulation! You are the 1000000th person to visit this site. To claim your reward press ctrl and w. Twice.
Human brain is a computer…the difference is that we don’t have any backup or restore.
it’s not that we cannot explain ,
it’s just that you won’t understand it…
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
– Martin Fowler (refactoring: improving the design of existing code, 1999)
History always tells a story…So make sure you clear it before your dad uses the PC!!
I often fall asleep in front of my computer, and it accompanies me in sleep mode.