Computer Quotes, Sayings - Page 3
A computer is like the union, it never works unless you spend money on it.
DOS never says : EXCELLENT command or filename.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Unix never says ‘please’.
- Rob Pike
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
- Mitch Ratcliffe
In a world without borders, who needs Windows and Gates ?
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Why are so many viruses aimed at windows ? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!
I had a life once… Now I have a computer and a modem.
To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.
Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII – and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure.
- Douglas Adams
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