Computer Quotes, Sayings - Page 3
We BYTE People…A BIT at a time
Multitasking is crashing up several things at the same time…
An apply a day keeps Microsoft away.
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
– Martin Fowler (refactoring: improving the design of existing code, 1999)
I keep hitting the escape button on my keyboard but I’m still here.
I often fall asleep in front of my computer, and it accompanies me in sleep mode.
History always tells a story…So make sure you clear it before your dad uses the PC!!
There are only two hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation and naming things.
– Phil Karlton
I can’t see an end. I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape – I don’t even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard.
My software has no bug. It develops random features.