Computer Quotes, Sayings

A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind.
– Joseph Weizenbaum

After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy.
– John Pierce

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. – Joseph Campbell

it’s not that we cannot explain ,
it’s just that you won’t understand it…

Submitted by: sachin

The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.

Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living. – Nicholas Negroponte

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
– Edsger W. Dijkstra

I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So my computer just tells me when I forget.

Those who say “If I can rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.” have obviously never seen a computer keyboard.

Submitted by: Jessie

Multitasking is crashing up several things at the same time…

Submitted by: sumit

We BYTE People…A BIT at a time

Submitted by: Chetan

Giga bite me

Submitted by: Jenna May

An apply a day keeps Microsoft away.

Submitted by: Tim

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
– Martin Fowler (refactoring: improving the design of existing code, 1999)

Submitted by: Jogai

I keep hitting the escape button on my keyboard but I’m still here.

Submitted by: Candy Goods

I often fall asleep in front of my computer, and it accompanies me in sleep mode.

Submitted by: angus Brennan

“I need some time to process this”, said a computer to another after a break-up.

Submitted by: Rahul Ramabhadran

There are only two hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation and naming things.
– Phil Karlton

I can’t see an end. I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape – I don’t even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard.

Submitted by: Jevin

History always tells a story…So make sure you clear it before your dad uses the PC!!

Submitted by: Steve

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