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Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.

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Now that nearly everyone has access to a computer, could we possibly be turning from the rat race to the mouse race?

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I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So my computer just tells me when I forget.

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The inside of a computer is as dumb as hell but it goes like mad! – Richard Feynman

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After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy.
– John Pierce

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Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
– Edsger W. Dijkstra

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Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living. – Nicholas Negroponte

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The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.

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“I need some time to process this”, said a computer to another after a break-up.

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I keep hitting the escape button on my keyboard but I’m still here.

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Multitasking is crashing up several things at the same time…

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Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
– Pablo Picasso

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We BYTE People…A BIT at a time

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Giga bite me

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I can’t see an end. I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape – I don’t even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard.

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The pen might be mightier than the sword but the keyboard trumps them both.

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Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
– Martin Fowler (refactoring: improving the design of existing code, 1999)

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An apply a day keeps Microsoft away.

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Computers are perfect friends, they work with you when you work with them.

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There are only two hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation and naming things.
– Phil Karlton

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