RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
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I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
The inside of a computer is as dumb as hell but it goes like mad! – Richard Feynman
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. – Edsger W. Dijkstra
After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy. – John Pierce
Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living. – Nicholas Negroponte
I keep hitting the escape button on my keyboard but I’m still here.
Multitasking is crashing up several things at the same time…
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.
“I need some time to process this”, said a computer to another after a break-up.
We BYTE People…A BIT at a time
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. – Martin Fowler (refactoring: improving the design of existing code, 1999)
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. – Pablo Picasso
Giga bite me
There are only two hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation and naming things. – Phil Karlton
I can’t see an end. I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape – I don’t even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard.
The pen might be mightier than the sword but the keyboard trumps them both.
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. – Joseph Campbell
An apply a day keeps Microsoft away.
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