Cute Sayings
The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
The worst way to miss someone, is to have them sitting right next to you & you know you can never have them.
No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine…
Alter your attitude and you can alter your life.
All kids are gifted; some just open their packages earlier than others.
Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.
Suicide is away of telling God, You can’t fire me I quit !!!!!
Life is a lesson you’ll learn it when you’re through.
Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
Adults are just kids with money.
In order to be someone, you must first be yourself.
The worst kind of love is the one when you want someone but you know you can’t have them.
If love isn’t a game, then why are there so many players ?
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
Don’t waste your time on a guy that isn’t willing to waste his time on you.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Count your age with friends but not with years.
Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.
Insanity is hereditary you get it from your kids.
A person who never makes mistakes never makes anything.
If you think you can, you can. And if you think you cant, youre right!
Never look back unless youre planning to go that way.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Half of the people in the world are below average.
If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.
The best proof of love is trust.
Where there is great love, there are always wishes.
Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
Anyone can hate. It costs to love.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Having nothing, nothing can you lose.
Don’t drown the man who taught you to swim.
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Appearance captures your attention; Personality captures your heart.
Men are like lava lamps, fun to look at but not that bright.
haha lol love that one
Hollywood is a place where they’ll pay you one hunred dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
Thats a quote by Marilyn Monroe. I love that one so much! -*Carly
Oh and one more…
If you love someone out their name in a circle, not a heart because hearts break but cirlces go on forever!
That one makes so much sense! Seriously -*Carly
learn from yesterday.. live for today… hope for tomorrow..
cant remember where i heard it but it just stuck in my head!
A few random ones:
* Why try so hard to fit in when you’re born to stand out?
* Keep going, someone must be on top, why not you?
* When everything is coming your way you’re in the wrong lane.
* A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.
* Not a shred of evidence exists in the favor of the idea that life is serious.
* It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the end.
* All those who belive in psychokinesis raise my hand.
* The line that seperates good and evil cuts through every human heart, and who would be willing to destroy a piece of their own heart?
* Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.
* It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
* A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get it’s pants on.
* Whether you think you can, or that you can’t, you are usually right.
* Everybody pities the weak, jealousy you have to earn.
* Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.
* If everything seems under control you’re just not going fast enough.
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we get into the biggest fights
With the people that we care about most
because those are the relationships that we’re
willing to fight for.
I think about him when he is not around, but I can’t think when he is here.
haha these arent sayings or quotes but there funny jokes.
here i goo
take the F outta wayy
THERE IS NO F IN WAY!
heres another
if a quiz is called a quizzical whats a test called
A TESTICALL!
Kenny and Jon are my best friends!
leave the crowd, stand apart , ignore your head and follow your heart
East to the sea,West to the lands and death to the girl that touches my man!!
I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you apprieciate them when they’re right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
laughter is timeless
and with my girls, there’s plenty of it
For my jamiegirl!!… “To the world you might just be one person but to one person your his world!!! I LOVE YOU ALWAYS AND FOREVER BABES!!! :-*
I totally love this one…
A hot guy opens my eyes, a smart guy opens my mind, but only a sweet guy can open my heart
I love you as much as pooh bear loves his honey!
the juice is worth the squeeze
Football is easy, When your crazy as hell!
You are the one i wanna whisper to and say “i love you”
He said “i love you” i sneezed and said “sorry i am alergic to BULLS**T”
only love people who are willing to love you back
what hurts more saying something and wishing you hadnt, or saying nothing and wishing you had!!
When life gets muddy, laugh because what’s more fun then playing in the mud?
Life is like a rollercoaster. It has it’s ups and downs.
Life is like a party. Full of suprises.
Something i came up with. Enjoy.
To mourn for those that fail to see life for all it’s worth is nothing if not wasteful.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never no what you going to get;;
P.s:..I need a Quote cute or funny quote for msn plz:D
~Johanna is my bestist buddy~
Love is like a winding road, it has majour turns and ups and downs but seems like it never ends
-I Love You Andreww(L)
Don’t cry for the one who won’t cry for you.
Love Is Like a Rose,
First It`s Red, Soft And Pretty.
Then It`s Green A little Sharp, Harsh.
Now It`s Pointy bloody And Sharp.
-LOVE,LAUGH,hate</3
love is like the wind you cant see it but you can feel it