Divorce Quotes and Sayings
Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.
– MARY KAY BLAKELEY
Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.
– Rita Mae Brown
Grief is the emotional contract of divorce.
– Cheryl Nielsen
There are two things you should never do alone: one is get divorced, the other is drink.
– Cheryl Nielsen
Any woman who votes for no- fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving.
– PAT ROBERTSON
Take this marriage thing seriously – it has to last all the way to the divorce.
– Roseanne Barr
A divorce is like an amputation; you survive, but there’s less of you.
– MARGARET ATWOOD
I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.
– SUSAN B. ANTHONY
I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
– Zsa Zsa Gabo
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
– GROUCHO MARX
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
– Helen Rowland
Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
– ZSA ZSA GABOR
The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce
– Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
I don’t think I’ll get married again; I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
– LEWIS GRIZZARD
I don’t see any reason for marriage when there is divorce.
– Catherine Deneuve
Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.
– GERALD F. LIEBERMAN
Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
– Groucho Marx
Our divorce from gratitude leads to a self- defeating attitude.
– Brandon A. Trean
In our family we don’t divorce our men – – we bury them.
– RUTH GORDON
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn’t a sign that they don’t understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
– HELEN ROWLAND
In the end, single people either get boring, or they stay divorced.
– Benson Bruno
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
I’ve given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can’t divorce a book.
– GLORIA SWANSON
Divorce is probably as painful as death.
– William Shatner
The snag about marriage is, it isn´t worth the divorce.
– Suzanne Finnamore