Divorce Quotes and Sayings
Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.
– MARY KAY BLAKELEY
Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.
– Rita Mae Brown
Grief is the emotional contract of divorce.
– Cheryl Nielsen
There are two things you should never do alone: one is get divorced, the other is drink.
– Cheryl Nielsen
Any woman who votes for no- fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving.
– PAT ROBERTSON
Take this marriage thing seriously – it has to last all the way to the divorce.
– Roseanne Barr
A divorce is like an amputation; you survive, but there’s less of you.
– MARGARET ATWOOD
I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.
– SUSAN B. ANTHONY
Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage.
Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
– Cary Grant
Divorce is an embarrassing public admission of defeat.
– TRACY LETTS
The marriage is over; counseling is the eulogy. The relationship autopsy is the wake.
– Suzanne Finnamore
The happiest time of anyone’s life is just after the first divorce.
– JOHN KENNETH GALBRAITH
Sometimes divorce is better than marriage.
– Sumner Redstone
Grown- ups are worried that they’re going to ruin their children’s lives, but divorce is just a life experience and you learn from it.
– EVAN STERN
I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce.
– Jarod Kintz
For a couple with young children, divorce seldom comes as a solution to stress, only as a way to end one form of pain and accept another.
– FRED ROGERS
A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.
– Marvin Mitchelson
Asking the legal system to resolve divorce is like asking a boxing coach to be our marriage counselor.
– WARREN FARRELL
I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
– Zsa Zsa Gabo
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
– GROUCHO MARX
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
– Helen Rowland
Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
– ZSA ZSA GABOR
The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce
– Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
I don’t think I’ll get married again; I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
– LEWIS GRIZZARD