Divorce Quotes and Sayings
Any woman who votes for no- fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving.
- PAT ROBERTSON
Take this marriage thing seriously – it has to last all the way to the divorce.
- Roseanne Barr
I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.
- SUSAN B. ANTHONY
Grown- ups are worried that they’re going to ruin their children’s lives, but divorce is just a life experience and you learn from it.
- EVAN STERN
I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce.
- Jarod Kintz
For a couple with young children, divorce seldom comes as a solution to stress, only as a way to end one form of pain and accept another.
- FRED ROGERS
A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.
- Marvin Mitchelson
Asking the legal system to resolve divorce is like asking a boxing coach to be our marriage counselor.
- WARREN FARRELL
Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.
- MARY KAY BLAKELEY
I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
– Zsa Zsa Gabo
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
- GROUCHO MARX
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
- Helen Rowland
Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- ZSA ZSA GABOR
The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce
- Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
I don’t think I’ll get married again; I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
- LEWIS GRIZZARD
I don’t see any reason for marriage when there is divorce.
- Catherine Deneuve
Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.
- GERALD F. LIEBERMAN
Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.
- Rita Mae Brown
Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
- Groucho Marx
Our divorce from gratitude leads to a self- defeating attitude.
- Brandon A. Trean
In our family we don’t divorce our men – - we bury them.
- RUTH GORDON
Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits
- Pope Leo XIII
Grief is the emotional contract of divorce.
- Cheryl Nielsen
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn’t a sign that they don’t understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
- HELEN ROWLAND
In the end, single people either get boring, or they stay divorced.
- Benson Bruno