Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass. – MARY KAY BLAKELEY
For a couple with young children, divorce seldom comes as a solution to stress, only as a way to end one form of pain and accept another. – FRED ROGERS
I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. – Zsa Zsa Gabo
Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. – ZSA ZSA GABOR
The snag about marriage is, it isn’t worth the divorce. – Suzanne Finnamore
I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce. – Jarod Kintz
Divorce is a game played by lawyers. – Cary Grant
Grown- ups are worried that they’re going to ruin their children’s lives, but divorce is just a life experience and you learn from it. – EVAN STERN
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They’re worth it. – Henny Youngman
The marriage is over; counseling is the eulogy. The relationship autopsy is the wake. – Suzanne Finnamore
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. – Helen Rowland
Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits – Pope Leo XIII
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. – Zsa Zsa Gabor
Divorce is one of the key predictors of poverty for a child growing up in a home that’s broken. – Mike Huckabee
I’ve given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can’t divorce a book. – GLORIA SWANSON
Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. – Robin Williams
Divorce is an embarrassing public admission of defeat. – TRACY LETTS
Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage. – TERTULLIAN
Every woman that finally figured out her worth, has picked up her suitcases of pride and boarded a flight to freedom, which landed in the valley of change. – Shannon L. Alder
Our divorce from gratitude leads to a self- defeating attitude. – Brandon A. Trean
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