Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house. – Lewis Grizzard
Nobody ever died of divorce.
The leaving happened slowly, gradually, as these things do, and before we knew it, we were lost to each other, as if a magician had whisked a cloth off the table, leaving the dishes there, jolted. And when we looked back it was all a blur, time on fast forward, hurtling to an inevitable conclusion. – Kathryn Stern
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation. – Lord Chesterfield
For some reason, we see divorce as a signal of failure, despite the fact that each of us has a right, and an obligation, to rectify any other mistake we make in life. – Joyce Brothers
I had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then a classic case of divorce really affected me. – Kurt Cobain
Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations. – Susan Faludi
She is afraid of divorce, which will free her, as she was not enough afraid of marriage, which trapped her. – A. S. Byatt
When mom and dad went to war the only prisoners they took were the children. – Pat Conroy
I bequeath all my property to my wife on the condition that she remarry immediately. Then there will be at least one man to regret my death. – Heinrich Heine
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find and continue to find grounds for marriage.
Divorce isn’t the child’s fault. Don’t say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you’re really just hurting the child. – Valerie Bertinelli
Confession may be good for the soul, but it’s an uncut Hope diamond for a divorce attorney.
Divorce isn’t just the person, it’s everything that goes with it – your kids, the adjustment, everything. – Peter Andre
The remedy for most marital stress is not in divorce. It is in repentance and forgiveness, in sincere expressions of charity and service. It is not in separation. It is in simple integrity that leads a man and a woman to square up their shoulders and meet their obligations. It is found in the Golden Rule, a time-honored principle that should first and foremost find expression in marriage. – Gordon B. Hinckley
An open marriage is nature’s way of telling you that you need a divorce. – Ann Landers
When people divorce, it’s always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even worse. – Monica Bellucci
Divorce isn’t such a tragedy. A tragedy’s staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce. – Jennifer Weiner
Divorce is a fire exit. When a house is burning, it doesn’t matter who set the fire. If there is no fire exit, everyone in the house will be burned! – Mehmet Murat ildan
Going through a divorce is like having every aspect of your life played back. Anything you have mishandled or regretted is talked about by everyone as they try to figure out who was right and who the innocent party really is. The comfort you once experienced is gone completely. There are many choices for new comfort, but most of them have no value except introducing new addictions or pounds of fat or guilt.
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