Quotes and Sayings about Doctors

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.

Submitted by: sammie

Don’t you find it strange that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Submitted by: Ethan

The best doctor gives the least medicines.
Benjamin Franklin

During surgery: “God performs miracles. I don’t.”

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

One of the biggest lies ever: The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes.

The presence of the doctor is the beginning of the cure.

My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn’t pay the bill, he gave me six months more.
– Matthau

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn’t mean he knows what it is.

Doctors are great- – as long as you don’t need them.
– Edward E. Rosenbaum

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?


Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
– Bonaparte

Whenever a doctor cannot do good he must be kept from doing harm.

The most tragic thing in the world is a sick doctor.
George Bernard Shaw

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard.

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.

Doctors put a wall up between themselves and their patients; nurses broke it down.
Jodi Picoult

The best doctor is the one you run to and can’t find.

A doctor is a man licensed to make grave mistakes.
– Leonard Louis Levinson

Behind every great doctor is an even better nurse.

The doctors are always changing their opinions. They always have some new fad.
– David Lloyd George

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