Quotes and Sayings about Doctors

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.

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Don’t you find it strange that doctors call what they do “practice”?

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During surgery: “God performs miracles. I don’t.”

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The best doctor gives the least medicines.
Benjamin Franklin

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One of the biggest lies ever: The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes.

My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn’t pay the bill, he gave me six months more.
– Matthau

Doctors are great- – as long as you don’t need them.
– Edward E. Rosenbaum

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn’t mean he knows what it is.

Doctors put a wall up between themselves and their patients; nurses broke it down.
– Jodi Picoult

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A doctor is a man licensed to make grave mistakes.
– Leonard Louis Levinson

Whenever a doctor cannot do good he must be kept from doing harm.
– Hippocrates

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Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

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The presence of the doctor is the beginning of the cure.

The most tragic thing in the world is a sick doctor.
George Bernard Shaw

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard.

Time is generally the best doctor.
Ovid

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Bombeck

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Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
– Bonaparte

The best doctor is the one you run to and can’t find.

Doctors cut, burn, and torture the sick, and then demand of them an undeserved fee for such services.
– Heraclitus of Ephesus


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