Quotes and Sayings about Doctors
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.
Don’t you find it strange that doctors call what they do “practice”?
During surgery: “God performs miracles. I don’t.”
The best doctor gives the least medicines.
– Benjamin Franklin
One of the biggest lies ever: The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes.
The presence of the doctor is the beginning of the cure.
My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn’t pay the bill, he gave me six months more.
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn’t mean he knows what it is.
Doctors are great- – as long as you don’t need them.
– Edward E. Rosenbaum
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard.
Whenever a doctor cannot do good he must be kept from doing harm.
Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
The most tragic thing in the world is a sick doctor.
– George Bernard Shaw
Doctors put a wall up between themselves and their patients; nurses broke it down.
– Jodi Picoult
A doctor is a man licensed to make grave mistakes.
– Leonard Louis Levinson
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.
The best doctor is the one you run to and can’t find.
The two best physicians of them all – – Dr. Laughter and Dr. Sleep.
– Gregory Dean Jr.
Never ask a surgeon whether you need an operation.
Behind every great doctor is an even better nurse.
The doctors are always changing their opinions. They always have some new fad.
– David Lloyd George
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
– Jonathan Swift
Physician, heal thyself.
Time is generally the best doctor.