Quotes and Sayings about Doctors
Behind every great doctor is an even better nurse.
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
– Erma Bombeck
Whenever a doctor cannot do good he must be kept from doing harm.
The best doctor gives the least medicines.
– Benjamin Franklin
During surgery: “God performs miracles. I don’t.”
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.
Don’t you find it strange that doctors call what they do “practice”?
One of the biggest lies ever: The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes.
While doctors consult, the patient dies.
The most tragic thing in the world is a sick doctor.
– George Bernard Shaw
The doctors are always changing their opinions. They always have some new fad.
– David Lloyd George
Every patient is a doctor after his cure.
Doctors are generally dull dogs.
– John Wilson
After all, a doctor is just to put your mind at rest.
The presence of the doctor is the beginning of the cure.
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard.
A doctor is a man licensed to make grave mistakes.
– Leonard Louis Levinson
Doctors put a wall up between themselves and their patients; nurses broke it down.
– Jodi Picoult
Doctors are great- – as long as you don’t need them.
– Edward E. Rosenbaum
The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing.
– Robert S. Mendelsohn
The best doctor is the one you run to and can’t find.
– Denis Diderot
Nature is better than a middling doctor.
Doctors cut, burn, and torture the sick, and then demand of them an undeserved fee for such services.
– Heraclitus of Ephesus
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn’t mean he knows what it is.