Quotes and Sayings about Doctors

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.

Submitted by: sammie

Don’t you find it strange that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Submitted by: Ethan

During surgery: “God performs miracles. I don’t.”

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

The best doctor gives the least medicines.
Benjamin Franklin

One of the biggest lies ever: The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes.

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn’t mean he knows what it is.

My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn’t pay the bill, he gave me six months more.
– Matthau

Doctors are great- – as long as you don’t need them.
– Edward E. Rosenbaum

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

The presence of the doctor is the beginning of the cure.

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