Quotes and Sayings about Doctors

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.

Submitted by: sammie

Don’t you find it strange that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Submitted by: Ethan

During surgery: “God performs miracles. I don’t.”

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

The best doctor gives the least medicines.
Benjamin Franklin

One of the biggest lies ever: The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes.

The presence of the doctor is the beginning of the cure.

My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn’t pay the bill, he gave me six months more.
– Matthau

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn’t mean he knows what it is.

Doctors are great- – as long as you don’t need them.
– Edward E. Rosenbaum

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?


A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard.

Whenever a doctor cannot do good he must be kept from doing harm.

Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
– Bonaparte

The most tragic thing in the world is a sick doctor.
George Bernard Shaw

Doctors put a wall up between themselves and their patients; nurses broke it down.
Jodi Picoult

A doctor is a man licensed to make grave mistakes.
– Leonard Louis Levinson

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.

The best doctor is the one you run to and can’t find.

The two best physicians of them all – – Dr. Laughter and Dr. Sleep.
– Gregory Dean Jr.

Never ask a surgeon whether you need an operation.
– Kocher


Behind every great doctor is an even better nurse.

The doctors are always changing their opinions. They always have some new fad.
– David Lloyd George

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
Jonathan Swift

Physician, heal thyself.
– Hebrew

Time is generally the best doctor.

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