Quotes and Sayings about Doctors
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.
Don’t you find it strange that doctors call what they do “practice”?
During surgery: “God performs miracles. I don’t.”
One of the biggest lies ever: The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes.
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn’t mean he knows what it is.
My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn’t pay the bill, he gave me six months more.
Doctors are great- – as long as you don’t need them.
– Edward E. Rosenbaum
The presence of the doctor is the beginning of the cure.