Quotes and Sayings about Doctors - Page 2
There are more old drunkards than old physicians.
Nature is better than a middling doctor.
The practice of medicine is a thinker’s art, the practice of surgery a plumber s.
– Martin H
The doctors are always changing their opinions. They always have some new fad.
– David Lloyd George
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
– Jonathan Swift
The best doctor is the one you run to and can’t find.
– Denis Diderot
The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing.
– Robert S. Mendelsohn
Deceive not thy physician, confessor, nor lawyer.
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard.
When a doctor does go wrong he is the first of criminals. He has nerve and he has knowledge.
The first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.
A surgeon should be young a physician old.
After all, a doctor is just to put your mind at rest.
Doctors are generally dull dogs.
– John Wilson
If the doctor cures, the sun sees it; if he kills, the earth hides it.
The most tragic thing in the world is a sick doctor.
– George Bernard Shaw
I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old age.
Don’t you find it strange that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Whenever a doctor cannot do good he must be kept from doing harm.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
– Erma Bombeck
Behind every great doctor is an even better nurse.
God heals and the doctor takes the fee.
While doctors consult, the patient dies.
During surgery: “God performs miracles. I don’t.”