Quotes and Sayings about Doctors - Page 2
There are more old drunkards than old physicians.
Nature is better than a middling doctor.
The practice of medicine is a thinker’s art, the practice of surgery a plumber s.
– Martin H
The doctors are always changing their opinions. They always have some new fad.
– David Lloyd George
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
– Jonathan Swift
Doctors are great- – as long as you don’t need them.
– Edward E. Rosenbaum
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard.
Don’t you find it strange that doctors call what they do “practice”?
When a doctor does go wrong he is the first of criminals. He has nerve and he has knowledge.
The first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.
A surgeon should be young a physician old.
Whenever a doctor cannot do good he must be kept from doing harm.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
– Erma Bombeck
After all, a doctor is just to put your mind at rest.
If the doctor cures, the sun sees it; if he kills, the earth hides it.
Every patient is a doctor after his cure.
Behind every great doctor is an even better nurse.
The most tragic thing in the world is a sick doctor.
– George Bernard Shaw
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
God heals and the doctor takes the fee.
I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old age.
While doctors consult, the patient dies.
Doctors are generally dull dogs.
– John Wilson
During surgery: “God performs miracles. I don’t.”