Quotes and Sayings about Doctors - Page 2
The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing.
– Robert S. Mendelsohn
Deceive not thy physician, confessor, nor lawyer.
It is the duty of a doctor to prolong life and it is not his duty to prolong the act of dying.
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.
Cure the disease and kill the patient.
Doctors are great- – as long as you don’t need them.
– Edward E. Rosenbaum
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard.
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Don’t you find it strange that doctors call what they do “practice”?
A surgeon should be young a physician old.
Whenever a doctor cannot do good he must be kept from doing harm.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
– Erma Bombeck
After all, a doctor is just to put your mind at rest.
If the doctor cures, the sun sees it; if he kills, the earth hides it.
Every patient is a doctor after his cure.
When a doctor does go wrong he is the first of criminals. He has nerve and he has knowledge.
The first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.
Behind every great doctor is an even better nurse.
The most tragic thing in the world is a sick doctor.
– George Bernard Shaw
Doctors are generally dull dogs.
– John Wilson
God heals and the doctor takes the fee.
I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old age.
While doctors consult, the patient dies.
During surgery: “God performs miracles. I don’t.”