Quotes and Sayings about Dogs
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.
- Christopher Hitchens
Happiness is a warm puppy.
- Charles M. Schulz
A dog is great because you can tell them secrets and they can’t tell anyone else.
If all else fails, hug your dog.:- )
Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
- Mary Bly
By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog.
- Barbara Holland
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why.
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
- Joe Gores
A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
- Irish Proverb
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
- Franklin P. Jones
A dog is man’s best friend, and vice versa.
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
- Alfred North Whitehead
The more people I meet the more I like my dog.
A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.
Who loves me will love my dog.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
- Ben Williams
If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
- Karel Capek
Dogs are like a girl’s best friends!
My dog is the only one who gets me.
From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
- Mabel Louise Robinson
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
- Josh Billings
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- Rita Rudner