Quotes and Sayings about Dogs
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.
- Christopher Hitchens
Happiness is a warm puppy.
- Charles M. Schulz
A dog is great because you can tell them secrets and they can’t tell anyone else.
If all else fails, hug your dog.:- )
Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
- Mary Bly
By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog.
- Barbara Holland
A man’s soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.
- Charles Doran
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why.
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
- Irish Proverb
A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
A dog is man’s best friend, and vice versa.
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
- Alfred North Whitehead
The more people I meet the more I like my dog.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Andrew A. Rooney
Who loves me will love my dog.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
- Ben Williams
If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
- Karel Capek
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
- Andy Rooney
From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
- Mabel Louise Robinson
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
- Josh Billings
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- Rita Rudner
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out.
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
- Ann Landers
Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
- Franklin P. Jones
If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die.
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
- Samuel Butler
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
- Franklin P. Jones
Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.
- Gene Hill
To err is human – to forgive, canine.
If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
- Joe Gores
The dog is the only animal that has seen his God.
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
- Sigmund Freud
My dog is the only one who gets me.
Dogs are like a girl’s best friends!
It’s not only a little puppy you bring home but the whole world.
Even if I can’t talk in your words, we can still understand each other. I don’t understand your words, but I know it’s your voice.