Quotes and Sayings about Dogs - Page 2
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
- Andy Rooney
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
- Mabel Louise Robinson
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
- Josh Billings
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- Rita Rudner
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out.
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
- Ann Landers
Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
- Franklin P. Jones
If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die.
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
- Samuel Butler
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
- Franklin P. Jones
A dog is great because you can tell them secrets and they can’t tell anyone else.
Happiness is a warm puppy.
- Charles M. Schulz
If all else fails, hug your dog.:- )
Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
- Mary Bly
Loyalty is for the dogs. Count me among the cats. And count me twice—once for each of my faces.
- Jarod Kintz
By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog.
- Barbara Holland
If your dog is too fat, you are not getting enough exercise.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
- Winston Churchill