Quotes and Sayings about Dogs - Page 2
If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
– Karel Capek
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
– Andy Rooney
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why.
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
– Rita Rudner
From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
– Mabel Louise Robinson
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
– Josh Billings
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
– Ann Landers
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out.
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
– Samuel Butler
Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
– Franklin P. Jones
If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die.
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
– Franklin P. Jones
A man’s soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.
– Charles Doran
A dog is man’s best friend, and vice versa.
To err is human – to forgive, canine.
If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
– Joe Gores
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
– Alfred North Whitehead
A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
– Irish Proverb
The dog is the only animal that has seen his God.
If your dog is too fat, you are not getting enough exercise.