Quotes and Sayings about Dogs - Page 2

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The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
Charles de Gaulle

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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
– Alfred North Whitehead

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A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
– Irish Proverb

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The dog is the only animal that has seen his God.

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If your dog is too fat, you are not getting enough exercise.

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Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
– Sigmund Freud

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The more people I meet the more I like my dog.

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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
– Andrew A. Rooney

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A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.

1

Who loves me will love my dog.

3

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
Will Rogers

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If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
– Karel Capek

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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
– Andy Rooney

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Never trust a dog to watch your food.

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One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why.

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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner

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From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
– Mabel Louise Robinson

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Josh Billings

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Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
– Ann Landers

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Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out.

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The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
– Samuel Butler

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Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
– Franklin P. Jones

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If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die.


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