Quotes and Sayings about Dogs - Page 2
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out.
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
– Ann Landers
Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
– Franklin P. Jones
If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die.
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
– Samuel Butler
A man’s soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.
– Charles Doran
A dog is man’s best friend, and vice versa.
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
– Franklin P. Jones
Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.
– Gene Hill
To err is human – to forgive, canine.
If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
– Joe Gores
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
– Alfred North Whitehead
A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
– Irish Proverb
The dog is the only animal that has seen his God.
If your dog is too fat, you are not getting enough exercise.
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
– Sigmund Freud
The more people I meet the more I like my dog.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
– Andrew A. Rooney
A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.
Who loves me will love my dog.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
– Ben Williams
If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
– Karel Capek
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
– Andy Rooney
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
– Will Rogers
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why.
By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog.
– Barbara Holland
Loyalty is for the dogs. Count me among the cats. And count me twice—once for each of my faces.
– Jarod Kintz
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.