Quotes and Sayings about Dogs - Page 2
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.
– Christopher Hitchens
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
– Charles de Gaulle
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
– Andrew A. Rooney
A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.
Who loves me will love my dog.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
– Will Rogers
If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
– Karel Capek
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
– Andy Rooney
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why.
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
– Rita Rudner
From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
– Mabel Louise Robinson
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
– Josh Billings
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
– Ann Landers
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out.
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
– Samuel Butler
Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
– Franklin P. Jones
If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die.
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
– Franklin P. Jones
A man’s soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.
– Charles Doran
A dog is man’s best friend, and vice versa.
To err is human – to forgive, canine.
If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.