Quotes and Sayings about Dogs - Page 2
If a man died, then kill his dog cos he can’t be loyal to anybody else again. <3
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.
- Christopher Hitchens
From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
- Mabel Louise Robinson
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
- Josh Billings
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- Rita Rudner
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out.
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
- Ann Landers
Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
- Franklin P. Jones
If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die.
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
- Samuel Butler
A man’s soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.
- Charles Doran
A dog is man’s best friend, and vice versa.
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
- Franklin P. Jones
Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.
- Gene Hill
To err is human – to forgive, canine.
If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
- Joe Gores
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
- Alfred North Whitehead
A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
- Irish Proverb