Quotes and Sayings about Dogs - Page 2
A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
- Irish Proverb
The dog is the only animal that has seen his God.
If your dog is too fat, you are not getting enough exercise.
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
- Sigmund Freud
The more people I meet the more I like my dog.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Andrew A. Rooney
A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.
Who loves me will love my dog.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
- Ben Williams
If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
- Karel Capek
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
- Andy Rooney
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
- Will Rogers
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why.
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
- Mabel Louise Robinson
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
- Josh Billings
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- Rita Rudner
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out.
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
- Ann Landers
Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
- Franklin P. Jones
If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die.
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
- Samuel Butler
A man’s soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.
- Charles Doran