Quotes and Sayings about Dogs - Page 2
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
– Alfred North Whitehead
Who loves me will love my dog.
If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
– Karel Capek
Even if I can’t talk in your words, we can still understand each other. I don’t understand your words, but I know it’s your voice.
When a dog sees its owner, its brain secretes the same substances as ours when we are in love.
From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
– Mabel Louise Robinson
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
– Josh Billings
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
– Rita Rudner
When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out.
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
– Ann Landers
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
– Samuel Butler
To err is human – to forgive, canine.
The dog is the only animal that has seen his God.
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
– Sigmund Freud
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
– Andrew A. Rooney
When you’re so sad, you can’t talk, a dog can look in your eyes and you know you don’t have to talk because he sees you’re hurt.
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
– Andy Rooney
A man’s soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.
– Charles Doran
Dogs know three things humans don’t: they smell the recent past, the hidden present, and possibly the impending future. Thus they have every reason to be depressed but hardly any to be paranoid.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
– Winston Churchill
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
– Will Rogers
It’s not only a little puppy you bring home but the whole world.
A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
– Irish Proverb
Loyalty is for the dogs. Count me among the cats. And count me twice—once for each of my faces.
– Jarod Kintz
If your dog is too fat, you are not getting enough exercise.