Quotes and Sayings about Dogs - Page 2

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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
– Andrew A. Rooney

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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
– Andy Rooney

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From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
– Mabel Louise Robinson

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Josh Billings

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner

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When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out.

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Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
– Ann Landers

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If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die.

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The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
– Samuel Butler

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Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
– Franklin P. Jones

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Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.
– Gene Hill

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To err is human – to forgive, canine.

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If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.

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When a dog sees its owner, its brain secretes the same substances as ours when we are in love.

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Even if I can’t talk in your words, we can still understand each other. I don’t understand your words, but I know it’s your voice.

Submitted by: Katy
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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Winston Churchill

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A man’s soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.
– Charles Doran

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
Will Rogers

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It’s not only a little puppy you bring home but the whole world.

Submitted by: aruna sanjeewa
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You can own a dog, but you can’t own a cat, it owns you.

Submitted by: Penny Lawrence
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Dogs know three things humans don’t: they smell the recent past, the hidden present, and possibly the impending future. Thus they have every reason to be depressed but hardly any to be paranoid.

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian
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When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?

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When you’re so sad, you can’t talk, a dog can look in your eyes and you know you don’t have to talk because he sees you’re hurt.

Submitted by: Buff
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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend obviously never owned a dog.

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Loyalty is for the dogs. Count me among the cats. And count me twice—once for each of my faces.
Jarod Kintz


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