Quotes and Sayings about Dogs - Page 2
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
– Franklin P. Jones
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
– Joe Gores
The more people I meet the more I like my dog.
A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.
A man’s soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.
– Charles Doran
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
– Andy Rooney
From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
– Mabel Louise Robinson
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
– Rita Rudner
When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out.
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
– Samuel Butler
If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
– Alfred North Whitehead
When you’re so sad, you can’t talk, a dog can look in your eyes and you know you don’t have to talk because he sees you’re hurt.
Dogs know three things humans don’t: they smell the recent past, the hidden present, and possibly the impending future. Thus they have every reason to be depressed but hardly any to be paranoid.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
– Winston Churchill
To err is human – to forgive, canine.
The dog is the only animal that has seen his God.
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
– Sigmund Freud
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
– Andrew A. Rooney
It’s not only a little puppy you bring home but the whole world.
A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
– Irish Proverb
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
– Will Rogers
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
– Ann Landers
If your dog is too fat, you are not getting enough exercise.
Loyalty is for the dogs. Count me among the cats. And count me twice—once for each of my faces.
– Jarod Kintz