Quotes and Sayings about Dogs - Page 2

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Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
– Franklin P. Jones

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Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
– Joe Gores

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The more people I meet the more I like my dog.

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A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.

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A man’s soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.
– Charles Doran

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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
– Andy Rooney

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From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
– Mabel Louise Robinson

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner

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When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out.

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The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
– Samuel Butler

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If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.

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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
– Alfred North Whitehead

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When you’re so sad, you can’t talk, a dog can look in your eyes and you know you don’t have to talk because he sees you’re hurt.

Submitted by: Buff
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Dogs know three things humans don’t: they smell the recent past, the hidden present, and possibly the impending future. Thus they have every reason to be depressed but hardly any to be paranoid.

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian
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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Winston Churchill

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To err is human – to forgive, canine.

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The dog is the only animal that has seen his God.

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Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
– Sigmund Freud

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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
– Andrew A. Rooney

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It’s not only a little puppy you bring home but the whole world.

Submitted by: aruna sanjeewa
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A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
– Irish Proverb

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
Will Rogers

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Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
– Ann Landers

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If your dog is too fat, you are not getting enough exercise.

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Loyalty is for the dogs. Count me among the cats. And count me twice—once for each of my faces.
Jarod Kintz


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