Quotes and Sayings about Dogs - Page 2
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Andrew A. Rooney
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
- Andy Rooney
From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
- Mabel Louise Robinson
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
- Josh Billings
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- Rita Rudner
When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out.
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
- Ann Landers
If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die.
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
- Samuel Butler
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
- Franklin P. Jones
Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.
- Gene Hill
To err is human – to forgive, canine.
If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
- Will Rogers
It’s not only a little puppy you bring home but the whole world.
Even if I can’t talk in your words, we can still understand each other. I don’t understand your words, but I know it’s your voice.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
- Winston Churchill
Dogs know three things humans don’t: they smell the recent past, the hidden present, and possibly the impending future. Thus they have every reason to be depressed but hardly any to be paranoid.
If your dog is too fat, you are not getting enough exercise.
When you’re so sad, you can’t talk, a dog can look in your eyes and you know you don’t have to talk because he sees you’re hurt.
You can own a dog, but you can’t own a cat, it owns you.
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
Loyalty is for the dogs. Count me among the cats. And count me twice—once for each of my faces.
- Jarod Kintz
I walk my dog every day but have no inkling of whether or not he thinks he is the one walking me.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.