Quotes and Sayings about Dogs
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
– Andrew A. Rooney
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
– Alfred North Whitehead
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
– Andy Rooney
From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
– Mabel Louise Robinson
A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
– Irish Proverb
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
– Roger Caras
To err is human – to forgive, canine.
The dog is the only animal that has seen his God.
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
– Sigmund Freud
Dogs are like a girl’s best friends!
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
– Ann Landers
Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
– Mary Bly
If your dog is too fat, you are not getting enough exercise.
Heaven is the place where all the dogs you ever loved come to greet you.
When a dog sees its owner, its brain secretes the same substances as ours when we are in love.