Quotes and Sayings about Dogs - Page 3
The dog is the only animal that has seen his God.
If your dog is too fat, you are not getting enough exercise.
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
– Sigmund Freud
The more people I meet the more I like my dog.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
– Andrew A. Rooney
A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.
Who loves me will love my dog.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
– Will Rogers
If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
– Karel Capek
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
– Andy Rooney
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why.
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
– Rita Rudner
From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
– Mabel Louise Robinson
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
– Josh Billings
By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog.
– Barbara Holland
Loyalty is for the dogs. Count me among the cats. And count me twice—once for each of my faces.
– Jarod Kintz
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
– Mary Bly