Drugs Quotes and Sayings

Don’t do drugs because if you do drugs you’ll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.

I’m not as think as you stoned I am.

I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police.
- Keith Richards

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.
- Margaret Cho

Thou hast the keys of Paradise, oh just, subtle, and mighty opium!

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

Don’t do drugs – Give them to me.

Drugs are a waste of time. They destroy your memory and your self-respect and everything that goes along with with your self esteem.
- Kurt Cobain

I’m not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?

You should just say no to drugs. That will drive the prices down.

Drugs are a bet with the mind.
- Jim Morrison

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.

The Grass is always greener … when it is rolled up in a paper.

Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
- P.J. O’Rourke

You should just say no to drugs. That will drive the prices down.

If God had wanted us to smoke pot, he would have made it naturally occurring, plentiful, and easy to grow.

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

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14 Comments to “Drugs Quotes and Sayings”

1. andrea from the bay area wrote on 23 February 2010
Vote: 303 29

Drugs causes memory loss, & other things I can’t remember..
2. brandyy wrote on 28 February 2011
Vote: 26 9

It’s like that moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
3. grim sim wrote on 13 September 2009
Vote: 36 23

Do not wish drugs were free, but free of drugs.
4. Phillip wrote on 3 March 2011
Vote: 17 12

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it’s the scenic route.
5. bob mac wrote on 17 May 2011
Vote: 19 14

I don’t need drugs to enjoy life……just to enhance it.
6. mari mar wrote on 3 November 2011
Vote: 12 10

God create weed, man created alcohol, who you gonna trust?
7. ashley wrote on 22 October 2011
Vote: 9 10

Don’t do weed, read.
8. b wrote on 17 February 2012
Vote: 5 6

If weed was legalized, would potheads have anything left to talk about.
9. charleigh ann wrote on 2 February 2012
Vote: 15 20

Dope will take everything from you.
10. Darka Lust wrote on 24 September 2011
Vote: 10 14

I don’t like cocaine I just like to smell it.
11. Me wrote on 30 November 2011
Vote: 5 16

Don’t do drugs,…we are too many now and there is less.
12. Love Actually quote wrote on 13 January 2012
Vote: 5 16

Don’t buy drugs, become a pop star and they’ll give you them for free!
13. bajoe13 wrote on 4 February 2012
Vote: 10 51

Life sometimes sucks, that’s why we smoke weed.
14. akaal singh wrote on 16 December 2008
Vote: 92 222

Drugs kill slowly, so who is in a hurry.