Drugs Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
I’m not drunk, just a little stoned.
- Gerard Way
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.
- Margaret Cho
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Don’t do drugs because if you do drugs you’ll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
- John Hardwick
Drugfree is the way to be.
Drugs are for the people who can not handle their troubles in reality.
It’s like that moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
A pharmacist is a drug dealer with an endless supply.
Do not wish drugs were free, but free of drugs.
I don’t need drugs to enjoy life…just to enhance it.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it’s the scenic route.
Say no to drugs.
Don’t do weed, read.
If weed was legalized, would potheads have anything left to talk about.
God create weed, man created alcohol, who you gonna trust?
Drugs: an excuse to do stupid sh*t.
If I had a tree full of pot I would climb up and never come down.
Man: God, why did you put pot on earth if you didn’t want us to use it?
God: Well, I also put sharks and tigers and vaulters and spiders on earth. I never said to go mess with them.
Man: You are wise but then why is it bad if we use it if its just a plant?
God: Well, the opium poppy is just a plant. The cocoa plant is just a plant. Poison ivy is just a plant. The Manchineel tree is also just a plant. But would you mess with it?
Man: Well, no. But pot is an herb, and it grows fast plus all the seeds help it spread fast.
God: Well. Sage is also just an herb but if you smoke a certain kind you will die. I put the seeds there because every life form needs to create more to live. HIV spreads fast and you don’t see people wanting it. You see nothing is the way it seems.
I don’t like cocaine I just like to smell it.