Drugs Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.
– David Lee Roth
Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
– Robin P. Williams
God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
I’m not drunk, just a little stoned.
– Gerard Way
Thou hast the keys of Paradise, oh just, subtle, and mighty opium!
– Thomas De Quincey
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Drugfree is the way to be.
Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
– P.J. O’Rourke
Don’t do drugs because if you do drugs you’ll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
– John Hardwick
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.
– Margaret Cho
I much prefer to be high on life than in it.
It’s like that moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Life’s too short not to be high all the time.
Drugs are for the people who can not handle their troubles in reality.
Do not wish drugs were free, but free of drugs.
I don’t need drugs to enjoy life…just to enhance it.
If weed was legalized, would potheads have anything left to talk about.
Weed is not a drug. It’s a plant. Therefore I’m not a drug dealer. I’m a florist.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it’s the scenic route.
Drugs and music are an escape from reality.
Say no to drugs.
A pharmacist is a drug dealer with an endless supply.
Man: God, why did you put pot on earth if you didn’t want us to use it?
God: Well, I also put sharks and tigers and vaulters and spiders on earth. I never said to go mess with them.
Man: You are wise but then why is it bad if we use it if its just a plant?
God: Well, the opium poppy is just a plant. The cocoa plant is just a plant. Poison ivy is just a plant. The Manchineel tree is also just a plant. But would you mess with it?
Man: Well, no. But pot is an herb, and it grows fast plus all the seeds help it spread fast.
God: Well. Sage is also just an herb but if you smoke a certain kind you will die. I put the seeds there because every life form needs to create more to live. HIV spreads fast and you don’t see people wanting it. You see nothing is the way it seems.
God create weed, man created alcohol, who you gonna trust?
Don’t do weed, read.
I don’t like cocaine I just like to smell it.
Dope will take everything from you.
If I had a tree full of pot I would climb up and never come down.
Drugs: an excuse to do stupid sh*t.