Drugs Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

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Drugs are a waste of time. They destroy your memory and your self- respect and everything that goes along with with your self esteem.
- Kurt Cobain

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If God had wanted us to smoke pot, he would have made it naturally occurring, plentiful, and easy to grow.

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I’m not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

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Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.
- Robin Williams

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The Grass is always greener … When it is rolled up in a paper.

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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
- Robin P. Williams

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I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.
- David Lee Roth

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God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?

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Thou hast the keys of Paradise, oh just, subtle, and mighty opium!
- Thomas De Quincey

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Don’t do drugs because if you do drugs you’ll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
- John Hardwick

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I’m not drunk, just a little stoned.
- Gerard Way

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I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

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I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.
- Margaret Cho

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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
- P.J. O’Rourke

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Drugs are for the people who can not handle their troubles in reality.

Submitted by: Ellie Hawkes
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It’s like that moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.

Submitted by: brandyy
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Say no to drugs.

Submitted by: cyherm"s
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Life’s too short not to be high all the time.

Submitted by: syph3n
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A pharmacist is a drug dealer with an endless supply.

Submitted by: Cierra
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Do not wish drugs were free, but free of drugs.

Submitted by: grim sim
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I don’t need drugs to enjoy life…just to enhance it.

Submitted by: bob mac
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Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it’s the scenic route.

Submitted by: Phillip
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If weed was legalized, would potheads have anything left to talk about.

Submitted by: b
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Man: God, why did you put pot on earth if you didn’t want us to use it?
God: Well, I also put sharks and tigers and vaulters and spiders on earth. I never said to go mess with them.
Man: You are wise but then why is it bad if we use it if its just a plant?
God: Well, the opium poppy is just a plant. The cocoa plant is just a plant. Poison ivy is just a plant. The Manchineel tree is also just a plant. But would you mess with it?
Man: Well, no. But pot is an herb, and it grows fast plus all the seeds help it spread fast.
God: Well. Sage is also just an herb but if you smoke a certain kind you will die. I put the seeds there because every life form needs to create more to live. HIV spreads fast and you don’t see people wanting it. You see nothing is the way it seems.

Submitted by: MJaddict420yesitsaddicting

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