Drugs Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.
– Robin Williams
If God had wanted us to smoke pot, he would have made it naturally occurring, plentiful, and easy to grow.
I’m not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.
The Grass is always greener … When it is rolled up in a paper.
I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.
– David Lee Roth
Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
– Robin P. Williams
God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
I’m not drunk, just a little stoned.
– Gerard Way
Thou hast the keys of Paradise, oh just, subtle, and mighty opium!
– Thomas De Quincey
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Drugfree is the way to be.
Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
– P.J. O’Rourke
Don’t do drugs because if you do drugs you’ll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
– John Hardwick
I much prefer to be high on life than in it.
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.
– Margaret Cho
It’s like that moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Drugs are for the people who can not handle their troubles in reality.
Life’s too short not to be high all the time.
Do not wish drugs were free, but free of drugs.
Weed is not a drug. It’s a plant. Therefore I’m not a drug dealer. I’m a florist.
I don’t need drugs to enjoy life…just to enhance it.
If weed was legalized, would potheads have anything left to talk about.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it’s the scenic route.
A pharmacist is a drug dealer with an endless supply.