Drugs Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.
– Margaret Cho
God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
Thou hast the keys of Paradise, oh just, subtle, and mighty opium!
– Thomas De Quincey
Drugs are a bet with the mind.
– Jim Morrison
Drugs are a waste of time. They destroy your memory and your self- respect and everything that goes along with with your self esteem.
– Kurt Cobain
The Grass is always greener … When it is rolled up in a paper.
Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.
– Robin Williams
Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
– P.J. O’Rourke
You should just say no to drugs. That will drive the prices down.
– Geechy Guy
I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.
– David Lee Roth
Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
– Robin P. Williams
Don’t do drugs – Give them to me.
Don’t do drugs because if you do drugs you’ll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
– John Hardwick
I’m not as think as you stoned I am.
If God had wanted us to smoke pot, he would have made it naturally occurring, plentiful, and easy to grow.
I’m not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.
I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police.
– Keith Richards
I’m not drunk, just a little stoned.
– Gerard Way
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.